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The Babylon Bee just dropped a fucking thermonuclear truth disguised as satire, and it’s so surgically precise it’s carving straight through Hollywood’s rotten core. “Pedophiles At Grammys Rally Against Trump Deporting Their Own Kind” Read that again. Let it sink in. They didn’t miss. They didn’t soften it. They went straight for the jugular of an industry that’s spent decades shielding predators behind awards shows, private jets, and “artistic genius” excuses. These glitter-covered ghouls clutch their statues on stage while the casting couch runs red with the blood of innocence. They weep for “immigrant rights” not out of compassion...fuckkkkkk no. It’s self-preservation. It’s terror that the same policies dragging criminal aliens back across the border might one day drag their own degenerate brethren out of the mansions and into the light. Classic projection on steroids. The loudest voices screaming “protect the vulnerable” are often the ones who’ve spent lifetimes exploiting them. Narcissistic supply demands they pose as moral saviors while the real monsters wear their friendship bracelets. Epstein didn’t kill himself, and neither did the network of enablers who still walk red carpets like nothing happened. Hollywood isn’t broken. It was built this way. A machine that chews up children and spits out traumatized husks, all while lecturing the rest of us about ethics. And when someone finally points at the emperor’s shriveled, naked dick? They scream “hate speech.” The Bee didn’t just nail it. They drove the spike through the heart of the beast and twisted it. Fucking legendary. 💀🔪🩸👌🏻

@TheBasedMother Based Mother, I love you, but you must stand corrected - it's not HER state & the quicker we ride her, the Pressleys', Wu, & Warren out on a rail the better off we'll all be.

Governor Maura Healey has a banger of an explanation for why she gave a $2B contract to Ayanna Pressley's husband.

@Real_RobN Hello Rudy, somebody needs to go back to court & recoup their loses with penalties and interest accrued. Sue everyone individually & make them feel the burn

👇👇 Here it is: One month before the 2020 election, the parent company of Dominion received four hundred million dollars from 🇨🇳 Communist China 🇨🇳 through an investment bank in Switzerland. A court-approved forensic examination of Dominion Voting Systems concluded that the system was designed to manipulate election outcomes, overthrow governments, and facilitate the overthrow of the United States government on November 3, 2020. A forensic examination concluded that Dominion Voting Systems rigged the 2020 Michigan presidential election and covered it up by manually deleting the results of the 2020 election. “The Antrim County computer system maintains records of the adjudication process for previous elections, but records for the 2020 election were deleted.” “We conclude that the Dominion Voting System is intentionally and purposefully designed with inherent errors to create systemic fraud and influence election results. The system intentionally generates an enormously high number of ballot errors. The electronic ballots are then transferred for adjudication. The intentional errors lead to bulk adjudication of ballots with no oversight, no transparency, and no audit trail.” “The Federal Election Commission allows a maximum error rate of just 0.0008% for computerized voting systems. The error rate of Dominion voting systems, at a shocking 68.05%, is 85,000 times higher than the threshold.”

@CREWcrew Hey CREW, file another complaint because agency officials went way beyond the scope of their job description unless of course you find it "ethical."

Government ethics 101: Agency officials aren’t allowed to accept gifts from the companies they regulate. So we filed a complaint, because FCC officials reportedly did just that. citizensforethics.org/legal-action/l…

Bernie. Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. Let me get this straight, because I want to make sure I am reading your economics homework correctly, and I did not eat a bowl of alphabet soup this morning so bear with me. You just listed UnitedHealth's $5.48 billion quarterly profit as proof of corporate greed. Cute. Except that profit happened WHILE the Affordable Care Act — the law that guarantees these insurers a captive, subsidized, taxpayer-fed customer base — has been the law of the land for fifteen years. You are not exposing corporate greed, Senator. You are reading me the receipt for your own bill. The ACA did not shrink the insurance industry. It turned it into a government-guaranteed cash cow, and now you are shocked, SHOCKED, that the cow got fat. Eats soup with a fork, this one. And here is the part that should really sting. Your own party just finished a 43-day shutdown demanding MORE money be poured into that exact system, because the temporary COVID subsidies YOUR PARTY wrote into the American Rescue Plan Act of 2021 and the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022 — zero Republican votes on either bill, by the way — expired right on schedule, exactly as YOU designed them to. Not a single Republican voted to end those subsidies. You did. Then you shut down the government to admit, out loud, on the record, that a law literally named the AFFORDABLE Care Act cannot survive without emergency pandemic cash. That is not an insult from me. That is a confession from you. So now the solution is Medicare for All. Naturally. Because when a fifteen-year-old government program made the insurance companies richer, the answer is obviously MORE government program, just bigger. If ignorance is bliss you must be the happiest man in the Senate. Independent estimates put full single-payer implementation at somewhere between forty and sixty percent of the ENTIRE federal budget. Forty to sixty percent, Senator. Larger than Social Security. Larger than defense. You want me to hand over half the country's checkbook to the same apparatus that just admitted its last healthcare experiment doesn't work without a subsidy IV drip. Let's talk about who's asking. You have served in the United States government for something like forty years between the House and Senate, and by my count the bills you personally got across the finish line as lead sponsor could be counted on one hand, mostly involving the naming of federal buildings. Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you, Senator, and it owes itself an apology for the return on investment. This is also the same man who, as a young idealist, tried out communal living on a hippie commune and did not exactly stick around long enough to collect a pension from it. Now you want the reins to fifty percent of the national budget. I keep hearing "tax the rich" out of a man worth several million dollars who charters private jets on his "Fighting Oligarchy" tour because, in his own words, he isn't waiting in line at United with the rest of us peasants. Bless your heart. That is rich even by Congressional standards. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, but sure, hand him the checkbook. And before you tell me capitalism failed and it's finally socialism's turn — how's that working out for your ideological younger brother in New York? Zohran Mamdani just announced a THIRTY MILLION DOLLAR government grocery store in a city his own comptroller says is worse than broke. Kansas City tried this. Erie, Kansas tried this. That is not a hunch, Senator, that is a lab result, and I am a science teacher, so let me walk you through the peer review. An experiment only counts as science if it has been REPLICATED. Not run once. Run again. And again. Under different conditions, different continents, different decades, different "well THIS time we'll do it right" true believers standing at the podium. So let's replicate it together, shall we, because apparently nobody handed you the lab notes. Trial one: the USSR, 1920s and 1930s. Stalin seized the farms, collectivized the kulaks, and centrally planned the harvest. Result: the Holodomor, a man-made famine in Ukraine that starved somewhere between five and ten million people to death while grain was actively being EXPORTED past their starving bodies. That is not a rounding error. That is a control group that died. Trial two: Cuba, 1959 onward. Castro nationalized every business, every farm, every bank on the island. Sugar production, once the envy of the hemisphere, collapsed. The economy shrank thirty-five percent in a single decade when the Soviet training wheels came off. Extreme poverty today sits near eighty-eight percent. Same experiment. Same result. Trial three: Venezuela, sitting on some of the largest oil reserves on the PLANET, nationalized its oil industry and ran the socialist playbook to the letter. Production collapsed from three and a half million barrels a day to under one million. Hyperinflation peaked past sixty-three THOUSAND percent. Nine million people fled. You cannot bribe your way out of the results with oil money. We tried. It's in the data. Trial four, and this one should make every teacher in America wince: China's Great Leap Forward, 1958 to 1962. Mao abolished private farming, herded peasants into communes, melted down their pots and pans for backyard steel that was too low-grade to use for anything. Somewhere between fifteen and forty-five million people starved. Some regions saw cannibalism. That is not a typo. That is what happens when central planners replace the price system with a five-year plan and a slogan. Trial five: North Korea, present day, running the same command economy with the Juche twist. Famine in the 1990s killed hundreds of thousands to over a million. Markets are technically illegal and thrive anyway in the shadows, because human beings will trade even when their government threatens to shoot them for it. Trial six is my personal favorite because it is the cleanest natural experiment in the history of economics: East versus West Germany. Same people. Same language. Same culture. Same starting point in 1945. One half got markets, one half got the Stasi and collectivized industry. East German productivity settled at roughly thirty to seventy-five percent of the West's, and the population had to build a WALL to stop its own citizens from swimming, tunneling, and hot-air-ballooning their way out. Nobody builds a wall to keep people from fleeing prosperity, Senator. Trial seven: Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge, 1975 to 1979. They abolished money entirely. No markets. No private property. Total state control, straight out of the textbook you apparently keep on your nightstand. One point seven to three million people, roughly a quarter of the country, died of starvation, overwork, and execution in FOUR YEARS. And for the extra credit column: Ethiopia's Derg collectivization, Tanzania's Ujamaa villages, Yugoslavia's market-socialism ceiling, Vietnam before it finally abandoned the model, India's decades of License Raj stagnation, and Poland and the rest of the Eastern Bloc running factories that burned three times the steel per unit of output compared to the free market next door. Every single trial, same hypothesis, same result. I have seen middle schoolers design better controlled experiments during a volcano science fair. That is not one anecdote, Bernie. That is a stack of peer-reviewed, historically documented, independently verified trials spanning four continents and a full century, and the conclusion section reads the same every time: shortages, queues, corruption, and a body count north of a hundred million people once you tally every collectivized farm, every purged kulak, and every commune that ran out of rice. If an experiment fails this many times in this many labs, a real scientist stops blaming the equipment and starts questioning the hypothesis. You, apparently, would rather run trial number eight on 340 million Americans and call it "finally getting it right." Trying to reason with some folks really is like trying to baptize a cat. Quinn's First Law of Liberalism: liberalism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent. You want cheaper healthcare, you get record insurer profits. You want affordable food, you get a thirty-million-dollar failed grocery store. You want to fight the oligarchy, you fly private. Every single time. Set your watch by it. I keep asking Democrats this question and I never get an answer: what have YOU actually done to help people, versus just handing out someone else's money? Because handouts without a ladder out is not compassion. It is a leash. And I think deep down you know that, Senator, or you wouldn't need the private jet to get away from the people you claim to be fighting for. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine when it comes to actually running anything, but boy can you point fingers. You are the human version of period cramps on this topic, Bernie, and I mean that with the utmost respect for a man who has spent forty years discovering new ways to spend money he didn't earn. Has a leak in the think tank if he genuinely believes THIS is the moment socialism finally works. Unless your name is Google, Senator, you need to stop acting like you know everything about running an economy you have personally never had to run. But what do I know. I am only a medically retired Army combat medic and a science teacher who actually reads the Congressional Budget Office numbers before I open my mouth about a trillion-dollar healthcare takeover. @JoJoFromJerz @atrupar @TheYoungTurks #MAGA #Veterans #Trump

WOW 🚨 Michael Byrd, the US Capitol Police lieutenant who shot Ashli Babbitt has run a daycare out of his home for 17 YEARS Here’s where it gets crazy, after 17 years in business they have NEVER GOTTEN A SINGLE REVIEW He has collected millions of dollars in taxpayer dollars “17 years. Now, just to add a little more intrigue, somehow in 17 years, the Birds family daycare and Brandywine has zero reviews. Not a single parent has said they sent their kids there. But that hasn't stopped Mr. Byrd from raking in millions. Yes, the Capitol Hill police officer, who, by the way, isn't certified to take care of kids. Oh, and neither is his wife or anyone who lives at the home

@CREWcrew Oh my - deniers YOUR ass - here's a truthsayer - BELIEVE him

The public should know whether the Trump admin is communicating with election deniers and its interpretation of the federal government’s role in our elections. So we filed records requests. citizensforethics.org/reports-invest…

🚨SEAN PENN THE LIBERAL BONEHEAD IS SELLING HIS $45 MILLION NYC PENTHOUSE AFTER MAMDANI’S WEALTH TAX HITS HIS “2ND HOME” — SUDDENLY HE DOESN’T WANT TO PAY FOR THE POOR ANYMORE! 🔗 t.me/+Nm1AnsY87kZkM… This is exactly what we love to see. Sean Penn’s main home is in Connecticut, so his $45 million penthouse overlooking Union Square in New York is now considered a “2nd home” and is getting slammed with Zohran Mamdani’s wealth tax. Penn is worth $185 million, but he’s suddenly very upset about it. He says he voted to help the poor, not destroy the people who actually pay all the taxes. Now that it’s his money on the chopping block, he’s changing his tune real fast and putting the place up for sale. These Hollywood liberals love preaching about taxing the rich and sticking it to the wealthy… until the bill shows up at their door. Then it’s “wait, not me!” Penn is learning the hard way what happens when you vote for radical communists who actually follow through on their promises to soak the rich. We love this for him. Sell that penthouse, Sean. Maybe move to a state that doesn’t hate successful people. Share this everywhere so every liberal celebrity sees what Mamdani’s policies actually do to them! Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.

@CREWcrew Now do Healey in MA with her 40 yr noseeim contract with Pressley's husband against the MA taxpayers;)

The Trump admin awarded a "no-bid" contract to paint the Reflecting Pool to a company Trump allegedly used at his private golf course. Now reporting indicates that there were flaws in how the paint was applied. We already asked the IG to investigate. washingtonpost.com/investigations…

@CREWcrew You trusted and backed them... Why? x.com/i/status/20781…

Sixteen Trump-appointed EPA officials were paid more than $2.8M by the chemical industry before joining the agency that oversees the industry. How can we trust them to keep our communities safe from the harms of chemical pollution? citizensforethics.org/reports-invest…

@mattvanswol Fentanyl doses with a daily fogging of Acrolein

We need to have a serious discussion about how to fix these "teen" takeovers. Nearly EVERY time, the crowd is OVERWHELMINGLY Black, but we are not allowed to notice that because that's racist... ...so how do we fix this? Seriously, what is the ACTUAL solution here???

🚨 THEY EVEN TOOK THE WATCH HIS GRANDFATHER GAVE HIM. Rudy Giuliani lost nearly everything. His law license. His reputation. His Manhattan apartment. His Mercedes. His luxury watches. But one of those watches was different. It was reportedly a treasured watch given to Rudy by his grandfather—a piece of his family history that no amount of money could ever replace. Rudy begged them not to take it. They took it anyway. Think about that. The man once celebrated as “America’s Mayor” was financially devastated after being held liable for defaming two Georgia election workers he accused of fraud. They called him a liar. They destroyed his reputation. They stripped away nearly everything he had—including something precious from his own grandfather. And now? RUDY WAS RIGHT. If the allegations he was punished for have now been proven true, then an apology isn't enough. Rudy deserves justice. And the people responsible for destroying his life deserve to be held accountable. JUSTICE FOR RUDY GIULIANI. 🇺🇸

We are living Shorter lives because of the Poison in our foods.

Rudy Giuliani was ruined by the Dems for calling out on the stolen 2020 election in Georgia. Bankrupted, disbarred, charged and forced to pay millions to Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss. He was right but had to claim he wasn’t. Rudy better be made whole. Those involved ruined.

@bostonherald Healey, Wu, Warren, Markey, Pressley & Moulton need to be investigated by vetted MA officials, audited by the IRS & then forced to pay out of pocket for the deliberate mismanagement of taxpayer funds. They've needed to be stopped, not estopped

Gov. Maura Healey is defending the nearly $2 billion state contract for a new Springfield courthouse awarded to a company co-owned by Ayanna Pressley’s husband and the current head of the MCCA. bostonherald.com/2026/07/15/hea…

@CREWcrew Look what the American taxpayers lost rather quickly instagram.com/reel/Da0h4IiOF…

Trump MADE $1.4 BILLION from crypto and memecoins last year. The people who bought his memecoin LOST $3.8 BILLION.

@ShortsleeveMA Public pensions, fraud, & corruption have bankrupted MA & its cities & towns. So, fees, permits, licensing, taxes in general, especially propertytaxes, get juiced heavy because it's the easy quick fix. We're way overdue in revamping the system - game on

Massachusetts’ insane building codes are jacking up multifamily housing costs by 30 PERCENT! Extra staircases, mandatory sprinklers, elevators everywhere. We’ve regulated ourselves into a housing crisis. Too many rules, too little common sense. That’s why rents and home prices are crushing working families. As Governor, I’ll cut the red tape, eliminate onerous building codes, which will cut housing costs and incentivize building in Massachusetts.

@Lann81 @MassDailyNews The machines do - we're just here for the ride & true victims of AI - Asshole Incumbents

@MassDailyNews Visiting the Boston area this week. Yes the smoke sucks. But you folks in Massachusetts elect some of the dumbest people on the planet.

Massachusetts AG blames Trump for yellow skies caused by Canadian wildfires as she boasts about her latest climate lawsuit massdailynews.com/2026/07/15/mas…

@miles_commodore Lady Bird's Turd. Hopefully that MFer is stoking the flames of H3ll

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

@BigBlueWaveUSA Even though it happens every day, there's no well documented videos of a PP Dr. harvesting organs by grabbing a fetus and yanking it piecemeal out of the womb. The fetus doesn't fight back like that "child" that's displaying no respect. Convenient outrage bobo

This is America under Trump. This happens every day, but not usually this well documented. No elected Republicans called for this deranged cop’s termination. This is a child. Republicans either look the other way, or worse, support this.