Shanley Harding

I’d like to thank my friends and family for making me what I am today... an international dance sensation.

@British_Airways Every time me and my partner try rebook our cancelled flight it says “we’re sorry but something went wrong” if you use the live chat you get through and then when they place you on hold in it comes up with an”X” at the bottom of the screen not letting us reply?

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

Alarm goes off 7.55am on Tuesday Me. #oasisreunion #oasis

"Who sold the car?" Me after spending £15k on a Oasis reunion ticket

Has he got the lottery numbers?

Stephen Hawking on the Epstein island

LUKE LITTLER IS INTO THE FINAL OF THE WORLD DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP! 💥

Don’t forget about this cunt

Me Christmas Day when the pigs in blankets come out

Let’s talk about the Roman Empire then

What a game, up the bulldogs

I’m crying look at the bloke shadow boxing😭

It’s not colour of your skin… it’s the flavour within - Random man on TikTok. #Genius

Not everyone will agree with my tweet, but any biological male who attempts to breastfeed a baby is a pervert and should be receiving a visit from social services and the police

‘Hiya mate, I can see you’re on you’re lunch break but who’s your internet provider?’

Messi picking up his kid from school after training

Good morning x

This is how the average Tottenham feels about Daniel Levy

@budgell_jake 💚

@ShanleyHarding5 Love you too Shan 😂💚

Oh Jakey Budge we love you