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@BanterLegends disgusting how we got to live @marksandspencer better shut that store down police have no power

M&S Clapham - we don’t have to live like this. #restorebritain

@NormanBrennan wtf 3 met where was the rest arresting people for posting on X

BREAKING NEWS; Marauding Madness & utter Chaos at Marks & Spencer in Clapham; had the 3 MET Officers not been on scene I bet the entire stock would have been stolen; LAWLESS LONDON on just about every level of crime & ASB 👇🤷‍♂️🙄

@lambeth_council You raise council tax and service charges but you don’t provide a decent service resident call you and complain and you ignore @GBNEWS

@KITKAT just thinking they could be hard to find you know the size of them now wont make it any easier

Regarding recent press coverage

@TheChelseaForum Fick him right off sell all the pony players and fuck off the owners while we are at it bring back Roman

Crystal Palace are interested in Liam Rosenior. Blues, YES or NO ?

@TheChelseaForum yesssssss

YES or NO ?

Anyone wanna give me 7k

Wake up our Proud Lion, The World needs YOU now.

Repost Terry Like Rosenior

@HassCFC @TheChelseaForum crespo

First Chelsea player that comes to mind?🤔

@ChelsTransfer nah franks had his day

🔵 Would you take Frank Lampard back as next Chelsea manager, over Liam Rosenior?

@TheForumChelsea fake nxt

🚨BREAKING Elon Musk interested in buying Chelsea Host: Elon, thanks for jumping on. We've got to ask - the internet's been wild lately. Chelsea fans are tagging you nonstop, begging you to buy the club. Boehly's era has them frustrated: big spending, young players flipping like NFTs, no trophies in sight. Is there any truth to the rumors? Would you ever take over Chelsea FC? Elon Musk: (laughs) Look, I love chaos, but football chaos? That's next-level. First off, I'm not buying Chelsea. Yet. (pauses) But let's game this out, because why not? The current setup is like a startup that raised $4 billion in Series A, burned through it on 50 rookies, and is now pivoting to "sustainable growth" while finishing 10th. Classic over-hiring, under-delivering. Reminds me of certain Twitter acquisitions I know... Host: So you're saying it's mismanaged? Elon Musk: Mismanaged is polite. It's like optimizing for Twitter impressions instead of wins. They buy high-potential 21-year-olds, develop them for two seasons, then sell for profit. Sounds smart on a spreadsheet, but football isn't fantasy league. You need grizzled 28–32-year-olds who know how to win finals, not just FPL points. Culture eats strategy for breakfast-wait, that's a quote, but it's true. Chelsea right now has no soul. Stamford Bridge feels like a tech conference with overpriced coffee. Host: If you did buy it-what's the Elon playbook? Cybertruck on the pitch? Starlink in the stands? X-integrated fan voting for subs? Elon Musk: (grins) Step one: Fire the spreadsheet. Bring in people who actually understand the game, not just PSR loopholes. Step two: Vertical integration. Tesla bots as ball boys-fully autonomous, no wage bill. Step three: Rebrand the Bridge to "Neuralink Arena" for a season, just to trigger everyone. Watch the memes explode. Step four: Build a proper youth-to-first-team pipeline, but with AI scouting. Grok analyzes every youth match in real time, predicts who becomes world-class. No more £100m gambles on unproven kids. Host: Fans would riot over the rebrand... Elon Musk: They'd riot, then they'd buy season tickets just to complain in person. Engagement metrics go brrr. But seriously-Chelsea could be the SpaceX of football: high-risk, high-reward, futuristic. Imagine electric pitch-side charging for player wearables, or Dogecoin ticket giveaways. Turn the club into a meme machine that also wins. Premier League needs disruption. It's too corporate, too safe. Host: But you're a Liverpool guy, right? Your dad said you "would like to" buy them... @elonmusk : Dad talks too much. (shrugs) Family has roots there, sure. But if I'm buying any club, it's gotta be one that needs saving. Chelsea's in freefall right now-perfect turnaround story. Buy low, meme high, win trophies. Or just troll everyone and keep it as is. Either way, content. Host: So... is the door open? Elon Musk: Doors are always open if the price is right and the vision aligns. But right now? Nah. I've got Mars to colonize and AI to not destroy humanity. Chelsea's on the watchlist though. Tell the fans to keep posting those desperate memes-they're hilarious. 💙🚀

Some men in this country are pathetic They will fight each other to the death over a football team but let foreign men invade their country and rape their children. Fix up ffs.

🚨💣 Shocking scenes outside St James’ Park. 😳 Fights have broken out among fans, leaving one supporter in a serious condition. CPR was administered on the spot before he was taken away by ambulance. Not good at all. 🙏🏻

@TRobinsonNewEra I think another march will do nothing i went to the last one and nothing has changed its to late we are finished

Get your UTK flags ready for May 16th 🇬🇧 The time is now. We aren't waiting another 3 years for Labour to kill OUR country off! UTK flag: nationwear.co.uk/products/unite…

@McDonaldsUK want to make a complaint about you abusive staff

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just ENDED UK PM Keir Starmer's whole career in the Oval Office *Turns around*: "I'm DISAPPOINTED. You see that man right there? Know who that is? The late, great WINSTON CHURCHILL." "Unfortunately, Keir Starmer is NOT Winston Churchill." 🔥🔥

@oelma__ 22yrs

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Royal Mail attempted to deliver a box of cakes to a property only to find it was empty so they were taken back to the office Staff at the office handed them out to workers a month later at 5:30am not realising they were SPACE CAKES 😂😂 One postie ate 4 ☠️