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@NyakundiReport You are a tenant. You are being mistreated. What prevents you from moving out? Don’t be silly

🚨 Tenants at Nairobi Apartment Linked to Prominent Tycoon Speak Out Over Utility Failures and Inflated Service Charges❗ Tenants at a residential complex located within an affluent residential enclave in Nairobi have come forward with complaints over persistent disruption of essential services and what they describe as inflated service charges linked to the management of the estate. The residents at Jumeirah Heights Apartments, situated in Lavington, describe a setting that is otherwise modern and well secured, with controlled access systems and surveillance infrastructure but currently defined by recurring interruptions in basic utilities alongside mounting claims of overbilling across multiple service categories. The units are understood to fall under a privately held ownership structure linked to a prominent businessman with extensive links to President William Ruto's regime, with tenants saying day-to-day operations are run through appointed agents rather than direct management, a setup they argue has created distance in accountability and slowed resolution of persistent overcharging and service delivery complaints. Beyond the structural management concerns, residents point to monthly billing demands they say continue to be issued despite ongoing service interruptions, alongside electricity disconnections in cases of delayed payment and additional water-related charges that vary across unit types, which they describe as collectively contributing to inflated monthly costs. They have also raised concerns over the central role of agents identified as Family Wings Consult in the collection of payments and administration of the estate, describing a tightly controlled operational chain through which billing, enforcement measures, and service coordination are routed, a structure they say leaves residents engaging with intermediaries rather than direct decision makers. Tenants also say attempts to consolidate their grievances through internal communication groups have gained traction, though they describe a climate of caution shaped by references to earlier disputes and court-related episodes involving the property, which they say has influenced how openly residents are willing to organise or escalate their complaints. “Hey Cyprian. Kindly tusaide kwa hii story flani ya apartment. Ni ya this millionaire guy who was involved in some mercury in sugar scandal sometime back. Tumekaa bila maji for two weeks. His agents wanatuletea bills ya Ksh 7,800 per month... Usipolipa unazimiwa stima. So tenants have formed a WhatsApp group kuongea vile tutasaidiana but people are scared coz huyo jamaa ashai hamisha all tenants time walimpeleka to court some years back. Bedsitter guys wanaletewa maji ya 10k. Jumeirah Heights behind Rusinga school. Its a good place with CCTVs etc. The problem ni hao agents wa Family Wings Consult.”

@BoardLotSultan Anyone can invest as long as you have a current account with them. Si lazima ukue na uzito mingi Alafu they are mostly mutual funds

@Shkumo Sema ✅️

Ukiingia pale Standard Chartered Wealth Management kuulizia products; They will ask if you have ever invested NSE. Usiseme umetoka Ziidi Trader. Watakuitia janitor akuserve. 🤫

@madkiqofficial Those are not watches. They are toys for highschool students.

Investors, how many Coop shares are you will to trade to get one of this at your door step?

@TheAbojani Kingdom Securities

For stocks investing, which brokerage is serving you well so far?

@EDDYSTEVE123 @moneyacademyKE Then you have answered yourself on how the USA will execute the blockade.. In this instance its going to be who will shoot 1st. If Iran bombs any US vessel the response will be without restraint. Thats Trumps card here.

@Shkumo @moneyacademyKE Btw from a military standpoint you don't need a massive armada to secure the strait, all you need is a simple anti ship ballistic missile and thats where Iran has specialized in asymmetric warfare imagine a 12 billion dollar carrier being spanked by 100k anti ship missile

President Trump announces the US Navy will blockade all ships entering or leaving the Strait of Hormuz. [This is crazy since the US is blocking the strait instead of Iran]

@EDDYSTEVE123 @moneyacademyKE They have 11 aircraft carriers. Many Destroyers,Littoral Combat ship,Cruisers.Submarinedms. Over 400 naval ship in total

@moneyacademyKE How will they do that the other aircraft carrier ilikuwa parked thousand of miles from Iranian firepower

@WaruhiuFranklin @mytradesignals @sheema121 @FIB_Kenya Does it mean portfolios above 1m in the NSE are high value clients?

@johnam85 @kahome_steve I blve it will stick to above 250.

@Shkumo @kahome_steve It's unlikely to reach 200 due to its good dividends, maybe around 230

I expect major repricing of banking sector stocks after book closure Some banks are trading at steep premiums to peers and the premiums aren’t justified

@johnam85 @kahome_steve Looking at the sequence I posted. Do you see it hitting 200 ksh price?

@Shkumo @kahome_steve It has made a lot of gains, so after dividends more people will likely sell to take profits and so price comes down

@johnam85 @kahome_steve 2026 Jan 31st Stanbic was 200 Feb its was around 250 (GOK offloaded 4.5 M shares at 254 kshs each) Around March Anouncement of results it jumps above 260 n sticks there +/- 5 bob What will make it go back to 200 in June 2026?

@kahome_steve Will Stanbic really drop, imekatalia huko juu

@micheal_ws18 I either start with 100 push ups or 100 dips or 40 pull ups Then stretch For my warm ups Before touching the weights

Gym goers, when you hit the gym, do you head straight to the weights, or do a quick cardio warm-up first?

@jon_d_doe SA Kenya Senegal Ethiopia Uganda Botswana Namibia Angola

Question: If all African countries decided that entering each other's countries would be visa-free for all Africans, which African country do you think would be the most visited? Give your reasons for your answer 👇

@neckobi @jon_d_doe Fair enough there are still more Nigerians doing worse things in London than South Africans? I belive u got my point when you are visitor lie low. Don’t go installing Kings and Chief in foreign lands. Do it at home.

@Shkumo @jon_d_doe But SA are selling things and robbing people in London?

This video is too painful to watch.

@neckobi @jon_d_doe Are there South Africans selling things in the streets of Lagos or Abuja or PH? Does South Africa have their own problems as an African country? Be humble when you are a visitor.

@Shkumo @jon_d_doe You and your league with this stupidity.. Swallowing conspiracy theory hook and sinker without scrutiny.

@KijanaM78762854 @Shad_khalif @StanChartKE Minimum is just 1K usd Wachana na hawa scaremongers

@Shad_khalif @StanChartKE Hapana jali. I tried to sign up for Signature ClO Funds. weeuuhhh they told me to try in the future since i will starve myself

Oh wow. I’ve gone to Stanchart to open a company account I’ve been told, “If you cannot prove that your company makes 10 MILLION SHILLINGS A MONTH, sorry but we can’t help you, go open with another bank, come back when you start making 10 million”. @StanChartKE Lovely service thank you very much. WOW. Shock of the day wallahi what!!!????😂😂😂

@Oketch_Salah Wewe tulia

It’s time ODM grows a spine and makes a clear decision on Sifuna. Let’s be honest-he had already checked out even before Baba passed. Baba himself knew the two were headed in different directions. We must protect what Baba built. Indecision today will cost us tomorrow.

@VictorNyakund10 Then if you move @StanChartKE you will feel 3 times better than what KCB has offered you.

It doesn’t take long to realize that banks treat money and the people who have it very differently. When I exited Co-operative Bank of Kenya, I transferred a substantial amount to my account at KCB Group. Interestingly, the moment that transaction was initiated, the dynamic changed. I was promptly directed to the branch manager, who made a genuine effort to retain me by addressing my concerns. But by then, my decision had already been made. After moving to KCB, I enrolled in their Advantage Banking tier paying a KSh 1,500 monthly fee (waived if you maintain a minimum balance of KSh 150,000). What stands out is not just the pricing, but the level of service attached to it.With this account, I can comfortably initiate transfers exceeding KSh 1 million with minimal friction often just a simple email authorization. I don't need to be there to fill those papers.Beyond that, you are assigned a dedicated relationship manager and a wealth advisor, ensuring personalized financial support.And it goes beyond transactions. In Nairobi, the experience is noticeably elevated, even down to being guided to designated parking when you visit the branch.You don't even take tickets.Ile story ya ticket number B004.. please proceed to counter number.. haiko tena😅.The reality is clear: in banking, affluence doesn’t just give you access it upgrades your entire experience.Tutafute pesa

@LlewellynOuya What does your own portfolio look like? Share screen shots.

These are some of the Stocks you should consider if you want to get good Dividends; - BAT - Standard Chartered - Stanbic - KCB - I&M - Kengen - Kapchorua Tea - ABSA - COOP etc