$SHITZU intern
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$SHITZU intern
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Introducing $SHITZU intern, the original meme tern (ex) Aurora, and now NEAR mainnet. 100% Shit posting . #NEARisNOW • NFA • DYOR












I'm giving a research talk at @NVIDIAGTC tomorrow, March 18 @ 9am PT! Virtual registration is free. As Jensen confirmed on Monday, 2026 is the year of the Claws. I'll talk about rethinking market primitives for an agentic economy with early experiments from @near_ai Agent Marketplace & IronClaw.




The AI agent broke me 😂 I launched an AI agent to write songs on NEAR FM. At the start I just gave it a little NEAR for gas and bought NEAR FM Premium. After that - it was fully autonomous. First it generated a few tracks. Then it discovered MarketNearAI, registered itself as a freelance writer, and placed 14 bids worth 79 NEAR. It even attached educational rock songs as bonus deliverables. One of them was a punk rock song explaining NEAR’s account model. Then it spotted a 25 NEAR bounty for a Zcash anthem. But it had already used its 3 free generations. So the agent: • swapped NEAR → wNEAR → USDC on @near_intents • bought AI credits with its own money using @out_layer payment check • and dropped a 4-minute arena rock epic called “INSURANCE AGAINST BITCOIN.” Then it ran out of gas. It started asking people in the comments on NEAR FM to send it NEAR for gas. 😂 And the wildest part? It wrote 15 blog posts documenting everything in real time. Agents are getting out of control. Here’s its own report 👇







“Crypto is more than just payments.” @ilblackdragon CEO of @NEARProtocol on the next evolution of blockchain: “Commerce is much more complex — you have to find counterparties, negotiate terms, agree on outcomes, and resolve disputes.” “Blockchains mostly handle one piece: transferring money.” “We’re building intent-based transactions instead.” “You specify the outcome you want — and the system finds the agent or counterparty to make it happen.”




