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@ziyandas @HelloThando @masb_quik Ha ha ha. Wena maar! But I totally understand you.

@HelloThando @masb_quik Ndingahlala eDubai ndilinde ibomb indigqebhe intloko ndife qha 🥺

Emirates Airline / SAA has confirmed that they have limited scheduled flights travelling to South Africa from the UAE. One way ticket from Dubai to CPT currently costs upwards of AED 12 000 which is roughly R55 000

@TshepoTlou10 @MickyJnr__ Top 10

@MickyJnr__ Where is Sundowns

🚨 CAF 5-Year Club Ranking 1️⃣1️⃣ CR Belouizdad - 33 pts 1️⃣2️⃣ Wydad - 32 pts 1️⃣3️⃣ AS FAR - 31 pts 1️⃣4️⃣ Petro Luanda- 27 pts 1️⃣5️⃣ ASEC Mimosas - 24 pts 1️⃣6️⃣ Djoliba - 23 pts 1️⃣7️⃣ MC Alger - 22 pts 1️⃣8️⃣ TP Mazembe - 20 pts 1️⃣9️⃣ Orlando Pirates - 20 pts 2️⃣0️⃣ Al Masry - 20 pts

@Lux_September @CAF_Media @CafPresident @superjourno @UsherKomugisha @Velile_Mnyandu @ColinUdoh @thomasmlambo @MickyJnr__ @robertmarawa Mazel tov Dr. Motsepe et team. This is impressive! Ba mona re ba bona ka mahlo a matala!

The Dr #PatriceMotsepe Legacy at #CAF REVENUE: - AFCON 2021: USD 5M - AFCON 2023: USD 98M - AFCON 2025: USD 200 Million SPONSORS: - AFCON 2021: 6 - AFCON 2023: 16 - AFCON 2025: 23 BROADCASTERS: - AFCON 2021: 38 - AFCON 2023: 67 - AFCON 2025: 111

Dear @NandosSA Have y’all seen below?

@SteersSA @NandosSA is already roasting y’all for your moemish moment.

Steers Official Statement

@JOZMA_DU @AdvoBarryRoux Wena maar! Kanjani? We’re not that type of church.

@AdvoBarryRoux She is marking her territory😅

A woman rushed to the pulpit and grabbed a Bible from one of the pastors of KwaSizabantu mission in KwaZulu-Natal. The pastor has been identified as Dube while the woman's identity is not yet known.

@skutuphendu @AdvoBarryRoux It’s not!

@AdvoBarryRoux That's the side chick, 😂

@wgodfrey32 @AdvoBarryRoux We’re not a cult! Far from a cult!

@AdvoBarryRoux Does this Kwasizabantu cult still operate

@Masandawana @HuaweiZA Nthabiseng Majiya, @HuaweiZA

This Christmas, we’re spreading the cheer with a special competition for our supporters! 💛 Find the competition question above, drop your answer in the comments, and you could have Santa heading your way with some brand-new electronics. 🙌🎄 To enter: ✔️ Tag @HuaweiZA ✔️ Follow Mamelodi Sundowns FC ✔️ Follow Mamelodi Sundowns Ladies ✔️ Comment with the correct answer Good luck, Masandawana! 💛 #Sundowns #SundownsLadies #HuaweiXSundowns #AreyengMasandawana

Blame it on @WitnessMdaka, @djsbu et company. Through their property knowledge, history is being reconfigured while the kasi economy rises. Orlando Stadium fades from sight. Interesting transformations and moment of conversion.

Dear @TigerBrands, please stop wasting perfectly good ink printing expiry dates on @sa_oros, the godfather of juices. There isn’t a single household in South Africa where that bottle survives long enough to expire. We all take one glass ‘just to taste’… then another one for the real drink… and before you know it, it’s finished. Save the ink. We’ll finish the Oros.

@BKThirteen13 @DOAgov_ZA Unfortunately both are irrated honey not raw. I sell raw honey in 500g jar for R100 and 200g honeycomb for R70. I ship nationwide via Courier and its PUDO lockers. Place your order +2783 5968752.

@DOAgov_ZA I use these two I'm my house. Are they natural?

#KnowYourHoney 🍯 Real Honey Is Protected by Law📍 Under the Agricultural Product Standards Act, 1990 (Act No. 119 of 1990), honey sold in South Africa 🇿🇦 must be 100% pure, honestly labelled, and free from syrups or additives. Producers, retailers, and distributors must comply. @DOAgov_ZA can inspect, test, and confiscate fake honey. Protect consumers. Support honest beekeepers. #StopFakeHoney @GovernmentZA #ProtectOurProducers @GCISMedia #FoodSafetyFirst #GovZAUpdates

@AbutiDitiro @DOAgov_ZA Don’t ever buy it. I produce raw honey 500g jar is R100 and 200g Honeycomb is R70. I deliver nationwide via Courier Guy and its PUDO lockers. Place your order on +27835968752.

@DOAgov_ZA I have always been suspicious of this brand, it always tasted like syrup 😂🤣

Leadership isn’t always obvious at the start. These two were doubted, mocked, blamed — but they stayed focused and tackled SA’s power crisis head-on. Today Eskom gets upgraded from B to B+ with a Stable Outlook. Progress is happening. Bro @Kgosientsho_R & Bro @sdanito — ngiyanicanywan futhi ngiyaziqhenya ngani ma grootman.

@ElephantSignal Absolutely

🚨BREAKING: Would you switch your internet carrier to Starlink if it only costs $10 a month for unlimited data worldwide and gets free X premium? A. Yes B. No

@MrMhaule @SABCNews Jy’s dom Mhaule

BREAKING NEWS: President Cyril Ramaphosa has successfully appealed the December 2023 Gauteng High Court in Pretoria’s judgment that set aside the recognition of AmaZulu King, His Majesty King Misuzulu kaZwelithini. For more visit sabcnews.com

Today, I joined the vibrant celebration of @RadioKhwezi’s 30th anniversary at the KwaSizabantu Mission. 🎉📻 For thirty years, Radio Khwezi has carried the voices of the people—rooted in community, culture, and truth. I honour and thank the late Rev. Erlo Stegen for his vision, which continues to inspire and give strength to this remarkable journey. 🌍✨

@TheKiffness @ProteasMenCSA You’re a joke

@CapeUnionMart just left your Mall of Africa store—quite disappointed. Store closes at 20h00, but cashiers were cashing out by 19h00. Waited 10+ minutes because the only available yet to chase out cashier was on a bathroom break and no one else could assist. Not the level of service I expected from your brand. #CustomerExperience #CapeUnionMart #DoBetter

Made for more than the moment — just like Pieter-Steph du Toit 🇿🇦 💚​ From match days to mountain days, he knows the value of gear that performs under pressure. These winter layers move with you — from everyday missions to legacy-defining ones. ❄️ 🏔️​ #CapeUnionMart

@CapeUnionMart just left your Mall of Africa store—quite disappointed. Store closes at 20h00, but cashiers were cashing out by 19h00. Waited 10+ minutes because the only available not yet cashed out cashier was on a bathroom break and no one else could assist. Not the level of service I expected from your brand. #CustomerExperience #CapeUnionMart #DoBetter