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They need to ban kids from Britain's Got Talent, that was absolutely terrible.... #BritainsGotTalent

If this gets a 2nd series I'll boil my head, absolute dire TV. #TheNeighbourhood

Really enjoyed that, had good old laugh tonight at the Sunderland Empire. Cheers Al Murray 🍻 @almurray @SundEmpire

Personality of a house brick. What a plonker David Haye is ... #ThisMorning #DavidHaye

@Morrisons You're a disgrace, give this fella his job back. #GMB @GMB

@Keir_Starmer Could this be because Israel likes to carpet bomb and kill 1000's in the Middle East?

I am appalled by recent attempted antisemitic arson attacks in North London.  This is abhorrent and it will not be tolerated. Attacks on our Jewish community are attacks on Britain.  We are increasing visible policing and those responsible will be found and brought to justice. We will not rest in the pursuit of perpetrators.

@Keir_Starmer Or get parents to parent their kids properly in the 1st place.

I know parents are worried about social media and its impact on their children’s safety. They rightly expect fast action. Today, I’m calling on senior leaders from X, Meta, Snap, YouTube and TikTok to step up. I will do whatever it takes to keep children safe online.

@Keir_Starmer STOP BEING SCARED OF UPSETTING BLACK/MUSLIM PEOPLE .

The brutal, senseless murders of Bebe, Elsie and Alice marked one of the darkest moments in our country’s history. The report today is truly harrowing and profoundly disturbing. It sets out systematic failures that led to this terrible event. I’ve been overwhelmed by the bravery and determination of their families and while nothing will ever bring these three little girls back, I’m determined to make the fundamental changes needed to keep the public safe. I will do everything I can to honour the memory of Bebe, Elsie, and Alice.

@Keir_Starmer Who's going to listen to Starmer? 🤣🤣

The two-week ceasefire between the United States and Iran today is welcomed by the UK and our allies. The goal now must be a lasting end to the war. Alongside our international partners, the UK will work to ensure a return to freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz.

@Keir_Starmer You still haven't stopped the boats

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating today.

It's quite awkward to watch @itvnews and Mary Nightingale. There's definitely something wrong with her voice and she seems to stutter all the time ....

Hate living amongst idiots. Absolute bell's all over Sunderland panic buying petrol, no unleaded left at local Tesco and local Sainsbury's down to 1 pump all thanks to the media scaremongering. #PanicBuying #Petrol @GBNEWS @BBCNews @itvnews @Channel4News @SkyNews

Well even though he just wasn't funny, it's ticked a box with him being autistic and all that #BritainsGotTalent

What are they all laughing at? He ain't funny. #BritainsGotTalent

@Keir_Starmer Who's the bad guys? Iran or America and Israel?

Putin is rubbing his hands at the war in the Middle East because he thinks higher oil prices will let him line his pockets. I will always defend British interests at home and abroad, which is why we are taking action against Russia’s shadow fleet today.

@alanshearer 😂😂😂

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN

Newcastle Utd, the gift that keeps on giving. Hope @alanshearer is on Match Of The Day tonight 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #NEWSUN #MOTD

Get innnnnnnnm #NEWSUN

This is woeful. RIP Saturday night TV. #CelebritySabotage

Yep, because these are not stooges with a twin or lookalike 🙄 #BritainsGotTalent