Shayne Seymour
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Shayne Seymour
@ShayneFun
It’s time you started having a little more fun. Host of @thebeerthursday guest on @_Rushfans

And we arrived in paradise.




Don’t say Happy Holidays. Say Merry Christmas.





@FlaggMavs @NicoHarrisonGM @dallasmavs Not dumber, but close runners-up are @grantcohn & @SNFonNBC @NBCSports’ Mike Florio. Honourable mention goes to @wfaaweather for his terrible attempts at predicting severe weather.


How does Miami have the No. 2 team in the country and still have nobody in the stands for a primetime Friday night conference home game?



I have 3 girls and a fake son who was so sure that he legally changed his name and then when he found out who his father was; he claimed it was “too much trouble” to change his name back. I don’t need anymore real or fake children.











