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⚠️ NEW BITCOIN FORK PROPOSES REDISTRIBUTING SATOSHI’S COINS Long-time Bitcoin developer, Paul Sztorc, is proposing a fork that would reassign part of Satoshi Nakamoto’s ~1.1M . The plan is to copy Bitcoin into a new chain called eCash with native eCash tokens. “Hold 4.19 BTC at the time of the fork, get 4.19 eCash. You can sell it, keep it, or ignore it entirely,” he said on X. However, certain wallets (like Satoshi’s) would be flagged as “inactive,” and their balances would be redistributed under the new rules. Supporters argue this could “revive lost coins” and make supply more usable. Critics call it outright theft, warning it sets a dangerous precedent for rewriting ownership.