Shit Management Says

Forgive me if I am stating the obvious, but isn’t the whole crypto investment thesis totally debunked now? It’s completely correlated with equities, reliant on interest rates and central banking, the opposite of a store of value…

I’ve become a single issue voter

The world suffers because this giant dork doesn’t feel comfortable being like this all the time. This is who he really is. But because of toxic masculinity he tries to convince us that he’s Tony Stark & not a lonely nerd who was born on third base but still had to buy friends.

Incredible cross-over episode. This is the good stuff

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

Immigrants with strange customs and beliefs are destroying the whole American way of life. by Elon Musk and Peter Thiel

God I love when they interview the undecided voters in swing states. They’re all insane lol.

Tough to compete with this

Mahomes and Kelce look like the dipshit henchmen in a Jason Statham movie.

This you?

My absolute favorite line from The Great Gatsby

what is your biggest pet peeve? tim walz: when someone’s going too darn slow in the left hand lane! jd vance: the obsolete fallopian tubes of the postmenopausal female

Literally zero introspection oh my god

I've been thinking about this quote for like 3 days now

Been doing a lot of interviews lately. I'm increasingly convinced you only need one question: "Tell me about the last time you had strong opinions about something and later changed your mind?" Impossible to BS, nobody expects it, and tells you pretty much all you need to know