John Martin

@lort849 @banracism445 @BradyYourTutor_ BMI is not the best way to scale someone especially when you don’t even have the numbers to determine her BMI

@banracism445 @BradyYourTutor_ Shes overweight at the least, borderline morbidly obese according to BMI, and please don’t tell me it’s muscle.

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@bobcal25 @DesireeAmerica4 The server I’m sure had something to do with that

@DesireeAmerica4 Take the fee up with the manage, not the server. Petty!

This guy is bragging about leaving a single dollar bill as a tip on a $60 bill at a restaurant in Baton Rouge. Why? Because the kitchen slapped him with a $5.75 "complicated order fee." ​Let’s look at what this man actually customized: a double Wagyu burger with a pretzel bun swap, added bacon, added pepper jack, added grilled onions, added jalapeños, and "no garden." He literally rewritten the entire menu and expected the kitchen staff to perform culinary gymnastics for free. ​Yes, we all know eating out is getting insanely expensive, and these hidden surcharge fees are annoying. But at the end of the day, if you can afford to order an extremely expensive $18 for a Wagyu burger and $14 for a Jack and Coke, you can afford to tip the human being who served it to you. If you're going to be this cheap, do us all a favor: stay inside your house and make a sandwich. Absolute clown energy.

@zzzombiebomb @DesireeAmerica4 lol I want the shit made how I want it and if I get a complicated order fee ima take it out the tip

it's rude to order something and then say you don't want it the way it's made. don't do things in public that your mother would have beaten you for doing at home. but also tips aren't mandatory and shouldn't be expected. i HATE when someone who can't afford it gives me extra money and i hate you for making them think they have to

@2lonomusic @GSEncounters lol need to work on that trash ass music and chill on the jokes

@GSEncounters Of course he stole, he’s wearing FUBU

Pay for a pack of crackers or look for a new job? Tough decision.

@adajahnichole @shantisdiary Lmao somebody gonna put you on a tshirt but I’ll buy that motherfucker you got balls

@shantisdiary niggas can’t take shit they dish out 😭 if a nigga cheat either leave or do your big one!! cheat back then come home and kiss him. ask him how that nigga nut taste

my ex asked me how long did i suck his dick n got mad when i said “however long it took him to nut” like wtf did u want the truth or what

@profit4fun_ @shantisdiary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@shantisdiary I would’ve shot yo bitch ass 😂

@0728ps @m333tu @luxemiaa You’d be surprised and ppl only want to fuck it’s hookup culture

@September7_Own @m333tu @luxemiaa I have a question. Do other guys actually go on a date expecting to have sex after the first meal? Why don’t they want to get to know the girl first?

@m333tu @luxemiaa Don do that shit on a first date down the line sure but it’s stupid as shit to expect a woman to fuck you and yall splitting the check on the first interaction

@luxemiaa Do yall want equality or what ?? Everyday you’re all talking about feminism. But when men treat yall as equals. You don’t like it. So again. What is feminism? Don’t queer partners split bills when on dates ??

@Marcdeezyy I think the rivals community cries more than the 2k community

So instead of releasing fan favorites we still drop burger characters 😭

@3_mac45 @OthelloLovedDes @HaterReport lol right they wanted out of the Jordan era but everyone forgets that

@OthelloLovedDes @September7_Own @HaterReport MJ got fired from washington. That dont really seem like that was on his terms😂

Nah man Dillon Brooks a REAL VILLAIN Bro showed up to Game 4 just to hatewatch LeBron I’M IN TEARS 😂😂😂

@murk1300 @OthelloLovedDes @HaterReport When you debate with someone you bring up points similar to the one being argued hence me bringing up Jordan in Washington.

@September7_Own @OthelloLovedDes @HaterReport Nigga when did he say anything about Jordan

@OthelloLovedDes @HaterReport If you really think he went to the Wizards to win a chip I got oceanfront property to sell you in Wisconsin. Lakers making it to the second round and the Wizards being bottom feeders are in no way comparable to each other. Lakers didn’t have the roster to win a chip in 2026

@September7_Own @HaterReport My goat , was respectful enough to the game that after one or 2 ceremonial years in Washington you realize this aint mann 😒, its starting to look sad. Averaging 20+ but not winning. Let me head on out 🚶🏾 own a sports team or two or something

@ZanderDSOW @mymixtapez Why would he have to do that she has a 4.0. Also why would I sheepishly believe you saying this over the person? Using your logic I’m not suppose to believe anyone

@mymixtapez He made a fat donation for her to be accepted, lets not act like this hasn't been happening since day 1

2 Chainz celebrated his daughter Heaven graduating high school with a 4.0 GPA and being accepted into Howard University: “Out of all the things I’ve accomplished in my lifetime, this is at the top.”

@MartyByrde3rd @MakisRaqeem @NBA__Courtside lol tf that got to do with him coaching

@MakisRaqeem @NBA__Courtside He helped the Lakers WIN 5 championships in 9 years dummy! You’re just too young to remember it!

Byron Scott says no matter how LeBron James did this year, Lakers need to move on if they want to be a championship team: “You getting paid 50 million. You’re 41, 42, 43 years old, right? You got a three-headed monster like you’re talking about. The Lakers if you want to move on and be a championship team for the next five, six, seven years, you got to build around Luka Doncic, Austin Reaves. You can’t do that if he’s still here. He’s 50 million. That comes off the cap. You can go get two really good basketball players. And young basketball players that can come in there and help.” (Via Byron Scott’s Fast Break)

@NBA__Courtside Where were yall at when they was paying Kobe the same thing to be a mascot basically lol

@OthelloLovedDes @HaterReport As a non bron fan get off your knees respectfully Jordan ain’t have a chance in Washington at shit and his greatness was still enjoyed. Just say you don’t like LeBron it’s less words

@HaterReport I love watching Bron fans triggered 😂and be like “why u even giving attention to this clown🤬” Cause outside of yall fan club we dont take kindly to the Longevity stat padding. Shoulda been retired 2 years ago. Just embarrassing your legacy atp

@CerifiedSaiyan @fx_szb @txcconfessions lol only in this case whataboutism is acceptable cuz you act like white ppl haven’t done shit similar or worse since the beginning of time

@fx_szb @txcconfessions You felt so offended by my comment that in defense of this fucker (and many like him) to come to his defense with whataboutism?

“She cheated on me & had a baby with my opp. So 18 years later I pimped her daughter out…”

@GeecheePrince @MAGAMax2024 @olympicbean @NBA__Courtside lol the graphic is talking about the year after they won the finals which is dumb as fuck and wouldn’t have shit to do with the previous year I’m not a fan of Kobe or LeBron

@MAGAMax2024 @olympicbean @NBA__Courtside Hey Pedo... Kobe was knocked out in the first round in 2007.

Nick Wright says he’s got Kobe Bryant as the 8th greatest player ever, and he was never the best player in the world: “I know people get mad at that take, but here’s the problem and the reason Kobe was never the best player in the world. Because once Kobe got great, call it 99, he wasn’t great yet, but I’ll give him 99 once you started seeing flashes. From 99 until 2002, Shaquille O’Neal was the best player in the world. And then from 2003 until 2007, Tim Duncan was the best player in the world. You know how I know Tim Duncan was the best player in the world at that time? Because he won three championships in five years. He won two MVPs. He was the best player. He was the best player until that 48 special by LeBron in 2007. LeBron was the best player in the world from that moment until 2018. So it was Shaq, it was Duncan, it was then Bron. At no point was Kobe the best player in the world.” (Via @WhatsWrightShow)

@BTheLastHope @Rockstaar27 @olympicbean @NBA__Courtside Kobe won chips with Shaq that’s not doing anything with less

@Rockstaar27 @olympicbean @NBA__Courtside Then why didn't LeBron win those chips? He had the easy ass east to go through and couldn't do it but Kobe did with less? You're an idiot too

@Jefftho23905854 @Rockstaar27 @olympicbean @NBA__Courtside lol starting off by saying don’t care about either one of the guys but logically why would you start a franchise with a worse player then the one you have?

@Rockstaar27 @olympicbean @NBA__Courtside Jerry west stated he wouldve started a franchise with lebron over kobe. That is VERY different than saying he's better