Tex 11.0 🇺🇸

@ontine9neo @AP4Liberty lol… this is why I love X. Hello from Texas!

My fart post was even being read by people overseas, and I learned that in their countries this act is called ‘crop dusting.’ thank you.

オナラがよく出るタイプの人間です。 昔はコソッとスカしたけど、１年ほど前から「クールな顔でサラッと放屁した方がバレないのでは？」と思い歩きながらペッペッと音も構わず小出しにしている。 うまくいっていると思っていたが、 先ほど息子から「ママはよく歩きながらオナラする」と言われました。

@Rightanglenews @realkarenjean Reported

Lexie Lawler, the former labor nurse who had her license revoked after posting a video in which she hoped Karoline Leavitt would die during delivery, is now claiming she will fight the state of Florida and get her license back, using the $30,000 she raised on GoFundMe. It would be a shame if GoFundMe found out she was breaking their policy on raising funds off violent threats.

Brownstone's article of the week: The revelation that Baric worked with intelligence agencies in the lead-up to the pandemic raises the likelihood that Baric is the creator of SARS-CoV-2. ~Jim Haslam & Jeffrey Sachs Did Ralph Baric at UNC Create SARS-CoV-2? brownstone.org/articles/did-r…

To my American friends, I want to speak from the heart, because this moment truly moved me as a Japanese citizen. When President Trump made that Pearl Harbor joke, it wasn’t just humor to us. It felt like a weight I’d carried my whole life was suddenly lifted. My chest tightened, and honestly, tears came close. For 80 long years, we Japanese have lived under a heavy shadow — the constant expectation to apologize, to reflect, to stay in “guilt mode.” Even though we’re the closest of allies, that old wound never fully healed. We felt bound by the past, by the Constitution America helped write for us, always a little smaller, always needing to prove we were sorry enough. But in that single joke, Trump did something powerful. He turned a painful history into a shared laugh between equals. It was like he was saying: “Hey, it was a long time ago. We’re good. Let’s move forward — as brothers.” No more endless atonement. No more living in the shadow of being the “former enemy.” The curse broke. Japan feels free to stand tall again. Right now, cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully all across Japan. 🌸 This spring, the sakura feels like a perfect symbol — a fresh beginning. Not two nations stuck in old roles, but true equals, proud brothers, shoulder to shoulder, ready to build the future together. To the American people: We don’t want to be subordinates forever. We want to be your real partners — strong, proud, and loyal. The kind of allies who ride or die together. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, America. The strongest alliance in the world is rising again — as equals, as brothers, forever. #PhoenixRising 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸🌸

An Israeli Arab SHOCKS the interviewer: "I'm an Arab Israeli. Israel is my country. I'm fighting for my country. Israel gives me freedom of religion and speech. Why would I fight Israel? I’m a proud Arab Israeli. I'll fight Hamas." This MUST go viral.

@nycDSA @BernieSanders @sarahana @claireforny @Gonzalez4NY @JabariBrisport @OsseChi @EmilyAssembly @CMShahanaHanif You know he’s Jewish, right? You guys hate Jews.

Photographic evidence of us blacking out as @BernieSanders says he’s proud of us. DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM FOREVER 🌹

@girlmeetsNG Check this out!

アメリカで航空ショーを見に行ったら、なぜかジェットエンジンを取り付けたスクールバスが登場して意味が分からなかったけど、とにかくアメリカ人ってバカだけど天才だなと思った😂（最高時速590Km、ブレーキでは停止できないのでパラシュートを使用）

@Nima_Kasraie @girlmeetsNG I saw that last year. I’d love a ride in it!

@girlmeetsNG From Texas

@girlmeetsNG Yes…we are idiots!! But we do know how to have fun! 🤣

On Thursday, Dec. 18, I measured the exact sidewalk, gutter, and curb where Brian Cole Jr. stood and walked during his 2024 traffic-accident police body-cam video, giving us a perfect sample size of his Converse Chuck Taylors. Late in the evening on Friday, Dec. 19, I measured the exact bricks in the alley behind the RNC where the hoodie-wearing bomber was captured walking on video, giving us a clear sample size of the Nike Air Max Speed Turf shoes worn during the placement of that pipe bomb. On Saturday morning, Dec. 20, I then measured the exact concrete sidewalk squares at the DNC where FBI-released video shows the hoodie-wearing pipe bomber walking to deliver that particular device a couple of minutes later. On Sunday, Dec. 20, I suffered acute heart failure. Today, finally, we reveal months of work into why nothing about Cole’s physicality matches that of the J6 pipe bomber. What we learned from simple, old-school, gumshoe investigation efforts is that Brian Cole Jr.’s shoe size is 12 to 12.5. The hoodie-wearing bomber’s shoe size is a 9 to 9.5. Cole did not stuff his feet into a shoe three sizes smaller than his own to walk around for 45 minutes and plant bombs on the evening of J5, 2021. If either Wray’s or Patel’s @FBI did not do the same measurements, they are woefully incompetent. If they did, they know they have the wrong person and are lying to the Court and the American people. theblaze.com/news/brian-col…

If you haven’t heard, and even if you have, Jimmy Kimmel said this about Markwayne Mullin, former Senator from Oklahoma, and our newest Secretary of Homeland Security: “We have a plumber now protecting us from terrorism.” Apparently, there has been some backlash. Plumbers were offended, obviously, as were parents of plumbers, spouses of plumbers, children of plumbers, and millions of people who have had a plumber show up when they needed one. Comedians were also offended, (the funny ones, anyway,) along with a surprising number of terrorists - especially those with access to hot and cold running water. However, in spite of the ensuing kerfuffle, @jimmykimmel doubled down. “I’m not upset that the head of Homeland Security was a plumber,” he said, “I’m upset that he isn’t still a plumber." He further elucidated by adding, "I wouldn't put a plumber in charge of Homeland Security for the same reason I wouldn't call a five-star general to pull a rat out of my toilet, OK? We all have our areas of expertise.” Being offended is always a choice, and I don’t choose to be offended by a joke, even one that comes at the expense of the skilled tradespeople my foundation tries to elevate. But I am a tad butt hurt by the suggestion that skilled workers should never evolve into something new, and that competence is somehow limited to one vocation. Obviously, expertise and skill are important. If I need a new kidney, I’d prefer a doctor do the surgery, not a late-night talk show host. But if the doctor in question used to host a talk show, why would I hold that against him? Ten years ago, during one of the presidential debates, @MarcoRubio answered a workforce-related question by arguing that America needed to get shop class back into high schools. He concluded by saying, “What our country needs are more welders and fewer philosophers.” A lot of people on this page commented that Rubio and I were singing from the same hymnal, but in fact, we weren’t. At least not entirely. Because I don’t think the current shortage of welders has anything to do with an overabundance of philosophers. In fact, I think it’s a mistake to promote one vocation at the expense of the other. What we really need in this country, are more welders who can talk intelligently about Aristotle, and more philosophers who can run an even bead. More Generals, in other words, who can fix their own toilets, and more plumbers who can hold a powerful government job. This is what Mullin did. He was a private citizen who mastered an essential skill and then turned that skill into a multi-million-dollar company that employed a lot of people and served a lot of customers. That gave him the freedom to do other things with his life, including a career in public service which got him into Congress, where he’s spent the last eleven years doing whatever Congressmen do. Now, he has a very consequential position in the Cabinet of the current administration. Is that not the embodiment of the American Dream? I get that Jimmy Kimmel might have a problem with Mullin’s politics, but what possible objection could he have about the trajectory of his career, or his desire to do more than one thing with his life? The only sensible thing to do in the wake of a moment this tone deaf, is remind America that the skills gap is wide, and getting wider. The shortage of skilled tradespeople is now headline news and closing it is nothing less than a matter of national security. This year, my foundation has set aside $10 million dollars to help train the next generation of plumbers, and lots of other essential workers. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of AI-proof, six figure jobs that don't require a four-year degree, waiting to be filled. The money is currently available to anyone who wants to master a useful skill at mikeroweworks.org. Apply today. As for those of you genuinely offended by Kimmel's comments, consider expressing your disappointment with a modest donation to mikeroweWORKS. Our work ethic scholarship is making a real difference, and your money will be well spent, I promise. The donate button is big and red and hard to miss, at mikeroweworks.org I’d love to chat but I’ve gotta pull a rat out of my toilet…

I’m a dissident in Iran, connecting right now via @Starlink during the #DigitalBlackOutIran‌. The vast majority of Iranians vehemently oppose this regime. Thousands of us have already died proving it. Most of those martyrs had active online accounts. Look up their names. You’ll see they all stood for a free Iran and the return of Pahlavi. Our most common slogans say it all: "Long live the King" and "This is the final battle — Pahlavi will return." Right now, the Iranian people are staying in their homes because @realDonaldTrump , @netanyahu , and @PahlaviReza himself asked us to until the bombings stop. We are waiting. We know the price of freedom will be high. But the price of letting this regime survive is far higher. We have accepted the cost — this war. The regime’s time is over. #KingRezaPahlavi‌ForIran #IranRevolution2026‌

@LetTheGoodWin @NuclearMAGAlady @ZaneMars144318 Not at all……but I asked you first. Let’s see it!

@ShorteeTexas @NuclearMAGAlady @ZaneMars144318 I don't mind showing my ID for voting, do you?

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🚨 Sen. Mike Lee calls on Leader John Thune to reconvene the Senate IMMEDIATELY and cancel recess if DHS funding fails, blasting the situation as “ridiculous” as pressure builds “This is RIDICULOUS!” “There isn’t a good reason for the Senate to not reconvene immediately” “We can’t leave DHS funding up in the air for the next two weeks”

Democrats Are The Founders Of The KKK RT If You Agree !!!!

It's already illegal to vote if you're not a citizen. They're trying to convince us there are droves of people who are willing to risk deportation and the abuse that we are seeing from ICE to vote illegally. It defies credulity and it's simply not true.