Shashank 🌘✨🌌

just setting up my twttr

@emisandrist haven’t had sex in like twenty four years and i actually feel okay about it

haven’t had sex in like half a month and i actually feel okay about it

But wait, there's more! These newly released photos show off striking details on the far side of the Moon, like craters of various sizes and basins. See new photos here: nasa.gov/gallery/lunar-…

i’m sick she is so beautiful

@saphy77 He looks very sweet and kind with lovely eyes. RIP Sweet Lil Pup 🐶 ❤️🪦

Thor, 12.08.2016 - 08.04.2026 💔

Sky full of stars. Following a successful lunar flyby, the Artemis II astronauts captured this breathtaking photo of our galaxy, the Milky Way, on April 7, 2026.

@dog964450058141 ❤️🐶✨

so cute. 😘

@pmarca How much have you put into long positions?

I have never been so bullish on the United States of America.

@Spamfromk It’s not that men are okay with nothing on their birthdays. They’re just conditioned to expect nothing. Call it low standards, we call it pattern recognition. At some point, you stop expecting… because experience already answered.

why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?

@oliverburdick Why are we quoting a book that still believes the Earth is flat?

"God saw all that he had made, and it was very good." Genesis 1:31

1972 ➡️2026 Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

@_sosoqueens Some people get uncomfortable when there’s nothing to scroll.

Having 0 pics on instagram is not making u mysterious it’s making me wanna unfollow u, cuz who are u

@_sosoqueens That confusion you feel? It’s intentional.

@_sosoqueens Silence confuses people who rely on noise.

@_sosoqueens If my absence bothers you, that says more about you than me.

@RaminNasibov Why do you even need a power button?

I wanna know what idiot at HP thought THIS would be a great place to put a power button??

@AjMachalaa I would also be clearly unbothered, if I found out I’m worth $380 Million

Keanu Reeves was clearly unbothered when he found out his bike had been vandalized. He was seen reporting the incident to someone on a video call. Thank God it wasn’t his dog. 😳

@Rainmaker1973 These look more alien 👽 than any alien I’ve ever seen in the movies 🍿

Have you ever seen a snail eating?

@america How is it that every politician I’ve seen says everything obvious and expected, but is never seen working a day in their life

VP JD Vance: “We need to get the people who are making our cities less safe the hell out of our country and focus on American citizens first.”