Julian Valentich

Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a country like that

@BunchaSheeple @WhiteHouse Puerto Rico yes, mainland US no. Still a gargantuan piece of shit!

@WhiteHouse That's because you're a fucking moron who doesn't know basic history. The idiot never even landed in America.

And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero.

@LarryOConnor @ComplexPop Hacky

@ComplexPop Introducing Michael Corleone...

A new 'Godfather' film is officially in the works. 54 years after the original was released.

The moment I realized post-Ozempic Mike Pompeo is Adolf Hitler without the moustache

@Tmanbigdick @RightWingCope @itsdeaann Or a soul

@RightWingCope @itsdeaann No amount of propranolol is helping that dude ...he needs a klonopin or xanax.

MAGA chud commentator Cam Higby has a BRUTAL panic attack and vomits in his mouth while defending Israel during his first time on National TV. This gotta be some kind of divine intervention holy shit 💀

@Bagels1924 @pro_democracy24 @brodyburk @NYSport1994 @NASCAR Mask would’ve kept that bug out, homey x.com/Bagels1924/sta…

@SheenTheT @pro_democracy24 @brodyburk @NYSport1994 @NASCAR Nobody is crying, as why would they be? Take another big pharma vax and put your mask back on, pussy😂🫵

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old. We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

@pro_democracy24 @brodyburk @NYSport1994 @NASCAR Imagine still crying like a little cunt about people masking in a pandemic and having jackshit to say about ICE agents being masked and kidnapping citizens left and right

@brodyburk @NYSport1994 @NASCAR Says the retard who took the covid jab and wore a face diaper

@AWSXIX @verynormalman Might it be the cottage cheese?

@verynormalman I really like pineapples, but something about the way it is presented in his meal makes me ill.

Just made Richard Nixon’s final lunch and it was horrible, I feel sick

@jimboleeslice @BErtNotBurt @lizzzzzzzzzzy @Topps @BirdWatchingGC Botox will also help with fine line drives and wrinkles

@BErtNotBurt @lizzzzzzzzzzy @Topps @BirdWatchingGC Haha sorry the bunt was a baseball play on words from me in lieu of blunt. She got cannoned by a foul ball

2 years later: still dented, still partying on😎🎉@Topps

If you took a shit on the floor of the US Capitol on Jan.6, you might be entitled to compensation.

@fennyfawkes @ryssee @McAlbuht Take it easy

@ryssee @McAlbuht Spent more time than I'd like to. Absolute landfill of the type of people you expect to find in la, and that holds true across the economic spectrum. Burn. It. Down.

Top 5 things New England does better than anyone else on earth: 1. Chinese food. 2. Ice cream. 3. White women in sundresses. 4. Suburbs. 5. Dumb politicians. Facts.

RIP the irreplaceable Congressman Barney Frank. My favorite Frankism: regarding a political opponent Barney said, “He should run for shortstop because he can go to his right or left with equal facility.”

@The_MattFerro @the_cats_meowww Cunts are good in Australia though, right? Thanks, mate! I’ll think of you and chuckle sweetly when next stirring my pasta here.

@SheenTheT @the_cats_meowww Go fuck yourself Julian, you are a brainwashed, evil cunt. You and your pathetic ilk are on the wrong side of history and are already looked at as weak, disgusting fools around the world. You are not a man, you are a worm!

We lost everything over J6. My husband, Jay Johnston, is an actor and comedian with a career spanning over three decades. A lifetime of work in the entertainment industry disappeared overnight, replaced with a campaign designed to banish us from society completely. Networks and studios publicly blacklisted him before any charges or arrest. He was fired from Bob’s Burgers and several other ongoing projects. Theaters around Los Angeles put messages up on their marquees. Social media filled up with thousands of death threats and hateful messages. Friends disappeared. We were de-banked. Everything we ever worked for was gone. He went from working in Hollywood for decades to doing handyman jobs just to survive. Federal agents raided our home at dawn. They dragged us out of bed in our underwear at gunpoint and forced him to kneel in the dirt while the entire neighborhood watched. The government and media worked together to destroy us. I lost my career even though I wasn’t there that day. Our daughter, who was only 11 and has autism, was kicked out of her special needs programs. School administrators denied us. Other parents boycotted us and wouldn’t let their kids near her. She was placed on the Quiet Skies terrorist watchlist and subjected to repeated invasive searches at the airport. The sensory overload was so bad we couldn’t take her to visit her grandfather while he was going through cancer treatment. Our story is not unique. Hundreds of other families went through similar nightmares. Some lost their homes, businesses, marriages, and children. Military benefits gone. Fathers spent years in prison. Many were in solitary confinement, denied medical care and religious services, missing funerals and family milestones. The stress destroyed their health. Some J6ers even took their own lives. It’s time for restitution. Every ruined life, every traumatized child, and every stolen year demands full accountability and fair compensation. The amounts must reflect the true, permanent damage done - lost careers that spanned decades, destroyed futures, and irreplaceable family time - so victims are made whole, not given token settlements.

@_buck955 @uadimwit2 @Acyn Watch it, that’s our next CDC Director you’re talking to. If he’s not heard about “orders of magnitude” that’s because it’s a term the weaponized Biden DOJ made up.

@uadimwit2 @Acyn By margins of error? Please, eat less glue.

Moskowitz: Neo-Nazis are a supremacist group right? Swain: It depends on which ones. Moskowitz: Are Neo-Nazis supremacists? Swain: Some are and some may be anti-semites. Moskowitz: They’re also supremacists. Swain: I will agree with but I also suggest you read my book. Moskowitz: I can promise you there is no way I’m buying your book when it took two minutes for me to convince you— Swain: Because I don’t like leftist talking points. Moskowitz: This is not a talking point. This is a hundred years of history.

@The_MattFerro @the_cats_meowww Glad those in other countries can still find him a barrel of laughs. Non-scumbags and non-morons in America generally find him and his ilk disgusting, though.

@the_cats_meowww Hi Sara I've been a big fan of Jay for years, there is a line reading he did on a Mr. Show sketch that has stuck with me ever since. All it is is "I'm stirrin' I'm stirrin'" I say it to myself every time I make pasta and laugh! Please thank him for all the funny he's brought me.

@GlennWhite1 @shipwreckedcrew This is next level bullshit, kudos

@shipwreckedcrew Early 1900's Prosecutors in the Deep South had 100% conviction rates, usin their all White juries to find those darn Negroes guilty MAGA people in DC Courts = Black men in a Macon GA all White court room I guess McFarlane thinks all those black men must've been guilty

The US Attorney's Office for DC has a historical conviction rate at trial of around 65%. Yet the J6 cases were 100%. If you don't see the flaw in that juxtaposition -- then you're a brain dead liberal masquerading as a journalist.

@JSGuy2019 @officialDannyT Which cities have been paying out felons? When were J6rs’ rights violated? Serious questions.

Would have been much easier if you participated in the riots and committed felonies during BLMs reign of “mostly peaceful” riots, activist judges and DAs dropped over 90% of charges including many felonies and on top of that people who clearly committed crimes have been getting paid out by cities for being injured due to the consequences of their own actions while J6 riot was one day and democrats weaponized the DoJ against Trump and people surrounding him as well as J6rs while infringing on their rights and due process. This isn’t the flex you think it is dude.

I think my retirement plan should have been storming the Capitol on Jan 6th, and collect my payout from Trump! I served 5 years in State Prison for selling sugar to a Fed.

In 1977, Jorge Luis Borges — already blind, already legendary — sat across from William F. Buckley on Firing Line & explained why English is the greatest language in the world & why he respected it too much to write his poetry in it.

@AlTheBoss03 @Sloanstweets Then what? He dies, I can’t even wear his Lebowski sweater

Happy 84th birthday to David Proval. 🙌