Shane

@jonfavs This is what most stand up comedy looks and sounds like now.

I'm sure what happened next was a strong condemnation of the remarks from everyone else with a microphone, right?

@joshgondelman Not in my neighborhood!

@shanetorres Hahahaha there’s still time for him to pivot!

Humiliating for NYC to have our mayor indicted like we’re fucking Providence or something.

I think @NYCMayor only wants to get rid of one rat now

Me and @shanetorres doing some phone banking ahead of this important election

August 8th it’s happening! SummerStage in Central Park - David Cross and Super Pals featuring Sarah Silverman, Fred Armisen, Sean Patton, Zach Zucker, Shane Torres and more!! Get your tickets now at OfficialDavidCross.com

✅★ 𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪 ★ ✅ The Craic Den is going to be packed to the rafters with talent as @gearoidfarrelly, @AlisonSpittle, @shanetorres, @mickyoverman & @brilliantshane take over! 🎙️😅 📌Saturday 27 July | 9:30PM 🎟️ Get tickets ~ bit.ly/3WaMJ9Q

So are we still not doing universal background checks after this?

The crew from the final week of @fullyloadedfest are on this week’s #Bertcast! @bigjayoakerson @ciphasounds @DanSoder @mattwritesbooks @shanetorres @WhitneyCummings youtu.be/G02SjaRbvLk?si…

You guys think the word manslaughter sounds worse than murder?

Annoying coworker @stavvysworld @ReallySamEvans @shanetorres @stavvybaby #ATCpresents #stavvysworld

TUE 6/11 + THU 6/13: @AllFantasyPod Hosted by @IanKarmel returns to The Bell House for 2️⃣ Live Shows featuring special guests @katienolan and @shanetorres! Limited Tickets Left! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/3j4kshf8

@IanKarmel Already ordered my copies!

Well, well, well. Looks like I've got THREE books coming out.

MADISON - easily the greatest city in the world named after a super mean girl at my middle school who was lashing out because her dad was having an affair with a local weatherman. I'll be at @ComedyonState for five shows starting tonight! COME ON OUT! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

1000, 999, 998… Episode 22 of Senses Working Overtime with Shane Torres out now. Link in bio. @shanetorres @swopod @headgum

Come to @blairsocci and it’s insane party @MoontowerComedy

This Tuesday!

Get on it Cody Cats!