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turns out “sleepy joe biden” was the biggest projection of all fucking time
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump is about to hit REM sleep on camera in the Oval
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Lockdown immediately
Daily Noud@DailyNoud
Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.
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lo hacen ahora los саbrоnеs, nosotros tuvimos que estudiar una ingeniería a los 13 años para hacer un servidor con lag en hamachi
Cartoons On The Moon@CartoonsOTMoon
Después de 15 AÑOS, Minecraft finalmente añadió el multijugador fácil en Java Edition: Los jugadores ya pueden unirse a los mundos de sus amigos como en Bedrock.
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I thought it was weird that Claude kept telling me to go to sleep so I went on reddit and there's hundreds and hundreds of people saying that Claude keeps trying to end the conversation by telling them to go to bed
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How do you read things like this and not want them GONE
Pubity@pubity
A data center in Georgia used 30 million gallons of water illegally, and locals only noticed when their water pressure was abnormally low. The data center claimed it was an honest mistake, but locals were told by the town to conserve water while the data center kept running.
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And then they’ll get blamed for it instead of the guy who was just in office
chairman biden@chairmanbiden74
the next democratic president right after being sworn in:
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hey hate to burst your bubble there but korra was actually the avatar
I'm a nerd ☆@Im_a_nerd__
If 20% of earthbenders could metalbend, then how did Korra, a waterbender, learn to metalbend?
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Me: CALLS I.T....Hi my laptop is doing something weird.
IT guy: What kind of weird?
Me: It's just. Being weird.
IT guy: Can you be more specific.
Me: It's making a sound.
IT guy: What kind of sound.
Me: Like. A thinking sound. But angrier.
IT guy: PAUSE.......Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Me: I feel like you ask everyone that.
IT guy: I ask everyone that because everyone needs to hear it.
Me: What if I already tried that.
IT guy: Did you?
Me: ...Define tried.
IT guy: Did you turn it off.
Me: I closed the screen.
IT guy: LONGEST EXHALE IN HUMAN HISTORY...... That's not turning it off.
Me: It goes dark. It sleeps. Is that not essentially off?
IT guy: It is not essentially off. It is essentially a nap. We need to turn it off.
Me: Okay okay doing it now. TURNS OFF LAPTOP......Now what.
IT guy: Turn it back on.
Me: That's it?
IT guy: That's it.
Me: TURNS IT ON..... Oh. It's fine. The sound is gone.
IT guy: Great.
Me: You're like a witch doctor.
IT guy: I'm going to hang up now.
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