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@StefsRockShow Found out an hour before they were due to perform. Anyone want a free ticket to AAF. 🤣

@ww3361456994 @dreamer__neha @Olympics @OlympicsCN @iwfnet Ooof. American cope. 🤣

@dreamer__neha @Olympics @OlympicsCN @iwfnet No,at last America will be the top cause they have more medals than China(all 40 golds)

#Gold for People’s Republic of China. 🇨🇳 Li Wenwen delivers first place in women’s weightlifting 81kg+ category. Her second Olympic gold after winning at Tokyo 2020. @OlympicsCN | @iwfnet | #Weightlifting | #Paris2024 | #Samsung | #TogetherForTomorrow

Its going to be a close one for the USA in the #Paris2024 Olympics. Two Golds behind, two up for grabs. Last time China beat the USA was 2008.

@SkyNews Don't worry Sky. We still remember what a weapons grade twat your presenter was. Even if you've now edited it out.

Watch teenager Willis Gibson become first person to 'beat' Tetris game. 👾 The stunned 13-year-old gasps: 'Oh my god ... I'm going to pass out..' trib.al/5X6EeAL

@Iromg Isn't this the thumb that thinks you can grow concrete?

How is freezing, rainy Britain burning yellow in this #BBC mock up of weather hell? Absolute bollocks

I'm not entirely sure what @TfL is trying to say with this one. That they flow like unseen turds buried beneath the city?

@HMRCcustomers When will this issue be fixed?

@HMRCcustomers Exactly as described, HMRC's system isn't sending access codes via text, leaving no way to login to either the self assessment or vat portals. Yes, my phone is working correctly.

Good morning, @HMRCcustomers are here until 8pm to answer your general queries on Twitter. Please don't post any personal details.

Fair play to Suella Braverman, though. Demonising foreigners, chasing racist votes & insulting experts has been working out really well for the UK since 2016. Why not double down?

You won’t get to see Gary Lineker on Match of the Day on Saturday night But don’t forget to tune into Lord Sugar on the Apprentice. 9pm BBC1 every Thursday!

@yeshwanthsinghv @MayorofLondon That's what the consultation was for. Majority of London said they didn't want it, but he ignored it and continued on with his plan as he needs the money.

@MayorofLondon Why not have a referendum rather than impose your decision, let the people impacted make decision rather you on their behalf.

The Ultra Low Emissions Zone has cut air pollution in central London by nearly half. I am doing everything in my power to make sure no more Londoners die preventable or early deaths due to dirty air.

@MayorofLondon Uh-oh. I see Sadiq's throwing out his make believe figures again. 😂

@sophielouisecc People actually take this creature seriously? 🤣

I said getting rid of Boris was a mistake from day 1. It wasn’t a party. There’s no evidence he knew of any other wrongdoings The report was conducted by a now labour chief of staff so not independent No other key politician who was found blatantly breaking rules was fined

@MercedesAMGF1 @LewisHamilton @GeorgeRussell63 @amgmotorsport @PET_Motorsports

@CaratacusNick Nope. Cyclists have long since overtaken vegans.

Other than vegans is there a more sanctimonious self important bunch of hypocritical whining children on Twitter than the cyclists?

Doesn't pay road tax Isn't licenced Thinks he owns the road

@safepasscyclist @sapperadam @BeatTheSystem__ Please, do continue.

@SilentUK @sapperadam @BeatTheSystem__ He’s talking about you Otter

Don't do dangerous stuff like this. It was a shared path, not a pavement only for pedestrians. theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/m…

@KvanOosterom @SummerSpeaksTTV @NoContextBrits

@SilentUK @SummerSpeaksTTV @NoContextBrits Thanks. Love of my life. 42 years together. And she wants to grow old with me. So trying to stay fit! And only Dutch chocolate for breakfast!

You can only choose one.

@KvanOosterom @SummerSpeaksTTV @NoContextBrits Your wife is an excellent liar. 🤣

@SummerSpeaksTTV @NoContextBrits My wife thinks so!

@sapperadam @BeatTheSystem__

@sapperadam @BeatTheSystem__ You failed to find the word *stop*? Oh my, at this point I'm concerned you aren't even clicking the right link. I don't think reading is for you, look into picture books instead.