Mary McNeight

@RepJackKimble Is this your satire account?

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@ValentinoKhan FLY ME OUT I’m a service dog trainer who has help train over 300 service dogs for disabled people.

I want to fly you out to Vegas for a show at my Wynn residency. ✈️ Comment “FLY ME OUT” to enter. Hotel, flights, chicken tenders, all access – all fully covered by me.  And yes you get to bring a +1. See you soon: Fri, May 8 (Encore Beach Club Daytime)
Wed, June 17 (EBC at Night) Sunday, June 28 (XS) Sun, September 27 (EBC at Night)

@Roku What the HECK did you do to live tv pause? There is no way to fast forward and see where you are in the program. You’ve literally broken the best feature of having a Roku TV.

@SFStLouis What’s the deal with the dining passes and the guest ticket for 2026 pass holders? I purchased my plan last year in September.

It’s getting real, friends! 😎 Park hours are here and opening weekend is calling. Get ready to soar, spin, and fly your way into the fun—who’s joining us bright and early at gate open? 🎢☀️ #sixflagsstlouis #openingday

@Chilis I don’t do fast food anymore since I get like 30% more food from sit down restaurants. #ChilisFoodCourt

FAST FOOD IS GUILTY... OF OVERPRICED VALUE MEALS!!!! Quote this with #ChilisFoodCourt & tell us how much you paid for your last overpriced fast food "value meal". We're picking 1,099 ppl & giving them a $20 gift card to Chili’s to try our new Big Crispy 3 For Me. rules ⬇️

@6ix9ine I have trained over 300 service dogs for disabled people. In May my service dog candidates and I were poisoned by a drone spraying pesticides. My personal service dog is dead, others were injured, I almost died in November. We need help to continue to help others.

50,000 $ WINNERS 💰 I TOLD YOU GUYS COMMENT WHAT YOUR GOING THROUGH 🙏 WE READ EVERY COMMENT I TRY TO SEE EVERYONES STRUGGLE OR WHAT YOU GOING THROUGH. SO IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE OR IF YOU REALLY NEED A MIRCALE TO HAPPEN COMMENT YOUR STORY FOR THE NEXT 50,000 $ 💸💵💰💴💶💷. @rainbetcom

@GaryCardone I’ve helped train over 300 medical alert service dogs for disabled people. In May, my service dog candidates and I were poisoned by a drone spraying pesticides. One dog is dead, multiple are injured, I almost died. We need financial help to keep going.

These two cardinals are setting the right example this morning for the rest of humanity! The world is abundant and is at Peace! I AM on Team Humanity, what team are you on?

@hey_mindi Here’s the story. Doesn’t include my personal service dog dying from lymphoma less than 4 months later. Also doesnt include the almost blind dog. firstalert4.com/2025/09/03/wat…

For those asking:

There is something catastrophically wrong with Americas vet business. I sat for 3 hours yesterday with our 11 year old dog. Test after test. I kept signing financial agreement papers, desperate to find an answer to what’s wrong. Every step of the way, a thorough explanation of the need to do xyz. Always with the sentence at the end “that runs $____” Sign this. By the end of the 3 hours, my choices were pay $5000 to admit her for the rest of the afternoon or put her down. I couldn’t think straight. I walked in with her hours prior thinking she just had some little bug that would be simple to resolve. I can’t stop thinking about how many people would have to choose option 2, because $5000 out of left field isn’t possible to pay. I also can’t believe that I was forced to sit and watch a 14 min vaccine commercial reel on repeat for 3 hours while I contemplated our devastating circumstances. This can’t be the norm. If you have a prayer, I humbly ask if you’d lift our family up this Easter Sunday.

@hey_mindi I’m a service dog trainer who has trained over 300 service dogs. In May my service dog candidates and I were poisoned by a drone spraying pesticides. As 1 dog after another got sick my first thought was call the police & shoot myself in the head cuz at least they would get care.

@hey_mindi Yea, that’s my personal service dog in a body bag. Died from lymphoma less than 4 months after we were poisoned.

@hey_mindi I’m a service dog trainer who has trained over 300 service dogs. In May my service dog candidates and I were poisoned by a drone spraying pesticides. As 1 dog after another got sick my first thought was call the police & shoot myself in the head cuz at least they would get care.

@SaveALot 634 jelly beans

Hip Hop Hooray; it's time for another #giveaway! 🐰🍬 Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar for a chance to win a $25 Save A Lot gift card. We'll pick a random winner from all correct guesses on Wednesday, April 8th! #HappyEaster

@DavidAmelottiTV one of the service dog candidates that was poisoned is now living his best life in Florida helping keep a college kid alive

I’ve help train over 300 service dogs. In May my dogs and I were poisoned by a drone spraying pesticides. Multiple dogs were injured, my service dog is dead. I’ve lost everything. Need help redoing my bathroom to be handicap accessible, it’s falling apart. #WereFinallyTogether

@marcuslemonis @ContainerStore @BedBathBeyond I’ve help train over 300 service dogs. In May my dogs and I were poisoned by a drone spraying pesticides. Multiple dogs were injured, my service dog is dead. I’ve lost everything. Need help redoing my bathroom to be handicap accessible, it’s falling apart. #WereFinallyTogether

Win a $5000 shopping spree.. RT and tell me why you @ContainerStore @BedBathBeyond #WereFinallyTogether

@naturallight I’m done fixing modern technology that is literally DESIGNED to break. I think we were at 6 LG drain pumps and one thermistor later I’ve given up and bought myself a 1980s Maytag workhorse. #NattyDIYDay #Sweepstakes

Natty tastes better from a fridge you fixed yourself. Reply with #NattyDIYDay #Sweepstakes for a chance to win a 244-piece tool set and $500 so you can get the job done!

@AGONbyAOC I teach service dog training classes online. Have help train over 300 so far. They save their owners lives on a daily basis. Like this students dog who could not wake his girl. He went and got her dad to help her. My laptop screen is tiny. Would love a new screen to teach on.

We’re clearing out our EU/US warehouses and found a batch of extra monitors. And we want to give them to YOU. Comment if you want one ⤵️

@naturallight I don’t drink but I do have 4 tool boxes. Can I use it for root beer? #NattyFools #Sweepstakes

WIN THIS FRIDGE! NO JOKE! April fool everyone into thinking you’re actually working in the garage with the Natural Light Mini Toolbox Fridge! Reply with #NattyFools #Sweepstakes for a chance to make it yours!

@1800CONTACTS Exactly, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. 🤷

@ServiceDogAcdmy We're not sure if "dentist waiting room in the 80's" is a good thing or not but in any case, you're welcome for the dose of nostalgia.

@1800CONTACTS What did you do to your hold music? Relaxing Jazzy sounds volume 7? I’m a GenXer and it’s the early 80s and I’m stuck at the dentists waiting room as a teen.