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@JomboyMedia There’s gotta be an Ilhan Omar joke in here somewhere

The Reds have a promotion where fans win free pizza if the team gets 11 strikeouts in a game. They clinched it in the ninth inning on an ABS challenge and it was electric

@WomanDefiner Those people are too stupid to realize that’s a lot more money quite frankly

I think its really funny to watch people complain about 400 million dollars being spent on a ballroom but those very same people are completely incurious about the 20 billion Somalis stole in Minnesota which quite frankly is a lot more money.

@FlyOSU1991 Michigan ZERO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The 12-team CFP is an exclusive club. Not everyone is deserving. Here’s every program to make it so far (appearances): •Ohio State Buckeyes — 2 •Indiana Hoosiers — 2 •Georgia Bulldogs — 2 •Oregon Ducks — 2 •Texas Longhorns — 1 •Penn State Nittany Lions — 1 •Notre Dame Fighting Irish — 1 •Tennessee Volunteers — 1 •SMU Mustangs — 1 •Clemson Tigers — 1 •Boise State Broncos — 1 •Arizona State Sun Devils — 1 •Texas Tech Red Raiders — 1 •Ole Miss Rebels — 1 •Texas A&M Aggies — 1 •Oklahoma Sooners — 1 •Alabama Crimson Tide — 1 •Miami Hurricanes — 1 •Tulane Green Wave — 1 •James Madison Dukes — 1 •Michigan Wolverines — 0

@GovTimWalz You are such a moron. You’re next 🤣🤣🤣

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@Riley_Gaines_ Just shows how stupid the people are who voted for her

Graduate of the Learing Center

@PinoAmericano Are we 111% sure???

The happiest person in the World right now is AOC, because even she knew it’s World War II not World War Eleven.

@ginamilan_ @Variety Well, the Left….

@Variety Only a stupid person would believe this retard.

Jimmy Kimmel defends calling Melania Trump an “expectant widow” after she and Donald Trump demanded ABC fire him: “It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he’s almost 80 and she’s younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination. And they know that,” Kimmel said. “I’ve been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence, in particular. But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend. And probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…

@mitch_muse Good thing we’re on Game 5…..

Donovan Mitchell stats in game sixes: 38.8 PPG 6.2 RPG 5.8 APG 54/53/77 Get your popcorn ready for Wednesday.

@AlTheBoss03 At the Ohio State National Championship game win over Notre Dame in Atlanta, then the Cavs win over the Warriors in 2016 downtown Cleveland

Be honest — when's the last time you were GENUINELY happy as a sports fan? 😤 Not just relieved. Not just "well at least we won." Actually, jump out of your seat, hug a stranger, can't stop smiling HAPPY. 🏆 When was it?

@nosoup4knowles @DrunkRepub 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Ilhan Omar realizing her name starts with eleven

@dtucke17 @RyanDay2China Yeah and you’re lucky your team cheated to beat him because there was no way you were beating him without it

@SimmyB23 @RyanDay2China CJ Stroud is the best QB you've had in your lifetime

Michigans “Historic” 2023 Defense Gave up 24 to Kyle McCord at the big house 😂😂😂 and it’s funny how all but like 3 players on that Michigan Defense is just backups in the league, Crazy What happens when you can’t Cheat.

@HawkEmDownChris @rece_messmer South Harmon Institute of Technology

Without googling, can you name a fictional college?

@ByPatForde @rece_messmer 4 or 8

What would be the best College Football Playoff size:

@itsrosesm Barrack or Michelle

They'll call me racist for this, but Donald Trump is ten times the man Obama has ever been!

@BBGreatMoments Hideo Nomo

Name a pitcher whose windup you could recognize from a mile away. For me, it’s Dontrelle Willis. That leg kick was basically its own baseball era. Who’s yours?

@motownjordan @cseem20

@SimmyB23 @cseem20

‘25 ohio state is easily better defense

@motownjordan @cseem20 Congrats 🤣🤣🤣

@SimmyB23 @cseem20 Still beat them without best players either side of the ball. Glorious

@motownjordan @cseem20 You guys are such morons. Yes, yes you did. Then we went on to win the National Championship without needing to cheat

@SimmyB23 @cseem20 24s Backups still beat OSU so

@motownjordan @cseem20 In ‘24. When we won the National Championship. Without cheating. Losses in rivalry games happen. We still won the championship that year so it doesn’t matter

@SimmyB23 @cseem20 That teams backups beat OSU and held them to 10 points

@ginamilan_ The sad thing is, I think this picture is from the FIRST assassination attempt

That man can golf as much as he fucking wants 🇺🇸