Matthew Shields Esq.

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Matthew Shields Esq.

Matthew Shields Esq.

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Glasgow Katılım Haziran 2009
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Glasgow City Council
Glasgow City Council@GlasgowCC·
🏆 SPFL Trophy Day 🏆 We want supporters of every team in Glasgow to be able to celebrate their successes but ask fans – including those visiting the city – to please avoid disruptive mass gatherings at Merchant City / Trongate and other public places. (1/4)
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I'm actually terrified that my boss will catch on to how easy my job is. I spend so much time sat looking busy at my desk so that I don't get given more difficult work. It's not very well paid though so I don't mind being bored half the day.
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Married with wife and 2 kids. Wife has a male personal trainer who she has started having coffee with after their lessons. Not normally an issue apart from we don't give any time to each other so now it's worrying me. If I raise it I will look insecure about us.
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When my wife wants my assistance in another part of the house she just yells my name. I refuse to move unless she actually says "Can you come here please", which she never does, so we're just stuck in a rut of her bellowing my name & me screaming back "WHAT?". It's pretty grim
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My wife bought an expensive and hideously ugly steam cleaner without consulting me. It caused an argument. It's so good but I have to use it in secret so she can't say she told me so.
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I inherited a reasonable sum of money last year, so I now work part time and hide at my lockup. I'm building a model railway. My family has no idea.
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My wife eats bowls of peanuts with a spoon and it's driving me up the wall. I've asked her to stop but she still does it. It's tearing our marriage apart.
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Hard Drive
Hard Drive@HardDriveMag·
Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles hard-drive.net/hd/entertainme…
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Micro-Chop@micro_chop·
What are your three favorite De La Soul songs?
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