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@popup_tddy There's nothing beneficial to a damn cigarette. Just cancer on a stick..

cigarettes don't even get you high, right? like they're literally just for cancer

@bestinclassyt I actually got the ring, but it was after several years of no use...So, I'd say it's still a win

This was way more rare than people admit. Neither me, or any of my friends ever got the red ring.

@Bloke_Baz Seriously though. Make it make sense 😂😂😂

I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.

@2teqzy @huntedlifestyle Yep. That's exactly what Social Media does to your psyche...

@huntedlifestyle 3 weeks is not long are we deadass 😂 and she talking about she gonna sound like a loser talking about some 3 weeks 💀

Is this for video or for real 😮 What do you think is going to happen behind the camera?

@AyooTexanNation Will Fuller

Fully healthy, no juice Who are you taking as your WR2 Tank Dell or Will Fuller

@LandryLocker What did I just watch 😭 😂

This is so wrong…

@levianinn People become addicted to hallucinogens to see this? Hell no!

ISSO E A REPRESENTAÇÃO MAIS PRÓXIMA QUE EU JÁ VI DE UMA BAD DE LSD

@HazelAppleyard $10 per push-up

$10 per push-up or $1 million?

@disclosureorg @SafeAerospace It was a balloon

A family in California reported a reflective, dumbbell-shaped UFO that hovered and behaved erratically for about 45 minutes near Joshua Tree National Park. dailymail.com/sciencetech/ar…

@DaJamesDavis He'll be a preseason star and be a starter by Week 9

We drafted a developmental tight end in the second round with 5 other tight ends on the roster. He not playing over Schultz and Monroe lol he not as versatile as Brevin who if healthy will play. That’s 3 tight ends better than him on the roster right now.

@AwestruckVox I've seen so many spoilers and haven't even seen the episode yet 😭😭 I have to stay off Twitter man

@TexansJacob 💀

@TexansJacob All for C.J. to fuck it up 🤣😂 Hope he plays better this season

Here is the Texans 2027 roster based on who is currently under contract for that season: In red I put players I believe could look for new contracts/extensions next offseason. Unreal work from GM Nick Caserio to create a 2 year window for this roster.

@nfl_jersey_num @jakehummel35 I liked Dare, but I hated seeing him as RB in last season's offense 😂

Houston Texans LB Jake Hummel (@jakehummel35) is wearing number 33. Last assigned to Dare Ogunbowale.

@Ether4real @Raw_Combat_ They're in a school setting..bringing a knife to school is.. outrageous

@Raw_Combat_ Shit. I’d stab his big ass up too

Guy 'stabs' big dude after getting embarrassingly dropped

@micah_erfan Voting no is... disgusting

Search this man's hard drive.

@DrJesseMorse I don't want to be 120 years old..

If you can make it 5 more years, then I believe we will have the ability to live to 120-150 years old.

@ryangrim I wouldn't be Surprised if Pete Hegseth is fired sometime in May..

Scoop: Kid Rock flew to Fort Belvoir this morning on his private jet and took a little joy ride on 2 Apache helicopters with War Secretary Pete Hegseth, according to multiple Army sources, and backed up by flight data. Apaches typically have 2 pilots, but they went up with one so the boys could each ride shotgun, I'm told. Apache helicopters are not stationed at Ft. Belvoir so unclear where they came from. A spokesperson at the base referred questions to the secretary's office.

@NFL_Researcher @HoustonTexans So, it's sounding like McDonald is going to thrive here

Texans 1st & 2nd round picks on defense over the last 5 NFL drafts… 🔺DT Kayden McDonald (2026 2nd Rd) 🔺CB Kamari Lassiter (2024 2nd Rd) 🔺LB Will Anderson Jr. (2023 3rd overall) 🔺CB Derek Stingley Jr. (2022 3rd overall) 🔺S Jalen Pitre (2022 2nd Rd) @HoustonTexans

@nickschwager_ Haha, he didn't want nothing to do with the sweep. I get it 🤣..Enjoy retirement buddy

I mean come on man