Kyle Shutt

RIP Uncle Trash Blood

They’re really gonna give us full alien disclosure before they give us healthcare. We just want healthcare. Affordable housing would be cool too.

Barbie aka the Man Hatin’ Project

Prince had some amazing lyrics, but I think my favorite line he ever wrote was “Wally, where’d you get those glasses? Those are the freakiest glasses I’ve ever seen. Can I try em on?”

The Spits: Tonight Smashing Pumpkins: Tonight, Tonight Genesis: Hold my beer…

Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…

Gonna sell that master sword for every rupee in the game once I yank it out that dragon’s head imma be Zelda rich!

I still have the OG Twitter logo, feels like I’m late to the party.

Big fan of the new twitter logo @elonmusk #X #LosAngeles #punkrock1977

Netflix filing Steel Magnolias under Comedy is the sickest viewer burn I think I’ve ever seen.

No small town posers!

Chicago! This Friday and Saturday! Come see me perform in this hat! Tix at eddiepepitone.com

A noreply email = notgonnaread

Are carrot and celery sticks relative to chicken wings in that one represents the drum and one represents the flat?

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Anything less would be uncivilized

@jasonojother Can’t recommend them enough

Dear the guy that brought me a blunt at the bar tonight, How do I love you? Let me count the ways… One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand…

Not all actors are on strike.