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shirley campbell

@Shirlscamp

Dog walker, covering Cumbernauld. Jewellery maker gin liqueur maker and drinker 🐕‍🦺💍🍸

Airdrie, Scotland Katılım Şubat 2011
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TheMoustacheCop
TheMoustacheCop@CopMoustache·
Great news, call this afternoon from the lady who’ll be my manager All checks are in, asked when I wanted to start work, starting next Monday She said “sorry to ask but is there a date for dads funeral “No “Well I’ve told HR that when it is you get as much leave as you need
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shirley campbell
shirley campbell@Shirlscamp·
@matthew_dost @DoomSpurs @noturtlesoup17 We had 97% humidity in Scotland a few days ago....we are an island with The jet stream, the Atlantic ocean and north Atlantic drift and a tonne of seawater, humidity is a normality here in the UK 😂 as is the changeable weather. Sweaty humid, then cold and windy in one morning
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Matthew Dost
Matthew Dost@matthew_dost·
@DoomSpurs @noturtlesoup17 The most humid places you get tend to get humidity as high as 70%. Most places in the US, including those holding FIFA games, experience 70% as a low or mid point. I'd like to see you chilling outside in the sun with it being 95°F with 90% humidity in jeans and a t shirt.
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shirley campbell
shirley campbell@Shirlscamp·
@beck1sm2 That was well planned. I'm thinking of doing that when Steve does our bathroom. It needs stripped and new floor put in, so its a weekend job and no toilet, at my age, thats not good having no toilet pan for my 10 million pees 😂😂
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Gareth Williams.
Gareth Williams.@history99917180·
Morning all. I hate Mondays.
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Lee-ish
Lee-ish@rednuoPdnuorG·
I’m going to a new job tomorrow and it’s my first outside of the year. Because of this, I’m just letting you know that it’s definitely going to piss it down in case you had any plans in mind.
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Gareth Williams.
Gareth Williams.@history99917180·
*Tesco order update* I have completed an early morning trip to the village shop.
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Lee-ish
Lee-ish@rednuoPdnuorG·
Anyway. Just spent £500 on renting a limo for an event, then discovered the fee doesn't fucking include a driver. Gonna have to cancel. Not paying all that money for a car hire and then have nothing to chauffeur it…
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RuggerLover
RuggerLover@Tjj70Jones·
@clumsyoaf33 It’s so you know what you’re gonna look if you’re single, get home pissed and can’t undo the zip, feck off the battle and it twists around in the night. This is the morning after the night before look sans le tit tape 💃🏼💅🏼
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Ćh💋ryl 👩🏼👗
Ćh💋ryl 👩🏼👗@clumsyoaf33·
When you wanted to show the back of a dress you’re selling, surely you would just turn the mannequin around not the dress wouldn’t you? Nope! Not on Vinted 🤣 #vinted #MadeAboob
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Flying Pig 🚁
Flying Pig 🚁@flyabout7·
This is how I was greeted by Lord Ralphington when I returned home just now. No barking or excited greeting at the front door. Oh no….. Instead, I found him asleep upstairs & walldozing in my bedroom. 😴 I’ve never known a more idle hound in all my days! 🙄 #LazyLurcher
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