Sim Williams

About last night. Truly honoured, @theofficialfwa 🙌

Loser

They doing too much … fairs 🤣🤣🤣

@Ab_outsabox @T9theartist nah what the hell😭

معجبين لاعب الكورة نيمار حتى وهو رايح الحمام يصورونه حياة المشهور صعبه

Last PL title won by clubs: Arsenal - 2026. Liverpool 2025. Man City - 2024 Chelsea - 2017. Man Utd - 2013. It’s enough now, we must push on & raise the standards. This starts with being serious & putting a bid in for Elliot Anderson. @ManUtd @OmarBerrada

This guy man

That’s actually crazy … serial spyer 😂

Tom Heaton is nearly 40 years old. He has barely played for Manchester United in years. And they just gave him another contract. There is a very good reason for that. Most fans see a third choice goalkeeper collecting wages and wonder why- especially because they rarely play games. I hope you know that that UEFA Champions League squad registration rules require clubs to include a minimum number of association-trained and club-trained players on their list. A club-trained player is one who spent at least three years at the club between the ages of 15 and 21. Heaton came through United's academy and he returned in 2021 so he qualifies. In a squad registration that demands those spots be filled, a homegrown goalkeeper who costs relatively little and asks for nothing except professionalism is genuinely valuable. He is fulfilling a regulatory requirement that would otherwise need to be solved another way. Because he’s there, there is room for an extra foreigner in the squad. Now, all of that sounds nice. However, his off-pitch contribution to the team is invaluable. Casemiro described Heaton as indispensable. Not because of his saves but because of his presence. Elite squads need people who set the standard in training every single day without the reward of starting on Saturdays. People who mentor younger players, maintain the culture of the dressing room and absorb pressure without complaint. That is an incredibly rare quality and it has almost nothing to do with age or ability between the posts. Third choice goalkeepers at big clubs are also emergency insurance. If Senne Lammens and Altay Bayindir are both unavailable simultaneously United need someone who can step in without the club going into crisis. Heaton has done it before. He will do it again if needed. The contract extension is not sentiment. It is not loyalty for loyalty's sake. It is a club recognising that some of the most important players in a squad are the ones the cameras never focus on. My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

@ToonFred123 @EliotFowle Chatting shit, £100m my arse

@EliotFowle Haha what? Not even true. His family are Geordies. Would cost north of £100m. Total made up link by Alex Crook who’s a Man Utd fan 😂

United cannot fuck this window up, genuine opportunity to win the league in the next 2 years

Best goal catalog I’ve ever seen by a midfielder

@blacksonjnr @indykaila @ManUtd Low level bomba I reckon

@indykaila @ManUtd This better be a proper bomba I don't want a "trust me bro" news please

🚨 MANCHESTER UNITED FANS, STOP EVERYTHING!!! You NEED to be glued online at 10PM... because we’ve got BREAKING NEWS that’s about to EXCITE you 🤗

@StretfordPaddck @NathSalt1 no more ex city people pls we look like fucking begs

🚨 Gareth Whalley - formerly loan-coordinator at Manchester City - was put in charge of the loans department at United earlier this season, according to @NathSalt1. Whalley has a close relationship with Jason Wilcox but no decision has been made yet on his long-term future at #MUFC.

@ManUtd Sim 22

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🚨🎙️ Ian Wright defends Bruno Fernandes from the harsh criticism of Roy Keane “No bro, not Bruno! Come on Roy, if you’re gonna dig someone out, don’t dig him out every single time. Who brought them back into the game when things were looking dead? It’s not Bruno, – when we’re talking about someone who can actually do something to save you lot, it’s Bruno! Yeah, maybe he’s not that captain like Tony Adams, Roy… but what he’s doing week in, week out is saving you – those killer passes, the goal, the vision. If Bruno’s not there, United are deep in the relegation places, trust me! You can talk about mentality and leadership all day, but the lad is a footballing genius who’s carrying this team.”

@DoomsXP @T9theartist aura😂😂😂

Moment when OFFSET bodyguard asked Clavicular to get OUT 💀 "Brother, it's my club 😭"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🚨 Pep Guardiola to leave position as Manchester City manager at end of this season. 55yo Spaniard departing after trophy-laden decade & set to be replaced by Enzo Maresca. No official confirmation yet from #MCFC. W/ @SamLee @TheAthleticFC after @MailSport nytimes.com/athletic/62693…

@UTDFondre @T9theartist

Nah, Bruno Fernandes and Cunha really recreated THAT iconic Wayne Rooney & Cristiano Ronaldo counterattack against Arsenal.😮‍💨

i dont wanna hear no chelshit guys talking about back room staff 😂😂😂