DeBez 👾

@aeonryss @oyimzy Yeah it does if villa finish exactly 5th and also win the europa league, can't be arsed to type out how but if you Google it you'll see how

@oyimzy no, for the millionth time, 6th place doesn’t get UCL in any scenario

Wait Chelsea can still qualify for the Champions League????

@GlidingOverAll @peptidepirate You can take taurine at night before bed and coq10 with PQQ tablets, that will bring your resting heart rate back down

@peptidepirate I started for about 6 months on only Reta and decided to switch to Tirz for the lower heart rate benefit. Immediately had a big appetite and craved sweets even when starting on a higher dose. It’s gonna vary person to person. I am back on Reta but would like to eventually retry.

People who have ran tirz and also ran Reta 🏴‍☠️ What are the main differences you notice 🏴‍☠️ Is it dramatically different or very similar 🏴‍☠️ Very curious 🏴‍☠️ 🔬🧬

@ChiamakaAFC Anelka

Guess the player 👀 VERY HARD

@chomakovg Easy win especially if allowed to dunk in tea

Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.

@ColeFusionHQ Got a customer that comes in our supermarket and only buys apple pies nothing else, obviously his secret name is Mr Kipling.

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@MattyDTownsend @anishmoonka "The Increment" is.

@anishmoonka The SBS Special Boat Service are the UKs most elite special forces unit.

Andy McNab, the man who taught Val Kilmer that reload, spent 10 years in the British SAS (the UK’s most elite special forces unit) and led the most famous patrol of the Gulf War. His partner on set, Mick Gould, was a close-quarters combat instructor from the same regiment. Both had been in actual firefights. Mann gave them three months with the cast. Day one was nothing but safety training. Then the crew built a full-scale replica of the downtown LA shootout street on a sheriff’s firing range, and the actors ran the entire scene with real bullets before switching to blanks for the actual downtown shoot. On set, they burned through 800 to 1,000 rounds per take. Mann placed microphones around the downtown location and recorded every gunshot live, then forced sound editors to strip out the standard Hollywood effects they’d mixed in. The echo bouncing off the glass and concrete in the final cut is real. Mann also sent actors playing criminals to eat dinner with actual criminals and their wives. De Niro, Kilmer, and Sizemore visited Folsom State Prison to interview career bank robbers. Mann himself spent weeks riding in LAPD patrol cars answering real calls. And then the whole thing came back around. On February 28, 1997, fourteen months after Heat hit theaters, two bank robbers in North Hollywood walked into a Bank of America wearing body armor and carrying automatic rifles. The shootout lasted 44 minutes. Nearly 2,000 rounds. Both robbers killed. Twelve officers and eight civilians injured. Police found a copy of Heat in the VCR at one of the robbers’ homes. That incident forced departments nationwide to start issuing patrol officers AR-15 rifles, because the standard-issue 9mm pistols couldn’t penetrate the robbers’ body armor. The loop is wild. SAS soldiers trained an actor so well the military used his footage, criminals used the same movie to plan the robbery that rewired American policing, and it all traces back to a three-month firearms course on a sheriff’s range in 1994.

@mattletiss7 I grew up as a youngster buying the goals galore VHS video every season, and it was a compilation of all the top goals of the season, but really it was almost full of Le Tissier magic, this is coming from a Chelsea supporter you absolutely deserve to be on this list 1 million %%

So, apart from me 😊who’s the one player on the list who has no right to be there?

@LegacySiu Morata

Guess the player Very Hard

@Mark__Lawrence A Record of a Mortals Journey to Immortality by Wang Yu, and it's quite frankly blowing my mind.

Top of the morning to you, fine tweeter. What're you reading?

@Vincenzoo_007 @ScarletSpeeds16 Anamarie Vartolomei

@ScarletSpeeds16 Her name ? Reply ?

Tap to see the most beautiful woman in the universe.

@movie_tvshows_ This guy

Name a character who can easily solo them ?

@pismosteve @TimOnPoint Don't look past DragonFire as well.

@TimOnPoint Drones are going to be short lived because of jamming and leonidas

@ItIsHoeMath @Awesome_Jew_ Michael bornstein the author was absolutely a Holocaust survivor

Did these guys survive a brand new Holocaust I don't know about? They look like they're in their 60s. HOLOCAUST 2: CAUST HARDER IN THEATERS FRIDAY DECEMBER 18, 1988 I hope you understand that it's not remotely believable that these guys were in the literal Holocaust in the 1940s. It ended 80 years ago which means they would have to be more than 80 years old What a ridiculous lie to tell in front of people

Holocaust survivors pose at the White House Hanukkah party, displaying the concentration camp tattoos they carried through history. A powerful and inspiring moment.

@LegacySiu Eto'o

Guess the player Level: Hardest 98% will fail

@sirxlaughs @ana_analytics_ @ivan_bezdomny In a rear-naked choke, the lower jaw is immobilized by the opponent’s arm and the mat; the upper teeth (possibly protected by a mouthguard) make partial contact as the person struggles or gasps. That’s why the bite marks are only from the upper jaw at a guess.

Are there teeth marks on the other side? Marks of half her teeth (looks like the top half?) make me think you were just cranking her face/mouth, and she just wasn't tapping. I'd imagine that if she were biting down, you'd have top and bottom marks. Or maybe she's got a mouthguard, but still weird that it looks like the top half of her mouth.

Yes, that is my forearm post match at the Naga grappling jiu jitsu tournament in Miami last weekend. I will let the bite marks speak for themselves. 🎥 @ivan_bezdomny Occurred while opponent was flat on her stomach. Opponent is a brown belt, who is also about 20 pounds bigger than me. (am only mentioning that because I got the strong impression she fancied herself a bully, and I love beating up bullies). For the record, she was 100% unapologetic and said she did not do it on purpose. Amazing that this does not happen more often, if it can happen by accident. This was a one-sided match, I controlled it from the takedown. She was disqualified when I got up and the ref saw my arm. He may ref was a professional and handled this very well. He called over the head ref, who when he saw my arm said "what the f* is that?" Thankfully my arm is much better today. And yes, I have had many messages about rabbis shots 🤦🏻‍♀️ Nevertheless, this was a good experience. And as intended, a good tune-up for ADCC trials next weekend. Thank you everyone for the messages 🙏🫶🙏

@thegrim_ripper @DanK__77 @FTBLsection JT does what he likes fool

@DanK__77 @FTBLsection Illiterate fool. You're a captain doesn't give you the right or authority to enter an away dressing room at your won will. At official games, you can't even play your club song until before or after the game. Seek sense

John Terry: “When we were going to play against Barcelona, my son asked me for a signed Messi shirt, and I promised I’d get it for him. From the start of the match, I wasn’t thinking about winning or losing or anything else, just about Messi’s shirt. I told my teammates not to ask for it. When the game ended, I went over to him and asked for the shirt, and he didn’t hesitate to give it to me; he even asked for mine in return. What humility! But as I entered the tunnel, I remembered that my son had asked me for his autograph. I felt really disappointed and went to Barcelona’s locker room, but they told me it was off-limits. I waited, and suddenly Messi appeared, walked toward me smiling, and said, ‘Do you want my boots too?’ [Laughs] I smiled and told him, ‘I won’t be able to go home tonight if you don’t sign this shirt for my son, I promised him.’ The funny thing is, I didn’t bring a pen. I went to find one, and when I came back, I found Leo still there waiting for me, even though his teammates had already left for the bus. He signed it, and I told him, ‘Thank you, and sorry for keeping you late.’ With respect, he said, ‘It’s okay. I don’t want your son to be disappointed, and also for you, because otherwise, you’d be sleeping outside tonight.’ [Laughs] I’ve played my entire career and have never seen a player as humble as Messi. The best in history, with extra humility. These are the kinds of things you only see in a player named Messi.”

@lfc_lance Samuel Eto'o

Guess the Legend Level : Hardest

@mcfc_gloryy @Feastables Aubemayang

Guess the Player Level :- Difficult

@AfcCjay Uruguay

@UtdKriss Mane, mendy, yaya, mikel, eto, salmon kalou. Way more than two

Name the only two African players in history to win these three trophies ?