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@TiggyWalker @BBCRadio2 He was just the best and has been part of my life for sixty years. My heart goes out to you, Tiggy.

What does a new widow do on NYE? She listens to @BBCRadio2, opens a bottle and toasts her amazing husband. Courageous, wise, strong, creative and never dull. They didn’t call him the Pirate for nothing. Above all - the most devoted loving husband. Pls raise a 🥂to Johnnie Walker

@Sandford_Police There is no such word as “gotten” in the English language.

Call came through on 999 Male calling, concerned for the safety of his step sister who had gotten stuck in the washing machine Officers attended the scene and smashed her back doors in Quickly established she was fine, probably just needed a bit of family therapy

@Documentally @gigaclear It was Gigaclear or continue with BT’s 0.5 MB/s for us. The installation process was dreadful. Errors, no shows and very late on the whole project. Now that it is all working, the 100 MB/s connection has proved reliable.

This is the second day of my life completely wasted by @gigaclear promising to do something and not turning up. I’m sure there are far more reliable #fibre #broadband providers out there. Any recommendations?

@jane_brewer @MrJamesMay £2-50 for two packs with your Clubcard.

@MrJamesMay 🎵 Hot Cross Buns, Hot Cross Buns Tesco Finest 4 Extra Fruity, and that’s just the price 🎵 (£1.60 £0.40/each) 🎵Toasted very nice 🎵

🎵 Hot cross buns! 🎶 🎵 Hot cross buns! 🎶 🎵 Four for a quid at Waitrose (25p ea) or six for £1.40 at Sainsbugs (23.3p ea) but not sold individually 🎶 🎵 Hot cross buns! 🎶

@MrJamesMay You’re right.

I’m driving the BYD Dolphin and it’s all very pleasant, but I think the drive selector rocker switch is back-to-front. My mate says it’s logical. Who is right? It’s bothering me (more than it should).

Tell me you’re in Italy without saying you’re in Italy 🏍️🏍️🏍️😂

@NationalHways Please, please, please tweet in English. It is “alternative” route.

#A282/#M25 north #DartfordCrossing will be partially closed for roadworks from 20:00 30/09 until 10:00 01/10 A height restriction of 4.8m (15‘9”) will be in place Long delays expected, road users are advised to consider alternate routes where possible nationalhighways.co.uk/our-roads/sout…

@visordown The information is already available via PetrolPrices.com (to subscribers). The problem is that too many people don’t care very much either because someone else pays for their fuel or they are too rich.

Do you think live fuel pricing data will lead to better competition, thus cheaper fuel at the pumps? visordown.com/news/industry/…

@RevRichardColes Member mind the induction hob, I see you are a fan of the Caol Ila. A fine malt that I was introduced to whilst traversing the Great Glen.

@RevRichardColes Speaking of actors, did you know that you got a mention in The Archers on Thursday? Apparently you once met Joy.

@visordown Don’t park your bike there. Oh, sorry. There is a rule for that.

Free coffee and cake.

@RevRichardColes Useful for me as I set at least four alarms at five minute intervals (just to be sure) then I can cancel the others because I got up after the first!

In honor of #NationalPuppyDay, please reply with a pic of your puppy (every dog is a puppy) ❤️

If you are planning to come to the IoM TT in 2023 without a motorcycle, then let us help. We are located on the island during the IoM TT, you also have the option to collect from our Silverstone Race Circuit base and ride to the island. spydermotorcycles.co.uk/tour/isle-man-…

Remembering my mum. BTW I have now learned to keep my mouth shut when I’m eating.

Happy birthday, (wherever you are out in the stars), to this beautiful bastard. You will always be missed. Thanks for the laughs and for making this planet all the more magical #RikMayall #HappyBirthday ❤️ 🎂 💔 Please Retweet to show that we haven’t forgotten him 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@RealKenBruce You will be missed, Ken. I’m unlikely to be listening to R2 in the mornings anymore.

I will be presenting my last show on Radio 2 next Friday. I had intended fulfilling my contract until the end of March but the BBC has decided it wants me to leave earlier. Let’s enjoy the week ahead!

@RevRichardColes So many but “invite” is up there.

@clark_aviation There is a Graham Hill in Silverstone Village.

One of my childhood heroes and someone my dad knew early in his career...but how many people here would know who he was today?🤔