Serge Adam 🇾🇪🎗️

Carrick for the full time job, #MUFC?

Boss repeatedly shouted 'potato' at Irish employee bbc.in/4rZjPrZ

BREAKING: Four men have been arrested on suspicion of aiding Iran’s intelligence service by spying on locations and individuals linked to the Jewish community in London, the Metropolitan Police said.

@BrunoFernands8 @utdreport AI slop

Carrick’s insistence on a rigid build-up is killing the team’s momentum. Just like in the previous match, the tactical setup felt stagnant, and while a red card saved him last time, his refusal to adapt his substitutions today was fatal. Taking Casemiro off while the game was still in the balance (and without a two-goal cushion) was a massive error—you don't remove your defensive anchor when the opponent is still a threat. 2. The Amad Diallo Conundrum It is baffling to see Amad Diallo—arguably our most dangerous attacking winger and a key tactical factor—stuck on the bench. Seeing Bryan Mbeumo struggling with fatigue in the first half should have been the signal to bring Amad on immediately. Carrick's inability to read the players' energy levels is becoming a pattern. 3. The Šeško Dilemma Benjamin Šeško has been missing clear-cut chances, yet Carrick keeps him on the pitch while the most creative spark (Amad) remains unused. A top-tier Manchester United coach must be able to read the game in real-time and make the ruthless calls necessary to win. 4. A "Terrifying" Victory over 10 Men Winning against 11 men while being outplayed is not a sign of strength; it’s terrifying. If Newcastle had remained at full strength, the result would have been even more embarrassing. Carrick’s 4-2-1-3 system seems to have run out of ideas, and the lack of a "Plan B" is glaring. Final Verdict: INEOS must look for a more sophisticated tactical mind this summer. Carrick is repeating his mistakes rather than learning from them, and United cannot afford a coach who can't read the pitch. @ManUtd

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Marvellous

@DachshundColin Peter Griffin

Ayatollah Pies

اية الله بيتر غريفن

Ayatollah, more like Ayagonner

Footage of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei’s corpse has been shown to Prime Minister Netanyahu, according to N12.

Ali Khamenei is DEAD.

@Zar_RedIssue Hopefully

Iran have added Bradford and Luton to their target list 🇮🇷🚮

@jonnyescott Stay safe my mate x

@SergeMUFC At the moment mate, I’m just worried about getting back to my home safely which isn’t looking likely

Nah this ain’t good. Sister in law is on a beach in Dubai and just heard explosions. Fuck you Donald Trump and fuck you Benjamin Netanyahu

@jonnyescott You’re looking at this so surface level, but that’s ok mate, it’s not something you’ll ever have to worry about in your lifetime x

@SergeMUFC I’m not wrong though am I mate? X

@jonnyescott Bless you Jonny x

@SergeMUFC It was them who attacked Iran though mate and if they hadn’t have done that, this wouldn’t be happening x

How good is Senne Lammens tho... #MUFC

@ManUnitedZone Bang for buck, Lammens and Mbuemo

Who has been the best summer signing so far this season? 🔴

@Rossi16_ Has he been chewing on fireworks?

Looking SO laboured tonight, the build up is horrendously slow. No urgency at all. #mufc