WxMamaBear

Because I am a boy mom (they are grown ass men) and I have the emotional maturity of a 13 yo…I am doing a TCDS review for an STC I’m working and come across the Dornier Luftfahrt (pronunciation: looft fart) GMBH. I can’t stop snickering. #aviation #boymom #fartsarestillfunny

@airmainengineer the chances for a firm landing are zero.

We are about to land. Can you tell us what these red lights mean?

And I for one...could not be happier. (No, I am not a Leafs fan--it's just another reason to laugh at B1G hockey)

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

RFK, Jr: “Children who are vaccinated miss out on a lot of things in life.” Me: “Yeah, like measles, polio, rubella, diphtheria, pertussis and chickenpox.”

game 1: it’s kinda hard to hate the avs i respect them so much more than the stars game 2: need all of these guys deleted and the entire city of denver to fall into a sinkhole

I’m going to be honest, the last 4 times I’ve filled up my gas tank, I thought about many things. None of those things were sharing a bathroom with a trans person, a mom buying soda with her SNAP or whether the guy in front of me in line was documented.

@WildTakes10k In Gus We Trust

How do we feel #MnWild fans?

We’re 9 weeks into a 4 week war we won 8 weeks ago.

@RidertownUSA YASSSSS keep sending the boys up North!!

Congratulations to RoughRiders Connor Davis and the Davis family on Connor’s college commitment to the University of North Dakota! #LetsRide #CollegeCommitment #LGH

@NDBrian76 @UNDmhockey I've seen him down here in Cedar. He's a solid! He'll get the culture Jax wants and will fit in.

I get that he is going to fill a need for @UNDmhockey this season, but I haven’t been able to find anything that makes him stand out, the way some of the other commits do. Someone tell me what I’m overlooking. What is he bringing?

@LetsGoDU I mean that was my favorite...the last 10 years have sucked, however.

2016 Frozen Four

mn wild injury report is gonna come in like a month and we’re gonna find out that qhughes was playing w the bubonic plague

WE GOT BOTH

@campbelldadof3 @StarsCountdown Wedgewood wasn't much better...

@StarsCountdown The "Wall Of St Paul" looked more like the "Vagina Of Edina" last night!

How the fuck did we not score more against Wallstedt????

The musical selection with this is priceless. 🤣

Swans have one off the coolest landing technique ever.. 😊

#mnwild #GoAvsGo

It’s like the fucking Battle of Normandy

@marissavoss I was a little grumpy going to bed last night. But, there's a lot of series left, and holy hell, I saw zero quit last night. The kids are all right.

Weirdly calm after that game and optimistic. We hung with them and showed some fight. This is going to be a long series boys and girls. I’m excited.