Shaun shushington

@SweezzyAV slap a fiva on for me too sweezy. nuthin more id luv to see than him havin to be on liquid diet for few week.

Fiver to the first one who chins him

@taurusqueen420 fukin waste of space.

so i’ve never worked all my life (i’m nearly 25) due to my mental health being so severe but i’ve just applied for my first lil job🙏🏼

@Leon_Blisk @GemHillson @JustEatUK Ay lisen ere ya cunt. Bein gud wiv the bricks ent just gud for layin em. Meens im gud at smashin cunts heds in wiv em to. Normily prats call leon lol

@Shaunyboy_VTID @GemHillson @JustEatUK 50 years old from the UK and can’t spell to save his life, No fucking wonder the best you could do was a bricklayer.

My son used his pocket money to order breakfast for himself this morning. The driver delivered a bag full of spilled coke zero and empty bags which should have contained his food. @JustEatUK this this was an acceptable delivery. Shameful

thats 1 forrist fan tekin a trip to tha hospital an missin game already. cort him in new street station bogs. followed in an done him. fucked him into tha downeys so probs a long snooze for him until enyone finds it. set target at 7. 1 down 6 to go. utv.

@Lea_EFC persunalee im villa till i die. i suport thru thick n thin. villa always my fourth love. booze prozzies n coke top 3 closley followed by villa. if I had to give a fifth probs be tha mrs. utv.

Like this tweet if you’re supporting Aston Villa against Spurs today 💜

in tha mood for a few pints.

@Stankowskiii who that fuk is paridy. neva herd of him but it ent me. names shaun.

@Shaunyboy_VTID Surely a parody account? 😂😂

@StephenMoo55808 @NFFCServices u wudnt be welcum in the witton pal. unless ur luckin to leeve with less teeth an no memrey of the game then id sugest u tek urself far far away from tha witton pal.

@NFFCServices Granted I haven’t used the Witton Arms since the 1980’s so probably shouldn’t comment but it was a right dive then. Thought Trocedero just off New Street was friendly for visiting fans. Many were in there when we went last season.

@RealAstridWett id do ya if u need a seein to.

I'm bored and horny... what should I do?

@BarryEngli11950 @georginalibbie wen they resistin an fiting back like this sometimes u gotta kick fuk outta them to teech them and lessun. all for a fare fite but hats off to the pigs on this one.

@georginalibbie Gud on ya lads. Normaly I say keep the tare up standin always tort me nippers not to scumbag peolpe. Unles blues or leeds fan or one a them trangestives I’m gessin he blues fan lol fare game

Who’s watched it more than once ?

@misanthropeyrk @hotd1ggitydog no clue who satire is uve got tha wrong bloke. my names shaun an im not ded unless thats a thret. beta not be a thret eether wud be the last thing u did pal.

@Shaunyboy_VTID @hotd1ggitydog Satire is dead

Do men actually think this is funny? Horrid sexism aside, it's shite banter.

@TBanton18 @Microsoft @Outlook just put the emayle and password in it’s not rockit syense mate.

Random one. I’ve been logged out my hotmail account and cant get back into it at all. Tried contacting Microsoft, but doesn’t get through to anyone… Would anyone be able to help please? @Microsoft @Outlook

@GarySmithJnr @AVFCOfficial @AVFCSupport that bitch has done me before too mate. had a feelin it was dodgy but was thinkin wiv ma cock ratha than brain.

Be aware of this scammer. RT and share! #AVFC @AVFCOfficial @AVFCSupport

@IHPower class that ian. i tryed doin same a couple yeer back but pretty sure the fact im 24 stone gev the game away lol. still got pissed just had to pay for it all.

I sat in a London pub yesterday afternoon wearing running gear and a tinfoil cape while strangers bought me beer. Works every year. 😉🍻

@TouchmineX lucky fucka

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: After breaking up with Teanna Trump, ex-Arsenal player Nicholas Pepe is reportedly dating American adult star Lana Rhoades. 😳

@ChelseaFC hahahahahahahha u cockney wankas have a load of that. fallin apart in front of my eyes. bunch of clowns fukin luv to see yas crumble like this. that shud be ur teens new nickname. apple crumble cus u crumble like one lol.

Goal for Brighton. 🔵 1-0 🖤 [3] #CFC | #BHACHE

chelsee r fallin apart agen. that roseenia dont have a scooby does he.