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@hosea606666 Na why some people dey wake up tired… mystery solved 😂

Spiritual husband smashing them like crazy , I guess she must have wet 💯😂. What would you do in this situation?

@jon_d_doe Agba strikes again 🙌 The guilty feel exposed, but Agba is here to restore order 🙌

Dear married men that are the main providers & have wives that are also working. Pretend to her that you made some financial mistakes that would take 3 months to recover. Observe her for those 3 months. It will give you a hint of what you'd experience if you go broke. End.

@jon_d_doe I'm still using duvet in Jos

Nigeria is so hot right now. Before you start sweating and smelling like ogiri, please buy a good perfume and save others from choking. DM her 🙏.

@HeartMattaz Bro is on colos...

As how????? HeartMattaz

@iamklausenburg Virginity doesn’t define a person. Thinking it does is like judging a book by its cover you’ll never know the real story inside. Character comes from how someone lives and treats others, not what’s in their underwear.

"Virginity doesn't guarantee a woman's true character." Here is what does😩👇🏾

@iamklausenburg She said her feelings are in check but sound like person wey don already fall yakata🙌

Dear married men, Employ the services of escorts, if sex becomes an issue. Avoid side chicks. But here is what I would truly recommend. Put your wives on their toes and let them know that sex is a non-negotiable for you. If only men can keep their wives on their toes. They'd have better outcomes than resort to cheating. Most men sit back and allow their women to dictate the house. Wrong!! A woman will create rules and went it doesn't work. She'd blame her man for allowing her to create those rules. I am of the opinion that men shouldn't have side chicks because they risk ruining their homes. Tell your wife to lose weight. Tell her the consequences of forcing you to cheat by depriving you of sex. Tell her that you won't be exposed to predators because of her stupidity that you'd send her back to her father. Let her know that "after all I had your child" or whatever shaming tactics she hopes to employ would never work on you. Side chicks might provide temporarily solutions to a problem that keeps growing. Talk to your wife and stand your ground on what is or isn't acceptable. Sadly, most of you either married women who you - paid allowance to be with you - or ones who you knocked up due to carelessness - or the ones who don't care about you but you needed to apply pressure. Women who care about you will sleep with you even if she has just got out of a C-section. You men overpamper women to were they get comfortable wearing you out. I don't. I pray you men experience the love of a woman in your lifetime. A woman who merely looking at you knows what you need and actually does something to your satisfaction. I have that kind of woman but I am a provider 😩 (maybe, you are a 50/50 man but who knows?) Learn or learn the hard way

@Wizarab10 Werey... By the time she spoil you with love, better riding and nyash na confusion go finally kill you 🙌

It is well

@GloriousGod01 Ahh, I go vote Tinubu oo 🙌

10 Things You Must Never Do as a Man: 1. Never marry any woman who has a BBL. She is a prostitute. 2. Never marry a single mother unless you are a single father yourself. 3. Never do a court wedding if you value your home and peace. 4. Never allow your wife to attend a different church from the one you attend. 5. Never marry a woman who is far more educated than you. 6. Never date a university student unless you are also a student or you live in the school area. 7. Never enter a long-distance relationship. 8. Never sleep with a married woman, no matter how beautiful or tempting she is. 9. Never allow anyone to steal your glory or take credit for your work. 10. Never vote for Tinubu for a second tenure. Above all, love God.

@TheOdin_II Honestly, she has the right to confront him. If he lied about something that serious, she deserves an explanation. But at the same time, the focus should also be on stepping away from the situation once she knows the truth.

Side chic starts feeling bad for the wife after she finds out the man lied. He told her the wife was just a baby mama. Do you think the side chic should also confront the man? 🤷‍♂️

@iamklausenburg There's nothing as bad sex bros, let's lean towards that one 🙌

Men, You have two ladies that you are actively vetting to make your wife. Lady A and Lady B. The photos below are their features and you are to factor them in before making a choice. Which would you choose and why?

@abujacarstand @mvcciido_szn @Jimada_Gana @KajuruMotors @just_ufk @Muazzam_16 @WilJay_1 @abdoulmansoor00 @AanuoluwapoAd17 @PELSAUTOS @Autorush2 2006 model for 25M? So we’re paying for nostalgia now? This car saw two World Cups and three Nigerian presidents but the price is moving like 2026 spec. At this price, does it come with the original owner’s retirement benefits too? 😭🚶🏽‍♂️

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@AfricanHub_ Bro know his own worth... Small country, giant backbone. While some leaders pack their bags at the sound of a White House invite, Botswana said ‘respect our soil or forget the deal.’ 👏🏾

Botswana’s President, Duma Gideon Boko, has declined an invitation from United States President Trump to visit the White House. According to the words of Botswana President Boko: “If there is any business or official engagement to discuss, it should take place in Botswana, not abroad. Botswana is tired of traveling abroad for deals that concern its own resources. If there is genuine interest in our resources, come to Botswana so we can talk business. Let us respect the basic principle of commerce: buyers should go to the sellers. If the situation is reversed, then the buyer’s interest is not truly valuable.”

@koinoniaeni Amen 🙌

I decree: Every form of indigestion can be healed now! Those recovering from surgery receive speedy recovery! You shall not die, in Jesus’ name! Cancer, die right now! Respiratory issues, be healed now! Genital conditions, be healed now! Swellings in the lower back, dissolve now! Sense of smell, restored now! Every medical report is vetoed, and the healing power of God comes upon you in Jesus’ name! Back pain, be healed! Respiratory problems, cease now! #PropheticDeclarations #ApostleJoshuaSelman #February2026MiracleService #KoinoniaAbuja #KoinoniaGlobal

@Davoski4pm @RealChiefPriest No lie detected

@RealChiefPriest Your giveaway na for mouth o

Instead of gifting Carter Efe that car, E-Money should have given it to people on Twitter who genuinely need a car to do Uber or something tangible. I think I’ll do just that. 20 Corolla giveaways for anyone who truly needs one. Indicate your interest.

@Utdbrizzy Ale just dey bench d shine eyes, you never see anything. Your eyes go peel before you know what's up 🙌

From loud protests at Manchester United to total silence at Chelsea — Alejandro Garnacho has been benched 5 of 8 times under Liam Rosenior, even ignored against Burnley when goals were needed. At United he was the golden boy; at Stamford Bridge he’s just another expensive winger. Player power era? Over. Grass isn’t always greener. 😮‍💨✌️

@TheOdin_II Truth hits different. Marriage isn’t about finding someone to complete you it’s about being forced to meet yourself head-on. It strips the excuses, exposes the hidden corners, and leaves no place to hide. Love is the bonus; growth is the requirement.

Marriage will expose you. Your anger. Your ego. Your trauma. It is not your partner. It is you on loudspeaker. When you live alone, you can hide your flaws. Nobody sees your temper. Nobody sees your selfish side. Nobody sees how you shut down when things get hard. Marriage removes the cover. The small habits become big issues. The way you talk when upset. The way you handle money. The way you deal with stress. Everything shows. Many people say, “My spouse triggers me.” Sometimes that is true. But many times, marriage just reveals what was already inside you. It is like a mirror you cannot avoid. The mature partner will say, “What is this teaching me about myself?” The immature one will blame all day. Marriage is not only about loving someone else. It is about growing up. 🤷‍♂️

@ceraliza Yes, it makes perfect sense. You said no, not ‘wait for me.’ You declined the offer, not the market. That’s how life works.

You asked me out, I said No, and then you moved on to my friend. Does that make sense 🤨?

@osazenoo Hehe even the dollar itself no get value anymore

Dear Aliko Dangote, When Dollar was ₦1,700, you sold bag of cement for ₦10,500 Now, Dollar is currently ₦1,300 and a bag is going for ₦13,000 What exactly is going on?

@Prince_dc21_ @HeartMattaz Even if how you go take know people that change like chameleon 🙌

@HeartMattaz I hope it's not for retired hoes

I want to open a community for people who are looking for love, relationships, marriage, self-discovery, compatibility, masculinity, femininity, and cohabitation I will drop a suitable name for it, or you can drop a name for it. I will also drop a WhatsApp Channel link. Will drop more details on WhatsApp once the community and channel are created. So many people have been disappointed; they are tired of mind games, and they want a genuine and meaningful relationship that will eventually lead to marriage. HeartMattaz