Carson

My life is just a series of corny pop-punk songs, but irl.

throw me to the wolves and they’ll come back forklift certified

sorry i didn’t text you back i made it to the bonus round of adhd side quest

your honor, you know how I get.

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

@FlipFlip bro rn forever and always

Im being told that the Security check today on Pokémon Center was supposed to begin a queue for 3-5 different SKUS including 151 ETBs. However, the queue never went up fully after the Security test. We will continue to update our community, at this point expect the drop to now happen tomorrow 🔥🤝

@Sentinels absolute cinema 🙌🏻🟥

Another stop on the Sentinels World Tour 🌎 This is our EWC recap comment "absolute cinema" and we'll send a few of you the Sentinels Champs Jersey and Jacket

@KrazyRabb1t @timhansenYT

I'd like to formally apologize to @timhansenYT

AI art in production or for profit is bad, but if you freak out over someone generating an AI meme to share with friends, you need to touch grass holy shit.

I.... riot please... @RiotSupport

@davepl1968 That's why true power users just hide all the desktop icons 😎

It's amazing to think of the amount of work we put in at Microsoft to build a fast, responsive, and robust hierarchical file system explorer just so that everyone could put everything on their desktop. And no, having an "Old Desktop Stuff" subfolder does not count as organization.

I remember when this app was fun and not everyone was a nazi or a pussy. #MyXAnniversary

Endgame terraria be like

As a result of ADHD, all my motivation is external. I’m motivated by spite, pressure, last minute deadlines, suffering, fear, proving my point, etc. If my world isn’t about to fall apart, I’m chilling. So, unfortunately all my lessons are learned the hard way lmaoooo

can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability

Looky what I got coming this Saturday. If you’re nice I’ll allow you to buy it.

We stopped calling people stupid and meaning it, and now everyone thinks their opinion is valid.

I love and hate learning new shit. "Oh, I can do this thing so much faster, better, and easier this way! .... why did I do it so dogshit before. Now I gotta fix it." fml

crazy how its 2 very opposite pieces of advice, but both totally valid imo

I love my mom, but she's not exactly a well of great advice/knowledge. That being said, she's just given me the 2nd best advice ive ever heard from her. "Sometimes the day can't be saved. Give up, take a nap, and try again." First best advice was "No matter what you'll be okay"

Not locked in, not rotting, but a secret third thing (crashing the fuck out)