SKINHEAD THFC

I'd like to think of myself as being clever.. But 2 kids later and in my mid 40s, i still can't get a wet wipe out of a packet without pulling the rest out with it 🤯

He’s not supposed to be in the cave when they roll the stone away 🤣

@Kev_COYS_ Fuck off Berbertov and just put GOAT for Harry Kane

Need your help please … trying to put this together but need some help with the list, need to fit Gazza & Kane in somewhere I think, but I’d like to see other people’s lists that fit the design … over to you … ???

@cpcompany_1971 getting involved in #AprilFoolsDay

@Cobisback No problem, i know you have a hard on for Brighton that's why I offered it to you.

@Cobisback Change of subject, do you want my Brighton ticket free of charge of course, I'm going to watch YouTubers play at wembley with the kids while the wife goes Moondance raving

Today on my show at 1.30 - Russell Brand! @BBCR1

@TheOnlyRobmdk or Elon

Just need some human rights abusing, oil state to buy us now 😂

@MPH1982 And good PR will tell him to say "i don't talk about players at other clubs, my only concern is my players" when he should be saying "i hope he chokes to death on a french stick, the rapist cunt"

Guaranteed question in his first pre-match press conference will be about greenwood.

Spurs fans: does the trans flag at the stadium make you feel uncomfortable? Answer and read my article below👇

Getting ready for the Teen Awards!

We're only signing De Zerbi so he can speak to Vicario in Italian to tell him to stop being a cunt

That would be a tough wank for deviants up and down the country

Give Robbie Keane the keys to the gaff and a long term contract TODAY. Biggest decision in our premier league history, and I have zero confidence of them making the right one.

Hearing @SpursOfficial have hired Robert De Zerbi subject to a woke permit

@ElDanMan86 @TheOnlyRobmdk Someone who has no neck, shouldn't buy a scarf

@TheOnlyRobmdk Someone that doesn't watch international football really shouldn't have an opinion

If any of them appear in the next club fixtures, fuck them off from world Cup selection.

We can confirm that it has been mutually agreed for Head Coach Igor Tudor to leave the Club with immediate effect. Tomislav Rogic and Riccardo Ragnacci have also left their respective roles of Goalkeeping Coach and Physical Coach. We thank Igor, Tomislav and Riccardo for their efforts during the past six weeks, in which they worked tirelessly. We also acknowledge the bereavement that Igor has recently suffered and send our support to him and his family at this difficult time. An update on a new Head Coach will be provided in due course.

He-Man?????

Spurs’ next relegation celebration parade