Shane Patton

“So follow your heart and your happiness, conduct your affairs on earth as your heart dictates. For that day of mourning will surely come for you. So spend your days joyfully and do not grow weary of living. No man takes his things with him and none who go can ever come back..”

felt delete might cute later

life is full of hope. horses never stop running and neither should you

Me 3 days into animal Twitter.

These kind humans helped me get back into the ocean... I'm never trusting Google maps again.....❌

Nobody cares to ask how snake is tweeting.

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

big truck speeding towards me. wat dat mean.

To the owner of the birds nest on branch 191, please pay your rent

excellent results 🐎

cow just visited me and left milk all over my mud that fucking 4 nippled cunt

WTF???

Cags tie game!

The Royals tonight were the first team in major league history to: 1) walk zero times 2) strike out 17+ times 3) hit zero home runs 4) win

Scratching “Great White” and letting a female trainer win for the first time. Has the Derby gone fully woke? More and more people are asking the question.

Cycle, no question

Be ungovernable

28-3 type comeback

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

Today’s plan is to hike New Orleans’s famous “Shia LeBeouf Trail,” which is all the dive bars with confirmed Shia sightings during Mardi Gras as he made his way east to his ultimate arrest at R Bar

I never should have open X account for my farm animals. I'm having a hard time controlling 'em .