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“Hard copy of Dane bruglers the beast ducktaped across my chest. Intern fires a .38 at me from 10 Meters away. Which ever page the bullet stops at…that’s the guy. That’s my fuckin process.” *bewildered Chipotle worker*: black or pinto beans?

@ClutchFantasy @HotMisterPibb

Just going to leave this with no comment. Wan’Dale Robinson 102 tar, 66 rec, 794yds, 3TDs Justin Jefferson 99 tar, 60 rec, 795yds, 2TDs

@mikegolicjr @HotMisterPibb

Wendy’s Baconator Cheez-Its: 9.17/10 they packed an INSANE amount of flavors into this little square. and the smell was intoxicating. A unique and welcome addition to the Cheez-It catalogue.

I know Terry Francona is a Hall of Famer But Fraley and Marte both hit Home Runs tonight and somehow in a tie game they have been replaced by Espinal and Joe I just refuse to believe those are the correct decisions

Don’t ever disrespect my boy Yang

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” react for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call

If no Pope is decided after 4 sessions, each cardinal alternates possession from the 25 yard line. After 2 more sessions, they have to go for two-point conversions.

My main problem with dating apps is that I’m pitching a product I don’t really believe in

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@HotMisterPibb @chai5e_ @GoBearcatsMBB @TyBow_ Thank you, Hot Mr. Pibb

@chai5e_ @GoBearcatsMBB @TyBow_ @SethyZ good job to both of you!

Shout out to the @GoBearcatsMBB fans who continued to show up week in and week out to support this team no matter what. The true MVPs of the season.

Mahomes & Kelce would’ve been there bending the knee

@Ethan_Zo Finally something I can support

How I Met Your Mother was elite at its peak

It's time to retire "is he elite" segments on tv. Had a good run. Time to move on.

Trying to remember how to do my job after fucking off for the past 3 weeks