Simon James

@MediumSizeMeech Why?

Crazy how Starbucks lost $12B yesterday and all of a sudden Kim K is photographed with Starbucks in her hand. She’s such a ghoul

@HighwaysNWEST Can you please help poulton le fylde … please

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@HighwaysNWEST Apart from Poulton… total carnage

No planned roadworks closures in the region tonight. Info on all planned closures here: nationalhighways.co.uk/travel-updates… #WeAreWorkingForYou

@JamesNokise Wow, and I thought I’ve had nightmares with @AvantiWestCoast and @TPExpressTrains !!! This is ludicrous. By the way, I’m from Preston, it’s not all that bad :)

I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening - but here goes… At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh.. It was comfy, it was quiet In hindsight, too good to last…

@TPExpressTrains what’s happening with the 18:04 from Manchester airport?

@barstoolsports Wtaf is she on about?

This couple was afraid to watch “Oppenheimer” because of Florence Pugh’s sex scene. The horror. twitter.com/fiImgal/status…

@JasonManford as much as I like JM and the funny ad show is easy watching… the canned laughter is reaaaaaally annoying

@easyJet @easyJetholidays WhA???? I’ve had an email saying my holiday is cancelled??? It’s on Tuesday? Yet I’ve just received another saying check your holiday details are correct before flying???

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@nikicaga You don’t get out much if you don’t know what that house is 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is Zelensky’s house. Still support Ukraine?

@USAquarium @FineLineMPLS Did your lead antagonist turn up to see how it’s done?

Had a damn ball last night in O’Neill,NE headlining their annual SUMMERFEST Celebration. Tonight we roll into Minneapolis,MN for a Sunday night barn burner at @FineLineMPLS. Who’s coming?!?!

@GreenNote hey guys. Trying on Twitter now :) I’ve sent a few emails and some messages about a date later in the year? Have you received the emails?

@western_grunge Gotta say he’s getting his 5 mins of fame… if he actually any good it might’ve worked :) @USAquarium

Man y’all got him so mad he is going after his “fans” 😂😂😂

@jarroddickenson @ChrisKasper_ Be great to see you at prohibition. Playing myself the week before 👌🏻

Delighted to announce that @ChrisKasper_ will be our special guest on the upcoming UK Tour. Get your tickets, and get in the door early! Tickets: #tour-dates" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">jarroddickenson.com/home#tour-dates

@USAquarium As tempting as it is, you shouldn’t fuel his fire. He’s gaining views by this interaction

Here’s our upcoming tour dates for the next few months. Remind me when your next show is that doesn’t end in “Bar & Grill” or “Pizza Emporium”? Don’t worry, hoss. I’ll wait.

@USAquarium Amazing 😂😂😂😂

Nah, it’s mostly the shitty songs…and your voice…and the buying followers…and the whole fake jet thing…and the burner accounts…and the #1 hit claims…and the lack of shows…and the fact you don’t have a band…and the butchering of the national anthem…and I ran out of room

@EleriOnline @countryaftnoon @AaronGoodvin Me too x

Still a few tickets left for Sunday, London! 🤠 I can’t wait to join these incredible artists at @countryaftnoon I’ll be playing Sun 4th June from 12:30 alongside the amazing @AaronGoodvin @SimonJamesBand and James Riley Tickets here: tinyurl.com/CountryAftnoon

@craiggouldmusic @osiris1964 @leader_music @MeridianFM Ahhh you guys xxx thanks 🙏🏻 it’s people like you that make it worth while. Thanks all

@osiris1964 @leader_music @SimonJamesBand @MeridianFM He’s a great artist! Had the pleasure of sharing the evening with him last week 💪🏼

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Liverpool tonight! Come along one and all to join the Thieves, @SimonJamesBand and myself at the wonderful Prohibition Studios in Liverpool Tickets: craiggouldmusic.com/event/4974299/…

@craiggouldmusic @osiris1964 @ProhibitionLive Canny wait 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

@osiris1964 @ProhibitionLive @SimonJamesBand 👊🏽

👉🏻✨LIVERPOOL✨👈🏻 This is not to be missed!!! @craiggouldmusic and the Noble Thieves are playing @ProhibitionLive on Friday, May 19th, 7:00PM Support from @SimonJamesBand It will be a magical night! 🙌🏻👊🏻 craiggouldmusic.com/event/4974299/…