James Goodman

@fesshole A fess where some guy puts his walloper in the tea cup of his hated boss, I understand.

Been coding for over a decade, but I'm still mystified by version control systems. I do a `git fetch` every single time, and I've honestly got no idea if I need to.

@SoVeryBritish James - You are invited to…

What’s your personal five-word horror story? Mine is: “Come and have a dance”

@fesshole 3 submissions ignored, 2 others published on 1 of which I got called a Bell End.

@TFHBs @71Season @Garswoodlatic And the referee, the glorious Arthur Ellis of It’s A Knockout fame.

Football History in Colour🎨 An amazing photo - Stanley Matthews is carried by legendary goalkeepr Lev Yashin and Hungarian icon Ferenc Puskas after his testimonial match. (1965) Colourised: @Garswoodlatic

@SoVeryBritish Gran just got her tit caught in the mangle.

They’ve recently reopened the Co-op near me after a full refurbishment. I’m going now for the first time and I’m buzzing to see what they’ve done. What exciting thing is happening in your life at the minute?

@MikeBubbins Great news. Really looking forward to it.

@CanalRiverTrust Beautiful family on the River Glen, Surfleet, Lincolnshire

Canals play a crucial role in providing much-needed habitat for wildlife. This #WorldWildlifeConservationDay, we'd love to know about your favourite wildlife sighting along our canals or rivers. 🤔🦋🦆🦊 🦢 Swan on the River Soar

@MarcCorbishley Yes please. Our tradition is to remove the lid and every currant stuck to the underside is how many “sweethearts” you have in your life 😍

Mince Pies Yes or No?

@CanalRiverTrust @salescycle This morning in South Lincolnshire 🍁

Autumn in Macclesfield 🍁 Look at this stunning view of Macclesfield Canal by @salescycle 😍 Share some of your Autumnal snaps with us below 📸 👇

@secondtierpod John Ritchie in Stoke. He was carrying a loaf of bread.

Name a player you’ve randomly bumped into in public 👀😅

@CanalRiverTrust Certainly recent. Taken this morning around 0730 near to Sutton St James Lincolnshire.

Swans look so peaceful and elegant at the same time🦢 Share with us your favourite photos of the elegant bird below. Each will be an example of why it’s vital to #KeepCanalsAlive 👇

@SoVeryBritish You are invited to…

What phrase would you be happy never to hear again?

@MarcCorbishley 1979 - I put a set of Cow Horns on to my yellow Puch racer. Girlfriend’s father asked me not to go round their house on it as he couldn’t get passed it when I parked in the side passage!

Did you ever have a bike with this type of handlebar? What did you call them?

@71Season Thanks for including John Marsh. The epitome of reliable, loyal, heroic and of course doughty. Makes me weep when I think of the lack of such characters at my club specifically and football in general.

@71Season And Arthur Ellis of It’s A Knockout fame as the ref.

@MarcCorbishley Yes! Sure mine were silver too. First one - lost it, second one - broke it, third one - might even have it still. There were so many features my little head nearly exploded.

Who had one? 🤚

@MarcCorbishley Usually followed by father Derrick saying “Blast your eyes boy” (didn’t understand it then or now) or mother Mary making a big show of rattling everything in the kitchen utensil drawer looking for the wooden spoon to slap you across the legs. She never actually found the spoon!

@progrocksongs Gone To Earth - Barclay James Harvest

What's the first album you listened to that awakened your love of Progressive Rock?

@eziolunedei A quiet Sunday in Peterborough? No, it was a joy and great fun at The Ostrich Inn. Uplifting songs, sad songs, a glamourous assistant (not pictured) and shining wit! Buy tickets for Cambridge.

Last shows of the year - mailchi.mp/07a7d6ec3384/l…

@MikeBubbins @stevenpage @ClwbIforBach Couldn’t agree more Mike. Real pleasure to meet you and good luck.