Shaky Barnes

It’s not enough not to be woke. We must be anti-woke.

@Brink_Thinker The defense was terrible

The Best of Humanity…

@catsareblessing Tater

Husband vetoed naming him Heirloom Tomato - help us with other food or possibly nature inspired names

@ingelramdecoucy How did you not know that? Everybody knows that.

Just found out from a random YouTube video that Nissan is the same company as Datsun, I had no idea. I just kinda assumed that Datsun had shut down at some point, mind blown

@jasonzeeb42 @Super70sSports Sorry man I guess I was premature

@ShakyBarnes @Super70sSports Can’t wait until you learn to follow the rules. This is your favorite 76, not your favorite number two weeks from now. If you want to do it your way, start your own poll.

Today we celebrate our favorite players who’ve worn the number 76. I’ll start:

@TheFigen_ AI all the way

Zeus appears to have had a fight with his wife.

@NBSaphierMD Depending where you live it can be a real hassle just to renew a drivers license.

@LordStonehands @3YearLetterman You never age do ya?

@3YearLetterman What do you think of mine coach?

I will be hosting a REAL ID bonfire this afternoon in the parking lot behind Long John Silver’s

@TracesofTexas Well was he from Maryland or Delaware?🤷‍♂️

My recent journey out to West Texas reminded me of a time about 25 years ago when I went out there with a couple of buddies, one of whom was from Abilene and the other from Maryland. We crossed over the Pecos River and my Abilene friend said, "we're now officially in West Texas ... God's country." My Delaware friend, surveying the desolate desert landscape, said "God apparently needs a better interior decorator." The crazy thing is, the desert subsequently worked its magic on my Delaware friend, to the point he remembers that backpacking trip with so much fondness. He talks about it all the time. But he was footloose and fancy free then. Now he's got one daughter who just finished college, another who is a freshman in college, a house, a mortgage ---- all that and he now lives in Delaware. 😀 Shown here: Ansel Adams took this photo of the entrance to Big Bend National Park in 1947.

@mugshawtys Charged with fraudulent eye lashes

charges unknown…what do you think she did?

@Super70sSports Well if you’re doing it every needs to wang Chung tonight

I may Wang Chung tonight. Haven’t decided yet.

@3YearLetterman I’ve never seen her without the Hooters outfit

Dear god. And it comes with a toaster and a white claws. Only thing missing is Meemaw’s Matlock VHS recordings

Made $5000 in one day of trading. You can believe it’s just Trump postponing tariffs or you can be smart and follow me for semiannual financial advice.

@mugshawtys Hey that’s near me

DWI

@TheFigen_ He likes banana with eggs.

She is right. 😂

@LynnKehler @TheFigen_ What's INSIDE the parenthesis. But after that, when it's just multiplication, it's left to right

@ShakyBarnes @TheFigen_ Parentheses go first…as in PEMDAS.

What’s the correct answer?

@lporiginalg 2.6 million and one

@KFILE That’s like not realizing it’s Karen Csrpenter singing the lyrics on We’ve only just begun. Or something.

didn't realize it until today it's phil collins on the drums in In The Air Tonight

@greg16676935420 The poop’s just flung out into the air isn’t it?

Do airplanes get heavier when many people poop in the toilet or was the weight technically already there