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@NOT_MOTD Their side wins the league for the first time in 22years, since before social media existed, but they fill their feeds with talk about Man United's captain. Its all a bit weird innit?

Just leaving this here..

Tinker Taylor Solskjaer Spy

@RepJackKimble Worrying that so many people, especially US citizens are throwing their weight behind this. Exposing how poor their knowledge of the amendment they are claiming to be protecting is. The same people who "do my own research" can't even look up a politician so just agree blindly.

I for one am getting pretty tired of Britain trampling all over the first amendment.

@WayneSBarton If this is the metric to use the United team of 99 played 63 matches winning the treble while Ginola won the FWA & PFA playing 37 times as Spurs won the worthington cup and finished 11th Chill out. Its a subjective award not the result of an equation writen to make your fave win.

Luton Town have played 57 competitive matches this season Nigel. What does it MEAN? Tell us what it MEANS!!!

@TheTrawlPodcast any idea why this would make me think of you?

@ZiaYusufUK I stand corrected, it is possible to find somebody more abhorently petty than Trump.

Today we announce a new policy: In order to deport all illegal migrants in Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of thousands at a time. Migrants will not be able to leave these detention centres, and each will be held there a couple of weeks before being deported. So here’s our promise: A Reform government will not put any migrant detention facilities in any constituency with a Reform MP. Nor will we put them where Reform controls the council. And of the remaining areas, we will prioritise Green controlled parliamentary constituencies and Green controlled councils to locate the detention centres. Put simply, if you vote in a Reform council or Reform MP, we guarantee you won’t have a detention centre near you. If you vote Green, there’s a good chance you will. This is an important exercise in democratic consent, not just for our mass deportation policy, but for where the detention centres are placed. Given @ZackPolanski openly advocates for open borders, I look forward to their warm embrace of this policy. votegreengetillegals.com

@Number10cat @EssexPR That balcony is about 90m from ground level, but sure, somebody scaled up just to start a fire, and got out again. Choosing there to do it rather than somewhere accessible that contains any flamable materials. In broad daylight, in a building that has it's own police force.

@EssexPR Cat check: This was caused by an electrical fire on a balcony. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Amazing how many church fires there are… isn’t it.

@NOT_MOTD So Wes Brown, a lad from Longsight with his 5 League titles, 2 UCLs, 2 FA cups, 2 League cups & 2 Community shields was better than the greatest ever CB ever to play in England VVD ok then.

Bruno Fernandes vs Curtis Jones… 👀

Hey @DisneyPlus putting a trailer for Brendan Fraser's new series before Scrubs is not cool, I thought the cold open was revisting the trauma of Ben all these years later.

'Man of God' Pete Hegseth tries to quote the bible - ends up quoting a fake verse from Pulp Fiction. "He would have got away with it if it hadn’t been for all those people who, unfortunately, had seen Pulp Fiction." @maitlis | @jonsopel

Starting to think those January declarations that this Arsenal team were better than Man Utd’s treble and 2008 sides were a little premature after all.

Me having secured AFI tickets for the first time in 20 years.

@billprady @DBrodyReports If this is how he reacts to someone who offically concluded everything about Russia was a witch hunt imagine what he'll say when a political enemy dies.

@DBrodyReports Remember how upset the right was when people mocked Charlie Kirk’s death? Remember a bunch of people lost their jobs?

@frederickkinski @harryjsisson What a strange way to react to somebody's death. Especially after he wrote a report agreeing everything was a witch hunt clearing you of any wrong doing.

@harryjsisson Not the same thing, little thing. Kirk harmed nobody. Mueller blamed Trump for something he knew was made up.

I expect every Republican who was outraged at people for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death to immediately condemn Trump for saying “I’m glad he’s dead” about Robert Mueller. This is disgusting.

An incredible retraction by the Daily Telegraph today. They have apologised for publishing an article last year headlined: “We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t afford to go on five holidays.” The entire story was fabricated; the family did not exist.

Are we supposed to believe there were hundreds of browbeaten Asian women, desperate to vote for Matt Goodwin and his anti-immigration stance but their abusive husbands were strong arming them into voting Green, and this was observed hundreds of times? Lunacy. #GortonAndDenton

Why cant everyone see it was a radical Islamist family voting plot that stole 12% of the votes from Reform in Denton? Otherwise the non coerced family members obviously would've voted for the Leopard eating face party wanting to deport them instead of one led by a gay Jewish man.

Maybe its the nostalgia talking but the 1st new episode of scrubs felt like when you see a friend for the first time in years & pick up like it was only yesterday. Only for the switcheroo at the end hit in the same way My Screw Up did back in the day. A perfect reintroduction.

@nowthisimpact I'm not saying she's lying but there is no producer on earth who would let something as bad as Kid Rock's lip syncing be broadcast if it wasn't live.

Candace Owens claims production staff told her that Turning Point USA’s halftime show was filmed two weeks earlier in Georgia, drew just 180 audience members, and that attendees were paid $250.

Now that's how you issue a statement.