ShastaTamp

@LeddyFoster And then…..

@ShastaTamp I was enjoying the sleek design of a naked iPhone at the gym. Just wonderful.

@NotJackKemp @BJ_owns if you get Apple care plus it’s $30 for new back or front. That’s cheaper than a good case and it feels so much better to raw dog it

@CooperEarlJones I’m a little red riding hood bitc….

@ShastaTamp As I was going through blocking nonstop bots, I saw you followed me a while ago and I apologize for not recognizing that. You’ve massively changed the way you do things in the last five years.

so much has happened since I was here last. I graduate with my masters (yay). My kiddo is now 6 (how). I married a man…..(gasp).

@LeddyFoster Hmm wonder why. Tell the class what happened this morning.

Also you would be surprised how much abuse they will take. It’s always made @ShastaTamp so nervous for me

@CooperEarlJones Oh hey you

@ShastaTamp Hi

@ap_cdn Hey stranger. How ya been?

Maxi out here at the Dallas zoo lookin a lot like @NotJackKemp

#outkast #cemetery

Just voted for the old fuck instead of the dumb racist fuck.

@gr8tvaluebiggie I hated it again within the first five minutes but who better to hate life with during the next election than my ticket friends.

@gr8tvaluebiggie Hey you - thank you! What’s new?

@NotJackKemp Mine seeks validation in this way too so I implemented a no negative self talk rule. The other day listening to @thedumbzone to relate to Dan I said I sucked at geography and got my ass handed to me.

Every time I slightly scold my child she says “I’m the worst daughter ever and I will never do anything right ever again.” Just in case anyone was wondering about the whole nature/nurture thing

The Keepers on Netflix is a top 5 doc if you love docs that are depressing, maddening, disgusting, thrilling, and intriguing.

@tywebb3000 dat ass?

@ShastaTamp shake n.

@tywebb3000 wake n?

@ShastaTamp you still bake?

@tywebb3000 Hey, stranger. It’s been a minute.

@ShastaTamp Non-disclosure!

@Shann_ME That tracks. Let’s get a face pic next time. They’re clearly following you so you’ll see them again.

@ShastaTamp I saw you again a couple days later. Tried to get a photo of your twin couple. But didn’t get a good enough shot.

@Shann_ME But Shan, you just saw me at Starbucks last week.

@ShastaTamp We’ve missed you here. 😍

Missed you guys. Just came back to bitch about stuff.