LeBron James reveals he's not a billionaire
"Google search is a lie. It's way less. I got a couple thousand in my bank"
"I am free for me. Everything I got on, free. This LeBron edition Richard Mille, free. My wedding band, free"
"I ain't got no money. My kids got all the money now. They take care of dad. I'm broke"
The first person to build this franchise will be a multi-millionaire by Christmas.
@mhp_guy just revealed the world's most simple, high-margin business:
A guy makes $500K/year through a floating golf green in New Zealand.
There's only ONE of these in the world.
Here's the business:
Floating green 111 yards out in a lake. $10,000 prize for a hole-in-one. Charge $40 for 40 balls.
Amateur golfers just have a 1 in 25,000 chance of making it. All you need is a scuba diver to collects balls once a week.
By the time you hand over that $10K check, you've already collected $40,000+ in ball fees.
Net profit: $500K/year per location.
Why men can't resist:
Hit the green = testosterone trap
Miss = satisfying splash
Every miss is a funny story; every "near miss" is an Instagram Reel
Every guy thinks TODAY is the day they make $10,000
Partner with golf courses. Install the floating green as their "19th hole." They get pure profit with zero work. You take 30% of sales.
There's ONE in the entire world. Go build the next ten.
@thesamparr@ShaanVP
@n4edyn3n57139@joeroganhq We’ve found less than .01% of what’s buried underground, which is our only evidence of what has been.
5 billion years is a long fuckin time. Dinosaurs are a half a billion years ago, that’s a blink of an eye. Civilizations almost certainly existed before them and after them.
@joeroganhq Personally I believe humans are much older than we’re told. Natural disasters or some other earth shattering event would cause entire civilizations to disappear and we would essentially have to restart
Joe Rogan: "A guy kept losing his chickens. They would go through a hole and they would never come out. This guy was like 'Where the f*ck are these chickens going?' They broke down the wall... They found an underground city that can hold 20,000 people."
@joeroganhq We’re probably on the 5th or 6th cycle of humanity, or human-like entities. Planet has been spinning for 5 billion years, it’s incredibly retarded to think we’re the first civilized society that’s graced this earth…
@IveGotSomeNotes@angertab@grok There’s never been an easier time to make money in human history. If you can’t figure out how to hustle rent money in 2026, you got some serious issues.
@angertab@grok Stop making everything “okay” because it happened once under a Democrat. People can’t afford the cost of living right now, period. I don’t care about the past as much as I care about not being evicted TODAY.
I'm sick of hearing people complain about the oil prices as if these are record numbers.
@Grok, what was the highest price per gallon in the USA under Obama (and year), then adjust that price for inflation to USD today.
LUKA LIKELY OUT NEXT ROUND! 😖
Even if the Lakers advance, Luka Dončić is expected to miss a potential series against OKC. It’s a slow recovery, with no clear timeline. 😔
Major blow if LA gets through. Can the Lakers survive that scenario? 👀
#nba#lukadoncic#lakers