Short Lawyer Person
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Short Lawyer Person
@ShortLawyer
Recovering sportswriter, struggling consumer/housing attorney, ConLaw professor and enemy of the Oxford comma. LFC, USMNT, USWNT, SKC, Cards and Grizz.
A coffee shop Katılım Kasım 2009
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GOP money was spent to support an anti-Semite in this primary.
Democratic voters defeated her.
Decision Desk HQ@DecisionDeskHQ
Decision Desk HQ projects Johnny Garcia wins the TX US House 35 Democratic Runoff #DecisionMade: 9:11 PM EDT
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@atrupar Staten Island is never beating the allegations of stupidity.
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You'd be better off taking foreign policy advice from Rick Rubin.
Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025@DaveClips
Iran war: greatest hits from the last 12 weeks
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I’d imagine it was because of the beard.
Sports Illustrated@SInow
Fat Joe was reportedly among the celebrity Knicks fans who had their seats moved in Cleveland
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@pokeywhite Warren Nolan shows a game against Canisius and a game against Radford.
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What were the 5 games?
I know 2 vs Penn State and 1 vs Marshall, all due to weather.
Which also speaks to why WVU's OOC sucks most of the time; top teams have no desire to come to Morgantown, and WVU isn't gonna travel every weekend for 6 weeks.
Maybe we'll start getting invited to the early season tournaments. Until then, it is what it is.
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@jdginlr Yeah, but RPI will not take injuries/sickness into account. It will take 2 losses to a sub-200 RPI team into account.
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@ShortLawyer Stetson went to the NCAA tournament in 2024 and 2025. It is not like we knew that they would fall off that badly. AR did not throw any starting pitchers and almost the whole team had strep or flu. Guys had to be pulled out of the game because they were sick in the dugout.
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@JoshMcKoon Fani Willis fucked the case up.
But Trump did affirmatively make knowingly false statements to Brad Raffensperger in a recorded call--for instance, that 5000 dead people voted.
That's a felony in GA and a competent prosecutor could have secured a conviction in 2021.
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Arkansas shut out of hosting because of a low RPI. But draws Missouri State who is 10 spots higher in the RPI than a 3 seed should be.
@NCAABaseball shit the bed on this one.
Arkansas Baseball@RazorbackBSB
Anybody. Anytime. Anywhere.
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@KendallRogers @MoStateBSB @RazorbackBSB Arkansas getting absolutely fucked by the NCAA. If RPI is what keeps them out of hosting, how the hell is keeping Missouri State from a 2 seed?
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Kansas gets the No. 15 national seed.
That's another good regional. @MoStateBSB should probably be a two seed, and the Jayhawks also get sizzling hot (and now, mad) @RazorbackBSB.
Also keep an eye on pesky Northeastern.
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@musicandroots @KoleJones007 @NeuColton @NCAABaseball Missouri State is a quad 1 loss (also a quad 1 win).
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@KoleJones007 @NeuColton @NCAABaseball 1. Arkansas didn't have to play Georgia before the end of the tournament. Georgia is the clear best team in the conference.
2. Maybe next year don't lose to Missouri State, Stetson (twice), and UT Arlington.
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🚨 2026 DI Baseball Regional Host Sites 🚨
👉 on.ncaa.com/sjqcdrq7
The 16 sites are listed in alphabetical order.
#RoadToOmaha

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@JohnSmith__5566 @EadsQuintin @NCAABaseball 1-1 against a high quad 3 Arkansas State wouldn’t hurt too much.
2-2 against quad 4 Stetson does.
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@EadsQuintin @NCAABaseball Losing to Ark St, Stetson and UT Arlington didn’t help but yeah let’s be mad at the selection committee
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@KendallRogers @d1baseball @NCAABaseball What’s the record for most quad 1 wins for a team that didn’t host? 18?
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⚾️⚾️FINAL D1 FIELD OF 64 ⚾️⚾️
Here's our Final Projected Field of 64 at @D1Baseball for the 2026 @NCAABaseball tournament.
Check out the full field: d1baseball.com/stories/2026-n…

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@ASFleischman I took longer to decide which Airbnb to rent for my trip in two months.
And I still think I made a mistake.
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@SpeakerJohnson I think you might just be too stupid to insult. Which is a problem for the Speaker of the House.
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President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table.
We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics.
Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.
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Most G/A in the Prem since 2017/18:
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