Shirley Porter
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Shirley Porter
@ShirleyPorter
REALTOR, avid gardener, passionate learner, wine and food addict and former W.O.O.F. now just O.F. Shirley Porter.
Toronto, Prince Edward County Katılım Haziran 2008
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@rorotrader Its quick. There are 2 elevators, one for lower floors and one for higher floors
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@meco_app I've enjoyed your app for some time now but just moved over to the new Outlook platform. The Meco folder is NOT downloading all the newsletters assigned to it. Disappointing. and nowhere to get help on the website.
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@RandySevy Move to Canada. NO BAGS in grocery stores unless you buy them. Gotta bring your own.
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So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills

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@MarkinMetaForm I learn something everyday in this group. Thank you
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I am thrilled to announce that a private Facebook group that I started less than 2 years ago has, today, broken 10,000 members. If you are a professional in Real Estate and want to see what all the fuss is about, come and join the fun!
facebook.com/groups/Ontario…
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@bruce_croxon 4 million this past weekend. We were fully vaccinated in January. #snowbird
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@ClubdeckApp Trying it but no code coming through to sign in?
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Version 1.0.7 of Clubdeck, the first dekstop app for #Clubhouse is out! - see release notes here : clubdeck.app ; it will autoupdate as usual for those who already have it 🎉
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Dm @joinClubhouse I set up a profile and waited for an invite. Got the invite but can’t use my profile. How can this be fixed?
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@Seagate After 10 Plus messages back and forth your warranty is not worth the paper it's written on. horrible service. Never purchase Seagate products and expect them to honor the 2 year warranty
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If you have extra paper hanging around you were planning to recycle, @torontowildlifecentre is in need. ift.tt/3atEDQm

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Never get tired of a beautiful beach. We arrive early for dinner plans just to enjoy the view. ift.tt/3ciq8QZ

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