Richard Simmons

@ShirtsofNeil That would explain why I don’t see it in shops! Who knew 🤔

@SimmoRich Talcum powder disappeared in the early 90s, didn’t it?

22 degrees at 6am in South Yorkshire…today will be fun! 🥵

@ShirtsofNeil Indeed mate, may have to invest in talc if that’s still a thing 😂

@SimmoRich Sweaty bollocks, sir?

@Super6 will there be rounds during the World Cup?

@Bobbybollocks2 Step one under crackers, game changer

Worst thing about this weather is knacker clag

@fesshole Colongate?

When I'm in a hurry, I brush my teeth in the shower. And then conveniently store the brush between my bum cheeks while I wash. Incredibly efficient system.

@fesshole Not heard that pet name for it before!

While my husband was in the shower I left him a note "come to bed and close your eyes, you will het a nice surprise". Five minutes later he had history's most disappointing mouthful of pavlova, apparently.

@DonnyDave2nd Clue- rhyming slang

Too soon……..

@LeagueOne25 No!

Rotherham United are interested in appointing Ian Burchnall as manager ✍️ The 43 year old has been out of work since leaving Wolverhampton Wanderers as their assistant manager Millers fans would you be happy with this appointment? #rufc

@ShirtsofNeil Hope I’m proven wrong

@SimmoRich We shall see…

I can't decide whether Rotherham appointing Steve McClaren as our new Head of Football is a stroke of genius or an act of desperation... #rufc

@GabSutton Really? I don’t think so. Fanbase split on my opinion

Credit where it’s due, to Stewart & co., that’s a terrific appointment 👏🏻 Long overdue, but by far the most sensible decision Rotherham United have made in the post-Warne era. #RUFC 🔴⚪️

@robstaton I don’t think this will have a happy ending and as a Miller am against it!

Rotherham United confirm Steve McClaren has been appointed as ‘Head of Football’ The club say he will lead the search for a new Head Coach/Manager and will work with the existing Director of Recruitment Rob Scott Tony Stewart per a club statement: “We are fully-aware that action needs to be taken across a number of football-related departments, starting with the appointment of a new first team head coach. “Looking at the bigger picture of the football club, Steve’s official appointment to the role of Head of Football will, without doubt, serve as the first step in what will now be a series of decisions across the footballing operation in an important summer for the club.” #RUFC

@paulm_davis Superb article David

'Others have progressed further and faster than us' ... the David Rawson #rufc Fan Column. rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/sport/football…

@TonySmi33942055 @fesshole Snap! She loves to see me suffer 😂

@fesshole I have a caring wife who plucks mine with tweezers weekly. I think she enjoys it as much as I do. Win win.

Now my old man ears have started resembling little forests I buy Veet bikini line cream and, every now and then, smear it on my ears 10 mins before I shower. Works a treat. Not ashamed.

@JackHatton08 Inspirational

In just under 4 weeks I Compete in Europes biggest box cup in Harringay at the ally pally and on the same Weekend my sister boxes for England in the 4 Nations 5 wins between us in the last few weeks so both on form going in🥊 TEAM HATTON🚀

@Bobbybollocks2 Winner winner 2 lamb dinners

Nice one

@adiFamily_ Lacoste summer jacket xl, spotless £50 tyd

Casual Sell & Swap 🧵 Selling - MUST post a price with pics, size, & condition. NO LINKS Swaps - MUST be specific with what you want, with pics & details of what you are offering All brands, football shirts, etc. welcome Please retweet, it helps! Be polite, happy hunting ✌🏻

@adiFamily_ Fred Perry polo xxl bnwt dark Green £40 tyd

@adiFamily_ Fred Perry xl polo black/gold £25 tyd