A-Puny-Mortal

@Ask_Shemeshka Your lordship, are you aware of the mortal past time around this time of year? Where we play pranks on each other? Do arcanoloths also play pranks on each other? I will refrain from using the phrase "good-natured fun" and instead substitute "neutral-natured evil" for context.

Everything I've ever touched invariably ends up with claw marks. Metaphorical or otherwise. *preen*

@Ask_Shemeshka Oh my. Your lordship uses excellent wordplay to excite and incite in equal measure.

So, on this election day, please understand that when the candidate you hate wins, that I'm going to be devouring the sweet, sweet tears of your misery, regardless of which half of you loses. The winners I get to bask in your self-righteous histrionics! I'll be soaked. *preen*

@AskShemeshka Do you blep when you're deep asleep?

@Ask_Shemeshka You have your immaculate claws in many multiverse machinations, it is not your responsibility to remind yourself of the one option not presented. For this failure one, or many, of your tieflings should be beaten. But, my lady... Why not both?

The eternal question when it comes to certain apprentices/ex's. *preen* [Art by Nanihoo]

@Ask_Shemeshka Gawk and stare in a silent, murderous, envious rage at both the bravado you possess, and how undeniably true the message is. What else -can- they do?

Walking through any of the temples in the Lady's Ward wearing my "100% YILF" T-shirt without a care in the world, because I'm me and what the hell are they going to do about it? *preen*

Before @AskShemeshka learned how to chain lightning, she used mass charm and leg kickies.

@Ask_Shemeshka Shmeshka called me baby! She preens, I swoon.

In the immortal words of 'Charles & Eddie' in their 1996 masterwork 'Would I Lie To You?' I hear myself. "Look into my eyes Can't you see they're open wide? Would I lie to you baby? Would I lie to you? Oh, yeah" Yes. Ooooooh yes I would. *preen*

@Ask_Shemeshka Praise be to the truly vile, truly wicked, truly cunning, mistress of misfortune.

Just remember mortals, I'm better than you. *preen*

@Ask_Shemeshka Wait, ten seconds? Your high majesty of villainy, you must have been enjoying yourself to have waited ten seconds to vaporize that mortal.

Ten seconds before a mortal got chain lightninged... *preen*

@Ask_Shemeshka Fools. Arrogant and self-absorbed. You cannot fix what is not broken.

Most of my myriad paramours have first looked upon me and thought to themselves, "I can fix her!" Meanwhile I've always looked upon each and every one of them with a malevolent smile, and thought to myself, "I'm going to truly break them." *preen* #yugolothlove #Planescape

@Ask_Shemeshka @AvionetcaArt You're getting ever closer to the standard of wardrobe (or lack thereof) that you forced on your beleaguered Shylara. Is her absence beginning to wear on you?

Always be the best dressed person in the room, even if you're wearing a fantastical minimum of coverage. *preen* [Art by @AvionetcaArt ]

@Ask_Shemeshka The most dangerous blep.

@Ask_Shemeshka @WhoTweetedThis Respect to any mortal who does you some justice, your supreme preen-ness. While they could never hope to capture your true lothy splendor, this is a noteworthy attempt. Deserving of at least 3 less lashings I'd wager.

[OOC] Re-posting this awesome fake magazine cover that the late and dearly missed @WhoTweetedThis created (using artwork by Nanihoo). RIP Ashton. [IC] *preen*

@Ask_Shemeshka What do you mean 'see' your worshipfulness? You hollowed out my eyes for looking at the nail polish you used on your feet weeks ago.

Head skritchies? I have no idea what you're talking about mortals! And neither do you if you know what's best for you!!! *preen* [Art by Nanihoo] #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

@Ask_Shemeshka @ShylaraThe An envious apprentice is a dangerous asset. Shylara can be baited into obedience with such artistic representations, but woe betide the individual who created it. For when Shylara figures out someone else is thinking about you like that, she'll surely flay them alive.

This is getting disturbing mortals. One of you is commissioning more and more... highly imaginative... works of art of my august, ever-preening self on that Rule34 and e621 site. And I know exactly who it is doing it! It's Shylara! It has to be! @ShylaraThe admit it!

@Ask_Shemeshka The result of countless preening sessions, apprentice abuse, and copious amounts of evil magic. Behold! Shemeshka; the epitome of 'lothy allure!

It is now officially "Hot 'loth Summer" *preen* [Art by Nanihoo]

@CeeHaz @RedWinterwolf Hahaha! I am reminded of the image of Rory fishing and Nix covering Maci's eyes and somehow inflicting 13 damage on her. Her corgi power is truly devastating.

@RedWinterwolf Yep yep, Nix isn’t as durable. She does hit way harder 💪

🐶 Dog Knight RPG 🐶 +1 STRENGTH (Part 2)

How many times have I watched "The Office" from start to finish? I think this is the 4th time through.

Just had my first game of Dead by Daylight. The Hag is suck incarnate.