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@politico @PhillyD why are you so afraid to utter this?

Pro-Israel groups are spending big to sink Thomas Massie in the most expensive House primary in history dlvr.it/TSZsXh

@RT_com @specialopsmag GAY ASF

Maduro raid helicopters shock LA — POV by @specialopsmag

@Meicrodon_ @miguelaraizac

@miguelaraizac Guess which movie was filmed in the middle of a global pandemic

adivina cual de las dos películas costó 200 millones de dólares

I have finished Moby-Dick; or, The Whale by American writer Herman Melville; the single greatest reading experience of my life thus far.

@TheLegalGamer @LegoKingo Thanks! it’s actually a little hard to type right now with your whore mother gagging on my cock

@Sheckler2787 @LegoKingo I'm surprised the biggest failure in the career of your mom's abortion doctor can even type, tbh

the lego batman game looks interesting but it's missing a key lego character whose inclusion would vastly improve the game...

@TheLegalGamer @LegoKingo no idea what that nerd bullshit means faggot

@Sheckler2787 @LegoKingo look at his username, you fucking mucus spigot.

"Should grown men play video games / are video games a waste of time" is the most Elder Millennial + Gen X coded topic there is, these gens grew up during the period when playing video games was a fringe nerd activity, and they're also trying to impress imaginary boomers

@naijirou @MindOfHeadking you still believe these hoes!?

@MindOfHeadking Don't be stoking that insecurity among young men. Some people cheat, men or women, getting paranoid about it aint the way.

Maturing is realizing that no matter how angelic your girl appears to be, you’re not the only nigga she’s texting.

I am aggressively Californian and there’s nothing I can do about it

This is literally how most modern people spend their lives.

Spider-Man (2002)

@TotesAN0NYM0US @mattepstein 💀

@mattepstein Are you upset? Joking, sorry bro. What’s the Harvard business lesson BK is teaching? Spoon feed it to me like I’m 5

If youre in media Pay the f*ck attention to what Burger King is doing right now This will be taught in Harvard business school in 30 years

An Italian streamer in Japan said “amiga” in Spanish (meaning “friend”) to some fans. A passing black American thought he’d said “Nigga” and aggressively confronted him. “You have five seconds to apologize before I slap you.” The Italian had no idea what was going on.

i think of sex like i think of art

sometimes you just have to come to terms with the fact that your friends don’t particularly like you all that much

Our government is trying to give a portion of your pay check to foreign countries and Thomas Massie is trying to stop them.

I've fumbled baddies you people couldn't imagine