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Every dad has had at least one accidental moment like these

@GigaBasedDad It’d be down to chuck and Mike that’s all I know

Who wins?

Yo @GOP, You worthless fucks. We the people, handed you back the White House with President Trump, a Senate majority, a House majority, the popular vote, and all seven swing states in 2024. All you spineless, self-serving bastards had to do was have the guts to deliver. Pass the SAVE America Act. Prosecute those responsible for an intentional invasion of the United States. Go after those involved in Epstein Island crimes, including trafficking and sexual abuse. Hold accountable those tied to Russia collusion. Charge and deport fraudulent foreign actors who have been robbing U.S. taxpayers. Mass arrests, followed by bank accounts frozen for those involved in the DOGE fraud. Seize their personal property, and liquidate stocks to repay the American people they stole from. Take down demonic Fraudci, Gates, and other health officials for the crimes against humanity leading to killing and mangling of millions of Americans from CONVID and the clot shots. Arrest those who allowed fentanyl to pour through our borders, poisoning our youth and destroying our communities. Take down the people who committed treason when orchestrating the stolen election of 2020. This should keep you busy until 2028. Now get to work and do the damn job you were elected to do and are paid by the American people to do. We will primary every last one of you RINO swamp creatures. Sincerely, The Majority 🇺🇸

How i met my wife.

@FantasyGalaxies Darth Maul and the fight scenes got overshadowed by how dumb Jar Jar was.

I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 2005 and said "this sucks"

@LongTimeHistory Patriot

Homeowner waits until construction job is nearly done—then calls ICE on 6 of her own workers. Woman even provides the ladder used by agent to detain men—who she owes $10,000 for 3 day job. "She called the damn law on us and now we're totally screwed!" men yell in Spanish. "They surrounded us!—They surrounded us!" Agents even left behind the workers' van with doors wide open—filled with thousands of dollars worth of tools. The arrest was broadcast live for about 30 minutes by a co-worker—identified as Bryan Polanco. "Seeing it is not the same as experiencing it," he explains. "I’ve seen many videos, and sadly today I had to experience it." At the end of the video he gets the woman who called ICE on camera: "It is the same woman. Tidying up the house, and still with hatred in her heart." The incident occurred in Cambridge, Maryland.

@9mmsmg Have you ever had sex with a female?

Men who get vasectomies are broken. No man should willingly sterilize themselves, even if there is a possibility it can be reversed.

@magnus_redux @OneNickADay @DonroeDoctrne @9mmsmg We got a virgin here

@OneNickADay @DonroeDoctrne @9mmsmg Congrats retard you neutered yourself. Women can only get pregnant 1 day a month, just don’t have sex around that day.

@OneNickADay @magnus_redux @DonroeDoctrne @9mmsmg Lmfao

@magnus_redux @DonroeDoctrne @9mmsmg That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard

@Rach_IC Cool

Absolute confirmation that ICE is not just doing routine screening of airline passengers. “We’re going to arrest criminals going through the airport. We’re going to look for human trafficking, sex trafficking, money smuggling. We’re going to be at the airports, working with our brothers and sisters from TSA,” Border czar Tom Homan said.

@Innerviewq @Ur_a_Smartass_C Can confirm

If you were born between 87-92 , male, this movie was harder than karate kid

1.) America sent 90,000 factories overseas that never came back 2.) The dollar lost 90-99% of its value since 1965 3.) America imported 150 million foreigners since 1965

@BirdNewEngland @Alpaca_Capital $30 is only $60,000 a year

@Alpaca_Capital Not bad for no experience. 25%+ higher than Walmart, and 10% higher than Amazon but way more growth potential $22-$28per hr. Experienced you are at $32-38hr quickly. Sheetmetal Worker Entry Level & Semi-Skilled share.google/3KcCs98By8lqmE…

How much does it pay? Genuinely asking. My experience from the US (where I grew up) is people pound the table about skills shortages and when you ask what they’re paying, it’s equivalent to working at Walmart in a no-skill job.

“De@th to all men” A sneak peek of what a world without men would actually look like

@WallStreetApes This is the way

Tempe Arizona Police are looking for who’s responsible for vandalizing a 15-foot crescent moon Islam Ramadan display on ‘A’ Mountain The huge 15 foot LED crescent moon was built by a Muslim student group. It was crushed, destroyed and left on the mountain No leads or suspects

LMAO

@maybedanielleee But they DID do something wrong. They stole American opportunities.

Indiana’s truck drivers aren’t happy about the new non-domiciled CDL rules.

Husbands reactions to finding out they are having another baby🤣

RageAfterStorm laid out the facts on blacks in under 10 minutes nearly a decade ago, dropped the mic, and vanished from the internet. 👑

every once in a while I go back to this and listen to it 40x in a row