miss charades

live your best life by fucking off

She decided to jump. Smh

I don’t mean to sound racist but your mother is a whore

Hi guys asking me to tweet more: I do what I want and suck my ass

Dating tip: Eat ass

Everybodys Twitter sucks. Just like your mom

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, kick it in the dick

Facetime is for pussies

It’s 2018 and you’re still a cocksucker

Never enough hours in the day to be a lazy piece of shit

Person: Is there a God Scientist: Absolutely Not Person: What is Pluto Scientist: IDK

How's the view way up there on your pedestal, people who didn't just dig a half-eaten cupcake out of the garbage to finish it?

Breaking news: People are stupid

I’m sorry we don’t talk more but I’ve run out of ways to say go fuck yourself

Halloween costume idea: You sucking a dick

Halloween is coming up. You know what that means. The sluts get sluttier and the prudes get slutty

I like my men like I like my tacos Soft and full of meat. Wait

Dating tip: Get me drunk