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Probably the last time I’ll be using @applemusic

Used @applemusic for the first time and at the end of the first song, the music started to slow down and warp and fade away. It felt like the world was pulling away from me, and I literally thought I was dying, launching me into a disassociative episode...

@WhiteHouse stay away from stardew valley u evil vermins omfg

Wow @scotchbrite, what happened?

🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death. In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with: “Don’t lose hope.” Now that’s a final message.

The world of haunted chocolatier is larger than stardew valley

@ElPolloLoco went today to satisfy my double baja shrimp craving to find no more shrimp!?? I’m so sad. I have no reason to go there anymore. 😞

Happy most annoying day of the year!!

Chinese spy, don’t leave. Help me make my pickle kit. Mango? Or blue raspberry? #TikTok

Silly dance challenges Spy, do you like k-pop? Let’s watch together. #TikTok

How to clean bathtubs, Did you learn, too, Chinese spy? Meet me on Rednote. #TikTok

Life without Tiktok, Chinese spy, I will miss you. See you on Rednote. #TikTok

@McDonalds your new flimsy straws are decimated by your cup lids. Get it together people.

7:00AM and only 2 eggs in my area that don’t hatch for an hour. I woke up early and went out for coffee. Was going to play a little, maybe do some raids. This sucks. @PokemonGoApp @NianticLabs @NianticHelp

@pokegenieinfo any chance of adding points calculations for showcases?

Are we really doing this again?

@ConcernedApe VERY excited for the update next week. Will it increase the number of saves allowed on Switch?

Feels a lot like when you’re eating at a restaurant and the waiter takes your plate away mid-bite. @PowerWashSim @FuturLab @SquareEnix

A thread of unnerving historical images you've (probably) never seen before 1. Eunice Winstead Johns, 9, with her husband, Charlie Johns, 22, at their home in Tennessee, 1937.