Simon Greybeard

@realMaalouf Feed the croc until it eats you.

BREAKING: Soon after leaving the mosque where he had just been threatened, the Australian Prime Minister was heckled and called a dirty dog and a pig. He wanted to show solidarity with the Muslim community and almost got lynched. You can never appease these people.

@Suffragent_ Feed the crocodile until one day it eats you.

“This morning I’ve been at Madina Mosque and joined in prayers with everyone for Eid,” says Green MP Hannah Spencer. Liberal white women are now actively promoting the most patriarchal, regressive, anti-feminist religion in history. Astonishing, really. 🤯

@JackieD86388657 That's a good point.

Isn't it funny how all the 'Islamic' stuff only began following the Queen's death She was obviously holding back the tide We've descended into anarchy

@Jenniferarcuri @TheFreds Dorian Gray syndrome. They all get it.

@TheFreds The man looks very unwell.

I fast 4-5 days every week for 15-18 hours, it’s no big deal. 🙄

@Mubarak_mubious Football

what industry is entirely built on a house of cards and would collapse overnight if people realized the truth about it ??

@RachelD1892 Can the Church organise a Christian celebration of Easter at Trafalgar Square?

At PMQs Starmer called for Shadow Justice Secretary Nick Timothy to be sacked for describing Trafalgar Sq public muslim prayers 'hosted by Sadiq Khan' as an "act of domination". Do you support Nick Timothy's comments? express.co.uk/news/politics/…

@micheal_ws18 Swimming.

To all my gym goers… What’s the one exercise that changed your physique the most? 💪🏾

@Jenny_1884 It can't be legally binding. Wars, disasters and famines require drastic action. However, I agree with your sentiment.

I’m sick of politicians promising this & promising that in their manifesto just in order to get elected then when they do get elected they do the exact opposite of what they’ve promised. It should be made law that manifesto’s should be a legally binding contract & if broken we have the right to an automatic GE to vote them out. The lies need to stop. Who agrees with this?

@nobleisawinner Mutley

Can you remember?

@pykestar @langtoncoaching Haha, yeah 👍

@Simon_Greybeard @langtoncoaching *90 mins

In my role as a coach, every game starts with a hypothesis. Based on recent matches, this is how I’d expect Gillingham to play tonight. I’ll be watching the game to see how accurate this is.

@otokyo__ Me. I can't drink it on my night shift. Genuinely makes me feel sleepy.

@SeddSezz The BBC should be PPV or subscription for those who want a steady feed of leftie nonsense with a healthy dose of social engineering.

🚨BBC LICENSE FEE REGARDED AS "POOR VALUE" BY 58% OF BBC'S OWN VIEWERS While only 25% think the fee represents good value, most viewers think the fee offers poor value for money and should be replaced... BBC bosses want ministers to consider extending the licence fee I say it should be SCRAPPED ENTIRELY!

@SandraWeeden I remember this sort of nonsense from the 80's. Take a door off it's hinges, get some cushions and a bottle of water and make a little den.

Aaah, we can hide in a pothole! 🤣

@JackieD86388657 The current government don't have the courage to stop illegal immigration. They are the Government. They can do anything they want to, but choose not to. Instead, they are throwing everything they've got at us to accept illegal immigration. That's why it feels strange.

Are Islamists running Britain? There's a strange vibe around everything, I'm sure we can all feel it and we all know something strange is happening but we can't put our finger on it Starmer's government isn't behaving like you'd expect a British government to behave It's so odd

@bluewmist Habit, self discipline, turning up. The hardest part of any exercise is getting out of the front door.

People who exercise even when they don't feel like it, what's your trick?

@BishopDewar Bravo sir. Well said.

As a Bishop, I cannot stay silent. I have today drafted and sent an open letter to His Majesty King Charles III, the text of which reads as follows: To: His Majesty, Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the Realms, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Bearer of the ancient title Defender of the Faith. Your Majesty, I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects who, as a bishop of Christ’s Church, cannot remain silent while the Christian foundations of this kingdom are steadily dismantled. Sir, there are moments in the life of a nation when silence becomes a form of betrayal. If I refused to speak to Your Majesty now, this would be such a moment. For more than a thousand years the Crown of this realm has stood in solemn covenant with the Christian faith. The laws of this land were shaped by it. The liberties of our people were nurtured by it. The conscience of our civilisation was formed by it. From the abbeys of medieval England to the parish churches of our villages, from the preaching of the Reformers to the missionary zeal that carried the Gospel to the ends of the earth, the Christian faith has not merely influenced Britain — it has defined her. Yet today that inheritance is being quietly but deliberately eroded. Across the institutions of this nation there is a growing hostility toward the faith that built them. Christian belief is mocked in the public square. Christian morality is dismissed as intolerance. Christian institutions are pressured to surrender doctrine in order to conform to the ideology of the age. Within the very Church that bears the name of England, voices have arisen that appear more eager to mirror the spirit of the age than to proclaim the eternal truth of the Gospel. Meanwhile, beyond the walls of our churches, powerful political movements openly speak of removing Christianity from its historic place within the life of this nation. What would once have been whispered is now proclaimed openly: that Britain must become a post-Christian state. It is in this context that I write to you, Your Majesty. For the British Crown does not stand apart from this crisis. The Sovereign of this realm bears a title that is not merely historic but sacred in its origin and meaning: Defender of the Faith. Those words are not decorative. They are a charge. They speak of a monarch whose duty is not merely to preside over the ceremonies of the Church, but to stand as a guardian of the Christian inheritance of the nation. Yet many among your subjects now ask, with increasing anxiety: “Who will defend that inheritance today?” They see a nation drifting from its foundations. And they ask whether the Crown will remain silent while that inheritance is dismantled. Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law. Those words bind the conscience of the sovereign. They remind the Crown that its authority is not merely constitutional but moral. The monarch is not merely a symbol of national continuity, but a custodian of the spiritual inheritance that shaped this realm. History records moments when kings and emperors were confronted by the Church and reminded that their authority was accountable before God. In the fourth century Ambrose of Milan stood before the Emperor Theodosius I and reminded him that even the ruler of an empire must bow before the moral law of Christ. That tradition of prophetic witness has never disappeared. Nor should it. For when rulers forget the foundations upon which their authority rests, the Church must speak — not with hostility, but with holy clarity. And so, I write to say this, Your Majesty: The Christian character of this nation is under profound and accelerating assault. If the Crown does not stand visibly and courageously in defence of that inheritance, history will record that the guardians of Britain’s institutions watched in silence as the foundations were removed. The issue before us is not nostalgia. It is civilisation. Remove Christianity from the story of Britain and you do not create a neutral society — you create a moral vacuum. And history teaches us that moral vacuums are never left empty for long. Your Majesty now stands at a crossroads that few monarchs in modern history have faced. For the erosion of Britain’s Christian inheritance will not ultimately be judged by speeches made in Parliament or debates in the press. It will be judged by whether those entrusted with the guardianship of our ancient institutions chose to defend them — or merely preside over their quiet surrender. You may preside over the quiet dissolution of Britain’s Christian identity. Or you may rise to the ancient responsibility entrusted to the Crown and speak with clarity about the faith that built this kingdom. The first path requires little courage. The second will require a great deal. But it is the path that history honours. Your Majesty’s subjects are not asking for religious coercion. They are asking for leadership. They are asking that the sovereign who bears the title Defender of the Faith remember what that title means. They are asking that the Crown hear the growing cry of anguish from Christians across this land who feel that the spiritual inheritance of their nation is being surrendered without resistance. And they are asking whether the Crown will stand with them. For the faith that shaped Britain is not merely a cultural ornament. It is the wellspring from which our laws, our liberties, and our moral imagination have flowed. If it is cast aside, the nation will discover — too late — that it has severed itself from the very roots that sustained it. Your Majesty, to many the Crown is a symbol of authority. But before God it is also a symbol of stewardship. And stewardship carries with it the duty to defend what has been entrusted. May Almighty God grant Your Majesty the wisdom to discern this hour, and the courage to fulfil the sacred duty entrusted to the Crown. Yours faithfully, Bishop Ceirion H. Dewar FSHC Missionary Bishop Diocese of Providence Confessing Anglican Church @PhilHs10 @RevBrettMurphy @revwickland @BishopRobert1 @GBNews @TalkTV @danwootton @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @LozzaFox @BackBrexitBen @RupertLowe10 @KemiBadenoch @JohnCleese

@GBPolitcs What are over 65's going to do? They are getting old, many have physical ailments and many get tired. It's really not practical.

🚨NEW: The state pension age could be raised to 75 due to UK's birth rate decline

@ObviousRises @grok translate this into a very short summary that I can understand

The Hacker known as 4chan explains the REAL reason for the war with Iran.

@InsideLucysHead That's good thanks 😂.

A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch... Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts. Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive. The food and service were good, and the beer selection was excellent. Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money. Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled. Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.