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@1SportsGenius @FPL_Harry Yeah, selling him after I play my free hit on the blank week

@FPL_Harry Been wank for weeks

Semenyo hooked… 3 points.

@LeeHurstComic Same reason Crime Watch wouldn't air on TV nowadays....

If it catches criminals decent people should not give two hoots what skin colour they have.

@Mr_BadBoy_35 @FPL_Harry @MrDomSmith @CFCDaily Wow.....that's brutal...😳

@FPL_Harry @MrDomSmith @CFCDaily I hope he dont start so that I can get gibbs white's points 🥲

JOAO PEDRO UPDATE 🚨 From Chelsea Press Conference. Late call. A check will be made tomorrow It has been reported by @MrDomSmith via @CFCDaily that he has been training on the grass. However we do not have this photo to know if it is with the team or individually. #FPL #CFC

@TalkTV Why is kemi asking 6/7 questions all at once? No one will be able to follow all these and starmer will waffle his way out. Why not nail him on one point at a time?

🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer said it is unacceptable that officials didn't pass on that Lord Mandelson failed his security vetting - and he would not have appointed the Lord if he had known.

@Iromg @Keir_Starmer Why is kemi asking 6/7 questions all at once? No one will be able to follow all these and starmer will waffle his way out. Why not nail him on one point at a time?

Not convincing, shockingly tone deaf, ridiculously pompous and completely out of touch. Cheerio @Keir_Starmer

@HaydCFC @OfficialFPL Don't think there will be another double week with anywhere near 6 teams

SIX different teams have a double in Double Gameweek 33 🤯 100+ points here we come 💪 #FPL

@OfficialFPL DCL for Leeds or wellbeck for Brighton? DCL will get more minutes but he's not scoring at the moment apart from the odd penalty

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@OfficialFPL DCL for Leeds or wellbeck for Brighton? DCL will get more minutes but he's not scoring at the moment apart from the odd penalty

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@OfficialFPL DCL for Leeds or wellbeck for Brighton? DCL will get more minutes but he's not scoring at the moment apart from the odd penalty

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@OfficialFPL DCL for Leeds or wellbeck for Brighton? DCL will get more minutes but he's not scoring at the moment apart from the odd penalty

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@Peterological @JuliaHB1 On a totally unrelated subject... Isn't the Ukraine rent boys trial coming up soon? Coverage seems very muted

@JuliaHB1 Perhaps we should check the vetting of the PM. He seems to have some very unsavoury friends.

This Mandelson vetting story isn't just about the Prime Minister's judgement or honesty. This is about a HUGE national security breach. The UK ambassador to the US undergoes high level vetting because he/she has access to our most vital defence, security and economic state secrets. These state secrets were handed to Mandelson, a man who was a proven liar with dodgy foreign billionaire friends who is now under police investigation over claims he leaked confidential govt information to one of those friends. Keir Starmer put our national security at risk. That's not just a resigning matter, it should be a criminal matter.

@OfficialFPL Why o'reilly? What about his injury?

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@Dezman247 @DhenyHowitt @OfficialFPL Still more likely to score than DCL for Leeds ?

@DhenyHowitt @OfficialFPL He won't start both games

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@OfficialFPL Wildcard this week. Free hit next week

@TalkTV @TVKev @EssexPR @DobbsandPolicy @SamaramGill @PCBarnes123 I think he was being a bit dim. The multi million £ Waitrose don't care about shoplifting so why would a minimum wage employee put his neck on the line? I would open the door for the the thieves on their way out. 👍

Chloe Dobbs slams Waitrose for sacking an employee who stopped a shoplifter. "He was fired for being a hero." Watch Plank Of The Week on YouTube! youtu.be/20R280ZWfGI @TVKev @EssexPR @DobbsandPolicy @SamaramGill @PCBarnes123

@TalkTV @TVKev If I saw someone shoplifting I wouldn't do anything. I know it's wrong but if I were to lay a finger on one of these thieves it would be me who the coppers would be after not the shoplifter 100%

🚨EXCLUSIVE: A British man has conducted a social experiment, filming himself shoplifting from various retailers without being stopped. Watch the full video below to see what happened @TVKev youtube.com/watch?v=HPnbQZ…

@TalkTV @TVKev I found the shoplifting video very helpful. So all I need to do is leave a note in the store to say I was not permanently depriving the store of the goods? Great to know 👍

@TalkTV @TVKev I found the shoplifting video very helpful. So all I need to do is leave a note in the store to say I was not permanently depriving the store of the goods? Great to know 👍

Next on Talk with @TVKev - watch here: youtube.com/watch?v=n9J60E… - Talk Exclusive on UK's shoplifting crisis - UK pays French Police £16.5M to do nothing to stop migrant crossings - Red Ed overrules local concerns to force through solar farm 📞0344 499 1000

@TalkTV @TVKev Every big chain has the same policy but Waitrose are probably the first to publicly declare "steal from our stores and our staff will do nothing to stop you" What next? Security guards helping the thieves to pack? Home delivery for stolen goods?

Next on Talk with @TVKev - watch here: youtube.com/watch?v=989tHK… - Working Britons to be hit by new taxes to fund benefits splurge - Labour backbenchers are turning on Net Zero Ed - Should Kanye West be banned from Britain? 📞 0344 499 1000

@LeeHurstComic Every big chain has the same policy but Waitrose are probably the first to publicly declare "steal from our stores and our staff will do nothing to stop you" What next? Security guards helping the thieves to pack? Home delivery for stolen goods?

Need to reduce your shopping bills amidst this cost of living crisis. How about zero? Try Waitrose. Apparently they are giving it away.